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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 56m
I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society."
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 1h
“yeah, no, i am hellboy’s fist, that’s right”
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 2h
'you bankrupted four casinos, you moron' would do so much work
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 3h
the best way to articulate my opposition to the fascists is through a cheeky little bastardised version of the stolen works of charles m. schulz
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh yeah, that guy is a godawful prick can't say i've ever been or felt to be 'lumped in with rapists' for some reason. i must not be sensitive enough to the untrammelled hate coming the way of my gender
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a point - long ago - where we'd have been happy to give them money to keep the place going
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that’s just the regular road between england and scotland
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every old scottish person looks like that for some reason
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
makes the leaving the house pat down check nice and straightforward
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you aren't stealing them, you are simply taking what is yours by natural law
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
impossible to ignore impossible to ignore
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's got the best artwork in a disney movie by a distance too
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s from the movie amadeus, it’s mozart effortlessly showing off
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
president roslin?!?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trashvis 
@Trashvis
did you know if u step on the gas and the brake at the same time your car takes a screenshot
12:49 am • 30/09/2018
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*scribbling down* "don't be nice to morty" got it
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when my brain tells me we should go get an iced mocha:
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah, we don't see ourselves in the running zombies, they don't have the stench of human death about them
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it was a fun cast, i wonder how much that can carry an older show, but maybe not much if even monk is heavy going
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i used to like psych but haven't gone back for a rewatch because of that worry
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kate Beaton's 'AW NOT CRAIG' panel.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the byrds-esque version on the anthology where they are stoned and giggling is fun
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ehhhh, i am the walrus, hello goodbye, strawberry fields forever and penny lane is a run oasis can't compete with, even with the rest of the album being pretty shite i have probably listened to morning glory at least ten times as much as magical mystery tour though
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me and who
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
might be the most common gen x error
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
counterpoint: no she wasn't
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
looking for more booba?
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2025 him that invited fascist assholes on his podcast?
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'll never forgive the white sox for letting him go
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dude should be met with a rock
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
who is this for??
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
apparently there was some generational talent there
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
people voted for obama to codify roe like he said he would and then he just chose not to
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i love malignant so much, absolutely batshit in the best of ways
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sure, but what about subsumed?
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