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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 25m
It is shockingly easy to go to college without giving someone a horse anesthetic and then assaulting them. It’s not really one of those situations you just stumble into.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 3h
Campus police the only bigger joke than actual police.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/02/2025
A SEGA Mega Drive cartridge for "Umberto Eco The Dolphin" which is just the cover of Ecco but with his head shopped onto the dolphin jumping out of the sea.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
What a week, huh?
Gordon, it's been twenty years.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 6h
Mmmm just incredible work from the NYT. Just a subtle rape apologia stating it’s her opinion/perspective and not a statement of fact.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 6h
Sick country.
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 20h
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 15h
It feels like it’s been a while so gentle reminder concierge docs will not be on the side of the proletariat when we get to the cool zone
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have ceded molecular diagnostics to tempus Caris etc and it’s a fucking tragedy. Oncologists wandering around stumbling over variants with no context and taking bullshit predictions for site of origin as biblical.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i may doff the facade of whimsy for a moment, it's time to get painfully sincere; i've been boiling my evening oats in dr pepper for months now. it's awful. it's disgusting and i don't even eat them, but if i don't do this then no one else will and the world will lose something unique forever.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
holy shit
Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, the solution is obvious. Hold the execs accountable for the crime that the committed by their greedy negligence. Who cares about "superintelligence", what's rogue here is a number of companies with unsafe business practices which knowingly endanger the public
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OpenAI Ignored Employees’ Warnings About Safely Testing A.I. Models
Employees and security researchers said they had cautioned the company on safely testing its A.I. models and strengthening its corporate infrastructure, but OpenAI did not listen.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tapping the sign
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 29/09/2026
explaining original sin to a shitposter
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New ambient AI that plays the sound of a beating heart from the floor when only you can hear it
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You simply don’t have to let Michael Tracey be part of society. You can refuse him service cause he looks like shit. You can call him a bitch on the sidewalk. Together we can solve the Michael Tracey problem.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tanooki statue needs a good scrotal wrap and diuresis
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The use cases are marginal, it’s improved Google search. It can be used for tasks that do not require high reliability and will inevitably hit its endpoint when it perfectly recapitulates its training data but cannot generate new data based on actual observation and experimentation.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
it's really cool how a technology can have massive downsides and literally no societal upside and yet conventional wisdom is that it is impossible to not deploy because, apparently, it's progress and can't be stopped
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[WATCHING MY BASEBALL TEAM OWNED BY A GUY WHO LITERALLY BECAME A BILLIONAIRE OFF SELLING CANCER TO UNTOLD MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CHOKE IN THE KIND OF HISTORIC FASHION THAT GETS TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS] "why are they cursed like this?"
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It usually takes a kwisatz haderach, one in a thousand generations, to produce this level of negative charisma and now we are blessed with several of these masters of sucking the air out of a room. Imperial decline indicator.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No wait I think it’s Questioning Agenda
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Qgenda stands for Queer Agenda
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Mass lesbian bar masking story is getting Oberlin cafeteria levels of coverage, meaning it will define reactionary and reactionary-fearing centrist politics for the next 15 years
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you a cop? I’m going to reach for your service weapon and you are legally required to tell me if you’re a cop.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guy who doesn’t know what UMAP is: They are very close together on UMAP
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry you cannot admit to me that you had to use Claude to change the labels and scale on a GGplot figure for our abstract. I’m like a state mandated reporter for that.
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the bar owners hired trained mediators for a meeting with the patrons who were mad lol. first mistake
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you simply do not have to cave to the concern trolling of the most maladjusted people in the world, they will take any space they are allowed to. so don't allow them to
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026
We overvalue STEM education in this country. But if everybody learned basic statistics and math they wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking that Nate Silver was smart
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clavicular? The New York financier?
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A beautiful woman named “fidelity quarterly advisors” keeps calling my bosses phone
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lmao looking at an entire radical resection from outside bills less than half of me flashing over a placenta at 2x pathology is so cooked.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guy who uses open evidence to come up with new kinds of brain surgery then start spam emailing neurosurgery department chairs
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You use open evidence to cautiously guide clinical management while checking the true evidence base, I use open evidence to be my AI girlfriend. We are NOT the same.
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh no he has computer girlfriend
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is real dunning-kruger stuff he's doing, and I'm not a computational linguist myself, but an answer to why LLMs don't think is that they don't understand the *meaning* of words because to understand meaning you would have to also exist outside of a language model, which an LLM does not
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tanooki statue needs a good scrotal wrap and diuresis
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry just saw a tiktok where someone found a VUS on their whole genome sequencing and now they’re calling it a disease that explains all their vague symptoms reopen the medical schools
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