Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. --- Then they call me ugly and poor. 517774
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.social Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026pedantic conversations about the specific use of punctuation bore me into an oxford coma 2205
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 01/01/2026A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026 🧵 121604886
coachiex.bsky.social @coachiex.bsky.social · 27/12/2025By the 40th replay, this starts getting really funny! 020
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular 506825839
coachiex.bsky.social @coachiex.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Me to Taylor Swift: So, are you Katy Perry? Or the other one? 020
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1 It's Raining Man Traps Charlie XXX Where Every Man Has Gone Before The Fully Clothed Time 1115328
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.social4boat @4boat.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Guardian headline goes hard 1158
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialspectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 16/11/2025we made another Adele in a lab 021
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.” 12811161
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialRedville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family. 1615
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 16/11/2025The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it 161177210
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialSimmsy (COMMS OPEN) @simmsy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Dorothy, Defender of Oz 230988
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all. 1043688
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialSATIRE of SEVS Crew @satire-of-sevs.bsky.social · 13/11/2025As much as I want to revel and parrot all the horrible things Epstein says about Trump's character, Epstein was still a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker. As true as his assessments might be, that still hurts his credibility. 011
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialcaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025a “Space Force”, if you will 236116391797
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/11/2025NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find: - NONE of the arrested were criminally charged - NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists." - ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk. 362140606833
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets. 251521298
coachiex.bsky.social @coachiex.bsky.social · 13/11/2025It's not widely known, but WAP is actually about an ass-pussy. A proofreader at Atlantic Records inadvertently moved the hyphen to after wet, resulting in the common misconception. 110
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/11/2025she better run 131185255
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.social🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire 312381515
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 29/10/2023This day in history. 1993. Céline Dion released her album The Colour Of My Love annoying Americans both with her singing style and her spelling. 27631
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 23/10/2025who called it a litter box instead of a purrinal? 28526
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 23/10/2025The zombies were having fun the party had just begun the guests included Wolfman Dracula, and his son! DRACULA: Stepson, actually. His name is Connor. I vant so badly to connect vith him, but ve have none of the same interests. Ve tried Roblox, but it vas a disaster. I just vant to be a good dad 938940
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/10/2025this is very satisfying to watch. 50378992296
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialHelen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025This is incredible 23390762652
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.social🤖ScottsRobots🤖 @scottsrobots.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Almost forgot to post. Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western #Chicago 7672471921
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time. 2257312726877
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I actually think House Democrats strategy of immediately presenting their bare buttocks in surrender is a chess move we’ll only truly appreciate in hindsight. 1968572
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialRachael King @rachaelking70.bsky.social · 20/05/2025This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to? 758128773787
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialDave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/02/2025TOP 5 WORST COUNTRY & EASTERN SINGERS: 5. Delhi Parton 4. Kebab Dylan (okay, not all songs) 3. Keith Turban 2. Curry Underwood 1. Johnny Kashti 12204
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.social☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 23/02/2025You really can just email Elon Musk at hr@opm.gov 23476125
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight! 7568332525826
coachiex.bsky.social @coachiex.bsky.social · 09/02/2025It would be cool if there was a literal Groove Armada. I would probably pay extra to be on a cruise ship that sailed past it. 010
coachiex.bsky.social @coachiex.bsky.social · 09/02/2025mindanews.com/top-stories/...mindanews.com17 members of feuding MILF groups arrestedCOTABATO CITY (MindaNews / 7 February) – Authorities arrested Thursday 17 members of two warring Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) groups who figured in a 130
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialPhysicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 05/02/2025Sign of the day… New Jersey 211213270
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I shook my keyboard upside down and a KFC 8 piece thigh and leg bucket with coleslaw and mashed potatoes fell out 1317333
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 05/02/2025me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend store clerk: the double breasted one? me: yes that's her 273056522
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialCory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 05/02/2025oh, my child has definitely been influenced by me 031
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialKatie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Uh oh. I could say some things but let me just say I think we could all use some of this 2663
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I just learned that American Heart Association declares Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" has the perfect tempo to do chest compressions to while performing CPR, which gives a whole new meaning to the lyrics, "Ayy, mustard on the beat, ho" 531675197
Reposted by @coachiex.bsky.socialAnn Getty 🌻🇺🇦 @anngetty.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Route 4 in Paramus, NJ, yesterday. Posted on Facebook by John Weir @jweirdo.bsky.social. 8088052094
