Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 27/09/2026Children deserve better role models than garbage YouTubers. It’s sad to hear who this 8yo looks up to 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 26/09/2026Do your cats watch you intently while you’re changing their litter? Do you think they are concerned that you are stealing their poops? 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 22/09/2026@theonion.com can i get the vintage onions if i'm studying to be a teacher? :D 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 19/09/2026I have to be honest.. I don’t know how many Jasons are on Dark Matter.. 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 13/09/2026Ok, I think we need to step up our efforts to broadcast cat videos into space. That’s probably best that aliens think cats rule this planet 030
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 11/09/2026the new bobiverse book is out. The Infinite Extent, and it is only 8 hours 22 minutes of audiobook. THATS IT?! thats all i get? i need at least 18 hours of bob! 120
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 29/08/2026the food isn't safe, and now the medicine isn't safe either. we are not going to make it, are we?usatoday.comHealthcare company recalls multiple injectables. See affected drugsInjecting the potentially contaminated drugs could cause blood clots, organ damage and other health issues, according to the FDA. 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 27/08/2026There are currently 6 cars idling in the target parking garage. No one gives a fuck about toxic car exhaust do they? 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 26/08/2026is there a reason they feel this is a threat? seems more like a statement about accountability.dailymail.comDisturbing guillotine discovered in pickup truck outside SCOTUSThe 18th century instrument used for beheadings was found just feet away from the Supreme Court and within a stone's throw from the US Capitol. 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 25/08/2026Watching a movie on Pluto.tv is exposing me to the worst commercials humanity has to offer. I’ll never do this again. 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 23/08/2026Wife is out for the night. That means, scotch, pizza rolls, and sci-fi movies :) 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 23/08/2026i want a sequel to Flight of the Navigator. A different ship can crash on Earth, on a recovery mission to collect the now multiplying puckmaren is to be re-introduced to its home planet. the ship needs to find the adult david to regain the map data.. maybe? 001
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 14/08/2026Why do I feel like these Hemsworth Abu Dhabi ads feel so cold and lifeless 100
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 13/08/2026This seems like the corporations are just being let off the leashnytimes.comTrump Gives Green Light to U.S. Companies to Aim Hacks at Cybercriminals (Gift Article)The practice would align the United States more closely with countries like China and Russia, where spy agencies have long relied on private-sector hackers to help with national security missions. 021
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 12/08/2026eating a salad shouldn't feel like playing roulette 020
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 12/08/2026so, we no longer get any info on who owns our corporate overlords. international interests are no longer required to report ownership, but americans are; so they can keep an eye on us.fincen.govFinCEN.govToday, the U.S. Department of the Treasury’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) is issuing a final rule that permanently removes the requirement for U.S. companies and U.S. persons to repor... 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 11/08/2026:O i found a study that explains why my autism became more apparent in my 30s/40s. thanks for that.pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov“Having All of Your Internal Resources Exhausted Beyond Measure and Being Left with No Clean-Up Crew”: Defining Autistic BurnoutBackground: Although autistic adults often discuss experiencing “autistic burnout” and attribute serious negative outcomes to it, the concept is almost completely absent from the academic and clinical... 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 11/08/2026Insulting: paying additional subscription fee for 4K video. Added insult? The ads they insert are full 4K. So it’s just a limitation not a technicality 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 08/08/2026i went down a rabbit hole reading about HG Wells and his eugenics beliefs, and then went on to find that he wrote The Rights of Man, which went on to be an influential text on the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights in 1948. full fucking circle man. wow.bookshop.orgThe Rights of ManH. G. Wells's passionate and influential manifesto--never before available in the United States--was first published in England in 1940 in response to World War II. The progressive ideas Wells set out... 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 06/08/2026Every service promising to save you money is begging you to link other services to it, or to enroll in other subscriptions further defining the profile they have constructed of you. There is a digital version of you out there. 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 04/08/2026fingers crossed. application and transcripts submitted for my substitute teaching license.static.klipy.comKey & Peele: Substitute Teacher 'I Got My Eye On You'ALT: Key & Peele: Substitute Teacher 'I Got My Eye On You' 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 03/08/2026Well.. shit.. explosivelywired.comTaylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea OutbreakThe company donated more than $3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC. 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 30/07/2026when looking for borosilicate petri dishes.. why does the item description say "for science"? is that not obvious? what else would you do with a petri dish?static.klipy.comMuppet Show: Beaker & Bunsen Honeydew Lab ExperimentALT: Muppet Show: Beaker & Bunsen Honeydew Lab Experiment 110
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 30/07/2026It’s been a long day, and I’ve got a bottle of scotch bigger than my head. Not that anything bad happened today, it’s just that I don’t know how to tell time without wearing my watch and I’m in a good mood. 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 28/07/2026i think it is absolutely bullshit that people still post things to X that requires you to log in to view content. nope nope nope 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 28/07/2026arrgh! there's too many books to read! not enough time! my reading list has grown too damn long. my to-be-read list is 176 titles. i need to make sure i have spare glasses in case of the apocalypse.static.klipy.comTwilight Zone: Time Enough at LastALT: Twilight Zone: Time Enough at Last 011
