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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15h
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 19h
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Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Oh. With alt text.
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Person whose daytimes have often sucked, and has only been consistently left alone at nighttime, conditioning them to equate nighttime with freedom: "Whyyyyyy do I keep staying up so late??"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The one example of the genre
The Flutie Brothers Band - Catch This!
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get your tickets for my all Native American comedy show in Los Angeles before it sells out! My name is Joey Clift, I’m an enrolled member of the Cowlitz Indian Tribe and I’m putting on a comedy show on October 6th at The Elysian Theater featuring some of the funniest names in Native comedy!
A promo graphic for the Elysian show We've Been Here The Whole Time! Book Release Show which is on 10/6 at 7:30pm in Los Angeles.
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
if your IT department doesn't have at least one furry, it is not a good IT department. yes I want a furry flying my plane, doing my opsec, building my bridges, and also running most national security.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a friend of mine said she’s the moriarty to nathan’s holmes lol
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
Baddies have a job in America… This face kills fascists!!!!!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
Real baddies don’t use AI
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weird, she ‘moderated’ on trans rights and yet her opponent is still calling her a deranged leftist SJW. If only there was some kind of precedent for this so it could have been predicted in advance.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what an insane timeline where i gotta come on here and post shit like “I Stand With Macklemore”
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All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Four openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Linking all of my finances to the website that crashes whenever Nintendo adds a guy to Smash Bros. I am very smart
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture."
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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 12/09/2026
Should we celebrate Columbus Day?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine if ai worked, which right now it doesn't, but let's say it keeps getting better, which it hasn't, even though we've spent trillions of dollars, but let's say it was getting better and one day it worked, in that situation we'd have a calculator that worked. Pretty scary stuff!
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day!
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"slop" should be relegated purely for AI, not anything you don't like. to say "AI slop" is like saying "ATM machine" - it's redundant. so, don't say slop unless it's AI. it's a slippery slop.
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also in front of those doors, on top of those doors, and often, right next to those very same doors
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bro i am dyyyyying
guy named will in a pink cardigan over a blue button up on wheel of fortune: we named our dog mumfordguy named will in a pink cardigan over a blue button up on wheel of fortune: and then both of our girls guy named will in a pink cardigan over a blue button up on wheel of fortune: are named after lyrics from mumford & sons songsryan seacrest: but you have no son
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wow it’s true what they say, a barrel full of rotten apples ruins everything.
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on the Late Show. Top 10 Dolly Parton Pet Peeves: "1. Nobody notices I've got a great ass, too"
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She lived the American dream, she was a feminist icon. She will be missed.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's beyond insane that every major paper and news org just let's these pieces of shit lie with every breath they can muster. This is no different than the Comet Pizza basement horseshit only this time it's coming from the Secretary of Education.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jon Snow: why are you on your Switch so much? Gamer Tyrion Lannister: First of all this is a Steam Deck. I’ve just messed with it enough so it can play Switch games. [hits dab pen so hard he has to choke back a cough] Maybe if you played Metal Gear they wouldn’t be shipping your ass to the Allegory
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1
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Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash Chudgar
Awesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Simon Wiesenthal Center *literally blessed* Donald Trump while he was ushering Nazis into the government. The organization condemned anti-fascist Jews for using a Yiddish anti-fascist slogan. To pretend they represent anything but a fascist fringe is absurd.
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Mark Ruffalo Called Out Over 'Extremist and Antisemitic Messaging' by Simon Wiesenthal Center, Creative Communities For Peace
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So random that people don't like the resource draining cubes being used by tech pedophiles to monitor our every thought and put everyone out of work
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fortnite screenshot showing Sonic and Sonic in the '89 Batmobile
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Beefenfreude.
Meriweather Farms' bio on Twitter: MAKE BEEF AMERICAN AGAIN (american flag emoji)Meriweather Farms on Twitter after Trump posted he'd be important 300,000 metric tons of beef over the next 90 days: Betrayal
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The woke mob wants you to think this isn't super bitchin heckin cool
Sonic in Fortnite with a Batman cape and a Kill Bill sword
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I can quit Twitter, you can too
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this is thrilling
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
if I was given the power to change one thing in the world, but with the huge exception that it couldn’t be anything that would really help people or improve life in any meaningful way, I would eliminate graphics on the backs of T-shirts. front graphics only.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m writing a book where everybody dies at the beginning
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stayed awake for the new Phoebe Bridgers album and the songs are all great and also making me sleepy
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