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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 19h
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
☝️🤓: it’s unprofessional and disqualifying to bring a beverage into a job interv-
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sign for a business called Cherokee Forearms "keeping tradition alive"
beneath it is one of those movable letter signs you seat strip malls
"Do elves creep you out
 we have the solution!"
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My Neighbor Turturro
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watch out Chicago Pope it’s the Loc-Nar!
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone referencing The Dead Zone which does make me happy but I’m still annoyingly compelled to point out this is definitely based on Walken in The Deer Hunter
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I prefer grave enjoyer but yeah I did take some stuff
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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MKULTA ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m doing a tour of the glue factory tomorrow. I get to use the special entrance that has a bunch of ramps that don’t let you see around the corner so it’s a surprise 😃💭
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i remember this. she beat him to death with an axe handle
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you watch the screensaver long enough, they show you the kid whose suffering makes roku city utopic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Locked up in my home terrified after seeing the same giant worm in an apple car doing laps around the block all afternoon
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I love your posts“ thanks I’m being hunted for sport please help
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Sing for the Common Man
Dolly Parton · 9 To 5 And Odd Jobs · Song · 1980
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Light of a Clear Blue Morning
Dolly Parton · New Harvest...First Gathering · Song · 1977
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Do I Ever Cross Your Mind
Chet Atkins, Dolly Parton · Chet Atkins - The Master And His Music · Song · 2001
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ah man
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This kind of thing would never happen to a seasoned professional wife
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Larry Groznic, op-ed writer for The Onion
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Matthew Jackson @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mystery Science Theater Pete Townshend
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women 50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex" Family Feud Steve Harvey:
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Recorded VHS Tape (1993): Tape 3 : 5729s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 5729 seconds.
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It came to me! The band is experimental Swiss industrial rock band The Young Gods and the specific album I was remembering was Super Ready/Fragmenté from 2007 and here’s the actual cover:
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Was thinking about it more and I think the album cover looks more like this if that helps anyone lol
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trying to remember the name of a band I heard ages ago, think was mainly the brainchild of one guy, European or MAYBE French Canadian, pretty experimental, maybe sort of electronic/industrial sort of post punk, had an album in the 00s with a cover kinda like this. Does this ring a bell for anyone?
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trying to remember the name of a band I heard ages ago, think was mainly the brainchild of one guy, European or MAYBE French Canadian, pretty experimental, maybe sort of electronic/industrial sort of post punk, had an album in the 00s with a cover kinda like this. Does this ring a bell for anyone?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No. Let's stop with this bullshit.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
one thing you need to understand when you watch a major league baseball game is, these guys are some serious big league ballplayers. they're the real deal. i'm talking about some real big-time types of guys
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Been listening to the band Big Country recently, Stuart Adamson and Bruce Watson are an underrated rock guitar duo
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
that dont impreg me much
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Admin @mincer-ray.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on meeeeeeee call on me call on me
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MKULTA ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
if that’s your man why’s he been gone for nigh on a year
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ah fuck im so sorry I just heard they made it against the law to post anything about the odyssey online I guess you all will have to figure something else to do with your lives now :(
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 27/07/2026
8 year old me: i can't wait until i'm an adult. i can do whatever i want!! 41 year old me: i'm going to spend my waking hours watching old episodes of Yan Can Cook on youtube
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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
not how I expected Mitch to make his return to the public eye but that's the business for you 🤼
the trending topics currently, which are aew redemption, komander, speedball, nick wayne and, well, mitch mcconnell
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ZABADAK (ZABADAK) KARAKAKORA KAKARAKAK (KARAKAK, KARAKAK) ZABADAK SHAI SHAI SKAGALAK
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Anyone got a screenshot of that post and reply where someone is like it’s crazy that we haven’t had a conversation about this problematic aspect of this old piece of media and the reply is like we have at length you’re just 20 years old
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Okay the blocked user avatar account just posts way too frequently that’s enough of that
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That’s a dorble
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Generational warfare is annoying and I promise I really try not to engage in it but Gen Xers are sooooooo whiny and annoying lol
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