tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We just realized we should probably start saying things like "that's your mama/dada" or his first words are gonna end up being "hell yeah it's Big Diaper Piss King!" 011
Reposted by tuleycorndrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cheez-It Extra Toasty should be the default and the original recipe should be sold as Cheez-It Pure. also the back of the box should have poetry on it instead of an advertisement for Chees-It Grooves. nobody's buying that garbage let us read something beautiful. or gross. they have gross poems now 133747
Reposted by tuleycorn😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026imagine you’re a vet and someone shows up to your clinic with a hedgehog and you think “damn, i wish i hadn’t slept through hedgehog week in vet school” 5584
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Interesting that you didn't account for those that choose cremation and wont have a grave 120
Reposted by tuleycornUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 01074127
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I have a fat pussy and it is actually a protected condition under the ADA so I'd be expecting a ban pretty soon. Screenshots taken. You're finished. 040
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This was my most broken game so far. 2-5k damage per hit, had sovereign sword, starfall, and heavenly lathe take advantage of the stars and energy 150
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I love a strike build. I know you were praying for Hellraiser 110
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I can't tell you how shameful it is to me that I like them. It's like having your wife walk in on you watching naruto. 020
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 21/06/2026glanced up at the computer and saw you had posted "I will never be sucked" and immediately looking away having had my biases confirmed. Don't need all the rest of that 050
Reposted by tuleycorndawhaterpol0z0ne.bsky.social @dawhaterpol0z0ne.bsky.social · 13/06/2026And then he starts talking normal 093
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This comes on shuffle when I finish my news podcast and I hate how engaged I am with it. Agree wholeheartedly. 010
Reposted by tuleycornSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026trump napping clips are at their best when they catch his eyes slip open like a big dog hearing a can opener in the distance 639934
Reposted by tuleycornThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The secret, dark joy of flat soda... 2728225
Reposted by tuleycornBlake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY. 1626451024
Reposted by tuleycornlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026costco ascension 0: 1h46m clear / achievements: *starter glizzy: applied hot dog buff before taking cart *cheap drunk: 2+ bottles of vodka at checkout costco ascension 14: 26m clear / achievements: *kirkland kaution: didn't add any new products to cart *small sample size: declined all snack buffs 161082129
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The Studio was a real gem imo. Visually it is interesting the entire time 010
Reposted by tuleycornJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/05/2026the atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game 262749251
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 29/04/2026There's probably a third thing that is also the same as them. Doesn't matter 010
Reposted by tuleycornPsy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo 108112851888
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Ok what about this: TV Hire??? That's what I told the person who was mounting my TV on the wall, and they were putting it too low for my liking!!!!!!! 020
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I hope you didn't put it on tin foil! You aren't supposed to put tin foil in the oven. Im 100% right about this, and I also have decided that you DID put it on tin foil, and I've never been more sure of anything in my life. And boy am I mad now 250
Reposted by tuleycornNTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 23/04/2026MrBeast Co: “We have finally created the 100% liable corporation from the annual HR training, ‘Don’t Create the 100% Liable Corporation’!” 9768127
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 22/04/2026*Snake Da Caveman casts wild eyes around the room, smears of blue and red surrounding his mouth* grondo no tell truth 070
Reposted by tuleycorn🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Everyone got that one guy in the group chat who grants an AoE debuff to the riffs 051
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It was a mid show with a few good to great moments sprinkled in. It suffered from the same thing most long running sitcoms do where writer turnover over the years has fans of the show become writers for the show and it becomes a fanfic 110
Reposted by tuleycornkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Blofeld: I'm afraid you've They'd your last Them, Mist- I mean, um, Non-binary Bond: It's still Mr Bond, thank you 1537
tuleycorn @corncob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I bet you could swim real fast or something. You just don't know man. You don't know what it's like. We can't know. We shouldn't 030
