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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 8h

Man, I don’t like the way this game feels 😅

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 9h

Derek Hill giveth and Derek Hill taketh away 🫩

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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 11h

WAAAAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS...

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 11h

T-minus ten minutes to game time and all I want is for the Phils to make Sherman’s March to the Sea look like a walk in the park. LET’S FUCKING GOOOO #RedOctober

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 13h

The troglodyte running Blooper’s Twitter account realizing they’ll have to deal with Phils fans for the next several days:

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had to turn the game off. I don’t owe the Birds any more of my time or attention when this is how they show up to play.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Keenum is playing well, but someone needs to get Joe and Troy some napkins so they can clean off their chins

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've evolved in my 40s from screaming to sitting with that deep silent disappointment where people wonder if you're OK

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why is Jason Kelce wearing that fuck-ass suit and cabby hat? Did he lose a bet?

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Sneppy @sneppyyy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The birds have a third (the Eagles)

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Targeting the WR that Q’s lined up against on fourth and goal is rarely a good idea

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Crazy how the Bears have one opponent (the Eagles) but the Birds have two (the Bears and the refs)

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wait some of their faces got fucked up somehow. Pls use this one as needed

A bunch of Shreks in Phillies hats standing in a circle, holding hands, in a parking lot next to Citizens Bank Park. They’re summoning something. A win? Perhaps the cold escape of death? The object of their wishes is found in the depths of your own depraved imagination.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not sure what this is gonna be useful for, but I have it ready

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seeing Donny Baseball nippin’ out from the cold champagne

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That horse doesn’t belong there, and neither do we. Nevertheless!

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s wild how the Phils were keeping McFarlane in the minors forever — inexplicably — and now he’s one of their most trusted bullpen arms. One of the better stories from this season.

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

LETS FUCKING GO IT WAS A LACK OF HORNINESS ON MAIN WE NEEDED TO BE SO UNHINGED AND WE ARE DOING ITTTTTTT

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time to watch the 2026 Phillies with 1 game left against one of the best teams in the league and a magic number of 1!!!

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The motto for the Phillies today should be “unclench to clinch”

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fun fact: he’s buried beside his brother, Theo, right down the lane from where this was painted

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The 2026 Phillies Experience™:

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That walk to force in a run was the nail in the coffin for me

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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The "at this point i hope they miss the playoffs" sentiment is growing substantially within me. I know I don't truly mean it but GOD

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They really ate by calling it Ore-Ida instead of Gon-Ho

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you are at Citizens Bank Park for this abomination of a game, I need you to boo LOUDER and INSTANTLY any time of of these fucking bozos does something idiotic. Make it *everyone’s* problem.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Any time Duran or *any* Phillies pitcher complains about the condition of the mound, Comcast will retract $500 in donations from Phillies charities

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me watching the Phillies swinging at absolute garbage time and time again

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

These guys never ever ever have a plan when they go up to the plate. The OBPhillies of August were a mirage. These guys are just fucking bums at the dish

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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the Phillies a win away from a playoff berth

Meme of guy stopping mining before hitting diamonds

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