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 24/07/2026does anyone else think their email and text messages have become uselessly inundated with spam? perhaps time for a new messaging system that replaces both with some sort of consent system that prioritizes your privacy? 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 24/07/2026Next administration needs to push through a law that sitting presidents cannot have shot named after themselves, and a moratorium on naming things after presidents must wait 25 years, or something. His name is everywhere! 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 23/07/2026It’s my birthday this weekend. And I seem to be running low on bourbon. Hint hint.static.klipy.comLucille Bluth's Surprised Wink (Arrested Development)Alt: Lucille Bluth's Surprised Wink (Arrested Development) 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 22/07/2026UPS was supposed to deliver a package between noon and 4. it is now 5pm and i have not seen a UPS truck. logistics is obviously a lie at this point 010
Reposted by Cory OttenwessElectronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 22/07/2026What does a court case about drivers reporting police checks have to do with social media and freedom of speech? Potentially, a lot. A new ruling of the EU's top court risks pushing platforms to monitor what we say online. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...eff.orgNew EU Court of Justice Ruling on Platform Liability Could CauseIntermediary liability laws around the world recognize that social media platforms, search engines, and other online service providers have become an integral part of our lives: they shape how we 16632
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 22/07/2026for some ungodly reason, classmates[dot]com has been sending me a stupid amount of marketing email lately. it took forever to figure out how to delete my account. that is some bullshit predatory practices. someone should in court for that shit. 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 21/07/2026@scalzi.com put his book library up on humble bundle to raise money for World Central Kitchen. Feed some people, and your brain some good stories!humblebundle.comHumble Book Bundle: The John Scalzi Collection: Old Man's War & More by TOR BooksDiscover your new favorite author with this bundle of books from sci-fi humorist John Scalzi! Pay what you want and support World Central Kitchen! 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 21/07/2026Is Rubio the new McCarthy? We never learned our lesson the first time did we? He’s just going to start calling American citizens “un-American “ because they don’t lick trump stump? 020
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 17/07/2026Dear @UnitedNations… if the US fully acknowledges the powers of the international court.. can you guys take care of this problem? 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 17/07/2026my birthday is coming soon.. and steam currently has a bundle sale on Dorfromantik+Star Birds :) i mean… if you're feeling generous for my birthday and all… 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 16/07/2026My wife brought me a French onion scone. She knows me oh so well.static.klipy.comDelicious TastyALT: Delicious Tasty 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 15/07/2026did you know a film version of Joe Haldeman's Forever War has been held in development hell since 2008? well.. now i've got something else to be grumpy about 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 15/07/2026“Why don’t we call up Mitch.. wake up that son of a bitch.. it’s time to get rolling.. we’re goin bowling..” I used to get that song stuck in my head all the time.youtu.beBowlingYouTube video by Domestic Problems - Topic 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 12/07/2026My wife thinks it’s weird that I have an encyclopedic knowledge of sci-fi books I read 30 years ago but my short term memory is shit.static.klipy.comJack Black Amazed by Glowing BookALT: Jack Black Amazed by Glowing Book 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 10/07/2026this semesters english class focused on film censorship as a research topic; its funny to read how closed minded people were back then, and still are today about things they know so little about. i am writing a research paper about a film adaptation of the Island of Dr. Moreau. and it is hilarious. 020
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 10/07/2026I'm conducting a survey! Doing a bit of research on how people use their apps and what they really think about their data. Anonymous, ~9 min, no right answers, all opinions welcome (yes, even "I don't care"). Would love your take, and a repost if you're feeling generous! #data #surveyforms.gleHow you use online platforms: a short surveyA short, anonymous survey (about 9 minutes) about how people use online platforms and think about their personal data. There are no right or wrong answers — we just want your honest view. Your respons... 020
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 09/07/2026If an app that I use very seldomly has to send me notification every damn day to buy something, that app no longer gets notification privileges.static.klipy.comBen Stiller Says Hush (Dodgeball)ALT: Ben Stiller Says Hush (Dodgeball) 110
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 08/07/2026Does anyone ever wonder what soylent green actually tastes like? I mean, soylent red and yellow were less tasty… but green.. green is new and delicious supposedly 010
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 06/07/2026i made something funtheghostbox.neocities.orgGHOSTBOX :: the second pillarSovereign personal data, and the refusal to be the middle. A vault no operator can reach, a permission matrix you control, a gatekeeper that cannot be bribed. 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 06/07/2026Oh, we’re doin this now? Ok. Time to build that full scale diorama of how revolutions startapnews.comWhite House report brands Smithsonian leadership as radical activists who can't be trustedA White House report brands the leadership of the Smithsonian Institution, especially at the National Museum of American History, as radical activists who cannot be trusted. 000
Cory Ottenwess @coryottenwess.com · 01/07/2026Roblox animated content for children should be banned. It is garbage and serves no educational purpose. Prove me wrong 010