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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lmao that's actually so funny?? It's just an app that makes you immediately stupid, incredible
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's really the whole ballgame.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026
There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 07/10/2026
oh did the dodgers hit a big home run in the playoffs? (giant jerk off motion)
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yessssss. I swear Bassitt seemed less sad about losing the WS than he was at not getting to be part of the BFF gang anymore and letting that all out is such a good vibe to model I agree!
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe the most beautiful sports thing I’ve ever seen. I will love that team until my death. 😭
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/10/2026
carly rae jepsen would NEVER date justin trudeau or kill a nun with bad vibes and that’s not why we love her but i think it should count for something
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While it obviously hurt when we lost, the fact we took the Goddamn Shohei Dodgers to the brink before falling felt incredible. And the love gushing from all the players was so incredible. Unforgettable run. Not just a juggernaut, but lightning in a bottle team powered by friendship.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 4% of respondents who said they are “not sure” about Trump should be studied.
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, he actually did it
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/10/2026
Exactly this. And in fact, many models *have* been created this way, and decades of prior machine learning systems *were* created this way, consensually. These things are choices! People are STILL working this way! It’s not just that a better world is possible — it already EXISTS. We can nurture it.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/10/2026
shit like this is why I’m not a free speech absolutist. people like this, antivaxxers, etc should absolutely not be allowed to have platforms and when they post things like this, social media cos should be legally required to take it down
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
0 DAYS
SINCE INVENTING BONZI BUDDY
AGAIN
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The committee notes the lack of Veronica Mars, with prejudice.
nytimes.com
The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
More than 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV voted on the best series released since Jan. 1, 2000. See what they chose.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone knows the best way to get hired is to throw a full cup of iced coffee at the interviewer immediately before you even shake hands. The element of surprise. It's in the Art of War probably, I don't know I haven't read it
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 julien baker and lucy dacus
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banff is the sound an elk makes when it runs into your car
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maundering yokel @nomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you've got to assume an ethics expert is troubled almost all the time. although it would be pretty cool not to be. "the blasé ethicist"
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Read this as AC/DC / Van Halen at first
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading this article leads only to disappointment, because they tragically did not do that. Legit should have named the kid Taylor Lautner the Third. Like come on.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mario Lemieux literally got cancer and treated for cancer DURING THE SEASON AND STILL WON THE SCORING TITLE. Imagine being so good at your sport that you play better than everyone else even though you are getting chemo and radiation treatments, which famously don't make you tired and weak
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 21/09/2026
that should be a wake up call, tbh.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am just not going to watch a streaming service with ads man. Will I still pay for 9 of them? Yes obviously but I'm not watching.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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colourmebrad @colourmebrad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dudes rock
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Every tome you use an LLM, you're an accessory to theft.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vin: So Luke kissed his sister huh George: It's about family
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17/09/2026
Subway Takes in Toronto the first guest is going to be the demonic pineapple that taught us French in the 90s
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
They did WHAT on 3rd down
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