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Craig

@craigforth.bsky.social
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borderline sufferable

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10h
he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trashvis 
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did you know if u step on the gas and the brake at the same time your car takes a screenshot
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when my brain tells me we should go get an iced mocha:
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me and who
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everyone knew this maniac was like this, but they played along to confirm him anyways it's insane
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well I reviewed your application and everything looks good, naturally it’s all subject to an extensive background check, so timely child support payments, cybertruck payments, police record, etc. We do have one question, you checked the “bestiality” box. Hoping you could maybe shed light on that
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m allowed to hate the universe but i was led to understand that the deal was that it was utterly indifferent to me
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lindsey buckingham:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every last one of these hogs thinks pointing out child murder is thousands of times worse than murdering Palestinian children. A just society would send men like this naked into the wilderness.
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i don't really think there's a place in society for the people that wrote this
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and so, participating in the wretched society of America as an engaged voter, my calculation as a member of this poor, demonized minority group is this: if you throw me under the bus I will make it my life goal to make you lose. I will simply make it a politically unthinkable cost to abandon us.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
so much of the shit people push here is "we will fight for you as soon as the fight has already been won". looking for a way to win a fight that, at no point, ever asks them to actually fight back. an MMA guy running around the ring all match and wondering why he didn't get declared the victor.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's the reaction shot that does it for me
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/09/2026
The enchantress in Beauty and the Beast curses everyone in the castle in retaliation for the prince's behavior, which according to the Geneva Conventions is unambiguously a war crime
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sam @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
Catholic Batman is called Daredevil
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Homer leaned over squinting at a computer
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 07/09/2026
There are two kinds of technology in Star Wars: crystal and Otterbox
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
danny, no!
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line
An Instagram post from @salemtrash 01970 showing Seth Moulton's office with a Spirit Halloween sign taped on it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixtur…
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More
Local Porch Lamp Source Of Incandescent Bliss
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i say slow mind that child, takes 2 hours to watch sixty minutes
foghorn leghorn and john cena
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Craig @craigforth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me, to my endless detriment:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[speaking to a cheese grater that looks like an intercom] Mabel, hold my calls
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