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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The committee notes the lack of Veronica Mars, with prejudice.
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The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
More than 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV voted on the best series released since Jan. 1, 2000. See what they chose.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone knows the best way to get hired is to throw a full cup of iced coffee at the interviewer immediately before you even shake hands. The element of surprise. It's in the Art of War probably, I don't know I haven't read it
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 julien baker and lucy dacus
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banff is the sound an elk makes when it runs into your car
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maundering yokel @nomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you've got to assume an ethics expert is troubled almost all the time. although it would be pretty cool not to be. "the blasé ethicist"
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Read this as AC/DC / Van Halen at first
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading this article leads only to disappointment, because they tragically did not do that. Legit should have named the kid Taylor Lautner the Third. Like come on.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mario Lemieux literally got cancer and treated for cancer DURING THE SEASON AND STILL WON THE SCORING TITLE. Imagine being so good at your sport that you play better than everyone else even though you are getting chemo and radiation treatments, which famously don't make you tired and weak
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 21/09/2026
that should be a wake up call, tbh.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am just not going to watch a streaming service with ads man. Will I still pay for 9 of them? Yes obviously but I'm not watching.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dudes rock
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Every tome you use an LLM, you're an accessory to theft.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vin: So Luke kissed his sister huh George: It's about family
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17/09/2026
Subway Takes in Toronto the first guest is going to be the demonic pineapple that taught us French in the 90s
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
They did WHAT on 3rd down
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dude you realize John Brown literally murdered people because he got tired of waiting for mealy mouthed political compromises to someday end unfathomable human rights violations right
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 12/09/2026
Anyone who’s seen the way trans people have been treated the last few years and is still doing the “hey, pipe down about your rights” thing is a piece of fucking shit
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well…*yeah*
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"savings".. "retirement"
from breaking bad, walt losing his fucking mind laughing in the crawlspace where he hid his money, because it's mostly missing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he says fuck the wizard books
Tony Soprano saying "read your kids some Dickens. maybe they'll grow up to be a pickpocket. maybe they'll learn a skill"
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The beginning of a Bruce Springsteen song right here
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gal Gadot starring in an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin with Casey Affleck
"I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself" - Miyazaki on AI art
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Idiotic argument. Capitalism isn't useful, but it's had a pretty big impact 🙄
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sorry but this is simply not the face of a Mets pitcher
British actor Callum Turner
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google has agency. It can make very easy judgments about what is truly a disputed name vs. what is Trump's infantile horseshit. It's just too cowardly to do it.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And you may ask yourself, "Are they sweet, are they cold?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, where are my plums?"
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 30/08/2026
Max Scherzer tbh
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The people who added the gmail feature checking for the word attached/attachment/etc and telling you to attach the file you forgot to attach have done more for society than 99% of humans in history.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
all perfectly reasonable points
kid holding sign that says
I DON'T LIKE
BROCCOLI
SCHOOL
WHITE SOX
With images that have a red circle with line through it
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 28/08/2026
For sale: adult shoe, stolen.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
cause im jon lovitz check it and see i voiced the critic on fox and abc
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Toronto Toronto Blue Maple Jays Leafs 🤝 playing hockey with no Cup
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s remarkable how willing some people are to sacrifice the basic workplace rights and protections of others because They Need Their Sports, Ba Gawd. That said, I’m with you on banning constriction. Nobody should be squeezed to death by large snakes, that’s a shitty way to go.
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