Reposted by Jacdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14hI'm fairly certain both Baron Harkonnen and Gollum knew what a nonce is. 17812
Reposted by Jackeb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 15hcreating samsara just to have something to do 1232
Reposted by JacNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15hLife pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day 254183
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 15has a child I thought the Bermuda Triangle would pose much more of a threat to my day to day life 5220
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 15hremembering when hillary delivered the "breaking up the banks won't solve racism line" and floating 10 inches above my seat 180
Reposted by JacVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 17hFord-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s 14667168
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 16hi agree with all of deutschland tiff's posts even when i cannot interact with them 042
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 17hantisocial religious beliefs should not be coddled by the state 1283
Reposted by Jacmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 17hsmoking this with my sexually attractive sibling before her burger king cashier shift tonight 3563
Reposted by Jacwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17hIf you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go 281778190
Reposted by Jacgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 18hGareth’s Cock is a cosy pixel art incremental roguelite deckbuilder beat ‘em up idler adventure, about a guy name Gareth and his haunted cock. ℹ️ The developer has made the following disclosure about their use of AI: 𝘞𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘐 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘩’𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘤𝘬 1382
Reposted by JacSenator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 20hTrans people deserve the right to experience the freedom, the joy, and the opportunity afforded to every other American. 312421
Reposted by Jac“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The boomer centrist wants Democrats to focus on winning the support of a group of people that don’t actually exist - their parents and all the adults who made up their world pre-dementia 1231
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 19hthere's a sort of cultural machismo that differs in expression depending on community and demographic but that can be seen everywhere in America, among the poor and the rich, and i think it is going to doom us 140
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 20hone of the responsibilities of governance is incentivizing pro-social behaviors in the populace, and it's responsibility that's been completely abdicated 181
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 20hbeing a fraternity member at Cornell should result in your life being ruined regardless of any other circumstances 2120
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 21hi think some aspect of why everyone is insane now is that everyone in America is Assigned Consumer At Birth and companies have realized they do not actually have to provide customer service once they have your money. a big aspect of the social contract unilaterally reneged upon after COVID 0100
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TSA officers will not be allowed to sit before they stand up to molest you 240
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most of the production value in The X Files comes from Gillian Anderson being on-screen 1110
Reposted by JacCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026r/bullyingadvice I need help dealing with snakeroot I'm crab man. 4452
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you think your blood gets bored traveling the same veins every day 1111
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026seeing the Goodyear Blimp but it wasn't really that cool 030
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026squirting is the same thing as scent-marking i think 061
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[Alan Watts describing the difference between shit and piss] We have been hypnotized, literally hypnotized into believing that these are different things. But it is only through contrast to one that we know the other. This is absolutely fundamental, this is a yoga, this is a way of realization 040
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026washing my dick every time i piss because my filthy hands touched it 170
Reposted by JacJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm starting a private school where we leave your child in floating in a bacta tank full of nicotine for 6 hours a day to give them mind powers like a Guild Navigator. It costs $1000000 a year and your child will never be the next Technological Adolf Hitler if you do not let us do this 091
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i find my jester's bells increasingly grating. i may have him killed 020
Reposted by JacGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026telling cop i kno u dont mean that its the roids talkin 1688
Reposted by Jacmolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026our children need a baseline level of math and reading skills so they can grow up to place bets on draft kings 0263
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i loved skyrim when it released but every time i've tried to play it since then i've just kinda been like. damn, this is boring 140
Reposted by JacJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026trans people will really internalize shit like ugh im such a fucking anxious chud I hate going out in public while the people who are in charge of the public are like "we gotta make trans people feel like fucking anxious chuds" 0301
