tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We just realized we should probably start saying things like "that's your mama/dada" or his first words are gonna end up being "hell yeah it's Big Diaper Piss King!" 011
Reposted by tuleycorndrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
Reposted by tuleycorn😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026imagine you’re a vet and someone shows up to your clinic with a hedgehog and you think “damn, i wish i hadn’t slept through hedgehog week in vet school” 5584
Reposted by tuleycornUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 01074127
Reposted by tuleycorndawhaterpol0z0ne.bsky.social @dawhaterpol0z0ne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026And then he starts talking normal 093
Reposted by tuleycornSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026trump napping clips are at their best when they catch his eyes slip open like a big dog hearing a can opener in the distance 639934
Reposted by tuleycornThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The secret, dark joy of flat soda... 2728225
Reposted by tuleycornBlake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY. 1626451024
Reposted by tuleycornlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026costco ascension 0: 1h46m clear / achievements: *starter glizzy: applied hot dog buff before taking cart *cheap drunk: 2+ bottles of vodka at checkout costco ascension 14: 26m clear / achievements: *kirkland kaution: didn't add any new products to cart *small sample size: declined all snack buffs 161082129
Reposted by tuleycornJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/05/2026the atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game 262749251
Reposted by tuleycornPsy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo 108112851888
Reposted by tuleycornNTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 23/04/2026MrBeast Co: “We have finally created the 100% liable corporation from the annual HR training, ‘Don’t Create the 100% Liable Corporation’!” 9768127
Reposted by tuleycorn🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Everyone got that one guy in the group chat who grants an AoE debuff to the riffs 051
Reposted by tuleycornkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Blofeld: I'm afraid you've They'd your last Them, Mist- I mean, um, Non-binary Bond: It's still Mr Bond, thank you 1537
Reposted by tuleycornJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The stuff which I find funny Is also kind of sad 112420
Reposted by tuleycornkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Why did they put Callista Gingrich's picture in the thumbnail 3743
Reposted by tuleycorn😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026check out this perfect dome on this corn cob 11886
Reposted by tuleycornRip Van Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Could this work? 1496
Reposted by tuleycornKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/03/2026In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East. 2858151695
Reposted by tuleycornmr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 04/03/2026Dr. Ahmad Hassan just made his post-election statement 57510
Reposted by tuleycornJohn Sununu is in the Epstein Files @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there 152120902410
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 03/03/2026For their many sins, Radiologists should have to do clinic visits where they go through every slice of scans while patients go "what is that. What is that. Ok what is that. What's that smudge? What is that? Doesn't look like nothing to me!!! THERE! right 🫵 there. Is that cancer? What is that. OMG wh 1366
Reposted by tuleycornskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026this week we surveyed 1,000 americans dumb enough to click the link in a bot text. the results will shock you 1747
Reposted by tuleycornNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/03/2026media.tenor.comtwo men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop .ALT: two men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop . 3496
Reposted by tuleycornwell it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it 352350638
Reposted by tuleycorn😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It’s disappointing when an author does or says something morally reprehensible and forever taints any joy we used to derive from their art. There’s always debate about whether or not we should continue to consume their works. But I think it’s trickier for more collaborative arts like movies: 89122
Reposted by tuleycornHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well 20926224
Reposted by tuleycornJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 26/02/2026In England the ad campaign was 'Slip into a Slender James' 3365
Reposted by tuleycornJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026lmfao "my politics are NOT inscrutable, i think everyone should have healthcare but some people should starve" 482536285
Reposted by tuleycornVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 08/11/2025adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going 3817153
Reposted by tuleycornkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026What's up Bluesky! My name is Chris, I'm 42, I'm a software engineer at a start up that is disrupting the debt collection space, Xaya the busty pansexual lemur is my OC 110112
Reposted by tuleycorn😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026texas, you are missing out on a once in a lifetime opportunity to send this man to washington d.c. if you do not vote for him 3343
Reposted by tuleycornlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid 51105166
Reposted by tuleycornmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 12/02/2026(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants 548064
Reposted by tuleycornBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity 203251529
Reposted by tuleycornMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If Bilbo had Chat GPT 4339501135
Reposted by tuleycornJOY!! WHIMSY!! EUPHORIA 🎉🎉🎉🎉 @jovialbeing.bsky.social · 16/01/2026big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time! 131356597
Reposted by tuleycornlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/01/2026the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace 263353585
