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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kate Beaton's 'AW NOT CRAIG' panel.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
supino's in detroit does an amazing one (in fairness you can put roasted garlic on anything and make it amazing):
the city wing thing pizza
red sauce, smoked chicken,
smoked gouda, banana peppers, 
roasted garlic, fresh mozzarella
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m allowed to hate the universe but i was led to understand that the deal was that it was utterly indifferent to me
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
spidey being carried by the train crowd in spider-man 2
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think i see your problem here
ass
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
what would you call this then? vogue?
a pointer dog doing something inscrutable
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
fascists dealt with
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
found a wee guy
some sort of little white insect. a moth, maybe?
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
tom chaney from true grit
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
cohle and hart from the first season of true detective. as usual, marty is just about done with whatever weird shit rust is saying
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kate Beaton's 'Aw not CRAIG' panel
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
two little plastic ducks
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
there is a show from when he was younger where he played a sexy vampire and then a later one where was doing this kinda stuff:
Aidan Turner ripping some bodices
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i guess that’s not as bad as the kate beaton owl, most of the craigs incapable of pronouncing their name properly, or, worst of all, this one
English Version
When dubbing the English version of My Neighbor Totoro, the film's executives originally planned on changing Totoro's name to one considered more American. Several new titles were considered, including My Neighbor Craig, My Neighbor Kyle, My Neighbor Joe Toro (Totoro's first name would be Joe and his last name would be Toro - it would also be implied that he was from Cleveland), and My Neighbor Uncle Sam. Eventually director Hayao Miyazaki kept the name Totoro. "I could not name him Craig," said Miyazaki. "Because I would not want to be named Craig.'

Totoro and Satsuki using rain blockers.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hang on, what does that say now?
CRAIG…
Agent 001/4
he’s just a
fraction stupid!
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it's giving
the botched monkey jesus "restoration"
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
most handsome of gentlemen
Algernon Moncrieff, the dog
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Little anakin: "now this is podraacing!" frame
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
here's the important part
Statement from the Crown Prosecution Service

The Crown Prosecution Service has decided to bring further charges against brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate in relation to four further victims.

Andrew Tate, 39, is being charged with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, three counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and 19 additional charges for offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography.

Tristan Tate, 38, is being charged with one count of sexual assault, two counts of rape and three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation.

The offending is alleged to have taken place between July 2010 and August 2017.

The suspects were arrested by the US Marshal Service in the United States of America on July 18, 2026.

Following their arrest in the US, prosecutors will be seeking extradition in relation to the original 21 charges and the further charges which we have decided to prosecute.

Malcolm McHaffie, Head of the Special Crime Division at the Crown Prosecution Service, said: “We have decided to prosecute Andrew and Tristan Tate for further offences including rape, arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation and offences relating to indecent images of a child.

"These charging decisions followed receipt of a further file of evidence from Bedfordshire Police and bring the total number of alleged victims in this case to seven.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
that's right
super john mcginn
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i am cursed with the memory of this and so now must pass the hex on to yourselves
trey parker in the same j lo dress
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
anyways
Liam Gallagher tweeting

Neymar is an embarrassing little cunt

back on April 28th, 2021
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this was a particular highlight in neymar hating
neymar looking on in disbelief after his psg side biffed it in the champions league yet again, this time against a bad man utd team
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it was entirely unintentional but he was lucky he didn't break that guy's ankle, so 'obviously bad and incorrect' is overdoing it, and that's not even touching naked corruption somehow being 'good for the game'
Balogun with his foot coming down on the opponent's ankle
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bless my beautiful boy
Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher

Everytime l've been to Mexico everyone's been lovely I don't get all this bad attitude nonsense it'll be fine

jake @cfcinky • 
I think it's Altitude not Attitude

Liam Gallagher ® @liamgallagher 
Ah ok got ya ffs I've been sitting here scratching my head
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just finished this series of taskmaster and it's going to take me months to get over my crush on amy gledhill
amy gledhill looking fit
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ah, it's mr. cage guy
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
happy wee squirrel
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
just brazen
seductively-lounging squirrel
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i am very partial to the curaçao away strip
The magnificent Curaçao away kit.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
walter white saying 'someone cooked here', but with 'someone' written over with 'a scot'
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i know it's massively besides the point, but can we take a moment to discuss what this guy's deal is?
some sort of 1920s Etonian-looking guy with funny gloves.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i have long wondered, were off-puttingly-proportioned heads a crucial plot point in the movie?
The DVD cover for the Disney Original Movie 'Twitches (Bewitched Edition)'
Tia and Tamera's heads have been shopped onto bodies roughly 80% of the size of said skulls.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Abbott & Costello yucking it up
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
this part breaks my brain; what world was orwell living in when he wrote it?
Serkis chose this new ending because he was hesitant to dog-pile on an already “bleak world,” he says.

“We live in a world where there seemingly is no hope at the moment. We keep making the same mistakes. There are oppressive regimes globally. There are bosses in companies that maltreat their workers globally. We're living in such a difficult time. All times are difficult for humanity, but we're living in, it seems, certainly a world without truth or the inability to really know what is true and what isn't true,” Serkis says. “So we wanted the next generation, the kids who we hopefully are going to be watching this film, to at least have the ability to question what they should do next time around. History will inevitably repeat itself.”
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
oh man, got me
There’s something comforting about hearing the voice you grew up with reflected back to you in a way that engenders instinctual trust and fellowship but that also means it’s the same voice that belongs to everyone who was ever cruel to you when you were young. It was like going to therapy and you show up and it’s your meanest aunt or the nun who beat you.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
the republicans lost the spanish civil war because there were just too many
SOFTWAR
MANUELS
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
looking at this made me feel slightly better
art002e009301 (April 6, 2026) – Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
always and forever
Dawn Foster tweet of
I knew Wes when I was a student and he was the NUS president - always been a right wing lickspittle cunt
Jan 3, 2021, 10:49 AM
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
charlotte the spider from charlotte's web wrote/wove 
SOME
PIG
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
alright, society has gone to shit enough that it’s time they let us all have a drink from the electric juice barrels
Three barrels attached to an electrical pole. There’s a bunch of cables going into the barrels, demonstrably carrying away their sweet zappy nectar.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
big kubrick fan, maybe?
Gravestone of Craig (sweet name) Del Murphy
July 27, 1983
August 20, 2020
Love You Long Time
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
you gotta lose your mind in detroit
a sign saying
POOP
        CITY
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
know thyself
Back of a truck with the Michigan license plate BETACUK
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
oh hey, that's a kinda familiar view
view of a man's legs, crossed, with white converse high tops on. there are twins in the room.
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i might change my mind tomorrow, but right now:
@TweetPotato314
her: let's role play
Me: ok I'll be elmo and you'll be-
Her: elmo?
Me: oh fuck yes two elmos
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
godzillaS, you say?
Kamata-Kun looking perfect and beautiful
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
everytime
onedrop1.bsky.social
Joined Nov '24
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
help, my cat, he is glitching
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Craaaaaaaaaigssssss @craigforth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the scotland away kit is the business an all
the new scotland away kit. it's red with dark blue thin vertical stripes. it's a beaut.
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