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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know a lot of people who've had a lot of casual sex but I've almost always worn a suit.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Who is having a better year? Is it: A) Angine de Poitrine B) Mark Carney C) Matthew Rhys D) E. coli ?

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

TOP 5 WORST BOXING MUSICIANS: 5. Mike & Silvia Tyson 4. Annie Lennox Lewis & The News 3. Roberto Duran Duran 2. TIE: Pink Floyd Mayweather Jr. / Big Rude Jake Lamotta 1. Boy George Foreman #Top5Worst

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nature made it perfect. I made it a hat. And also shirts. And mugs. My side hustle, yo. greatlakesapparel.ca

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is not an easy announcement for me to make, as I’m in the middle of making a coffee, but I will continue to not listen to Ed Sheeran‘s music, as I have been doing since he started putting out music.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Make a band deadly: Strychnine Inch Nails

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the most tattooed ancient civilization was probably the Inkas.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think if there was one Canadian hero who could’ve kicked the shit out of Trump with only one leg, it was probably Tariff Fox.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Downgrade a movie: - Jaw - The Demi-god Father - The Undergraduate - The Penultimate Mohican - Silverfinger

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Canada now referring to Ugly Betty actress as Ontario Ferrara.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“He did not suffer fools gladly” is code for “he was kind of a dick.” Or it should be.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

TOP 5 WORST SITCOM CHARACTER SANDWICHES: 5. Smoked Meathead 4. The Reuben Kincaid 3. Pulled Mork 2. TIE: Simulated Kramden / Phil Dunphy o’ Fish (2-for-1) 1. Peanut Butter & Jan #Top5Worst

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think the woman who writes the funniest songs about death and depression is probably Phoebe Waller-Bridgers.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I had an uncle who dropped dead whilst waltzing with my aunt to The Blue Danube, and ever since then, she’s had Post-Traumatic Strauss Disorder.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

TOP 5 WORST ROLLING STONES FOOD SONGS: 5. Gimme Shellfish 4. This Could Be the Last Thyme 3. Sympathy For the Devilled Eggs 2. TIE: All Down the Lime / 19th Nervous Breakfast 1. Can’t You Hear Me Knockwurst #Top5Worst

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

They say the road to heaven is paved with broken glass, but they don’t tell you that the paving company went 11 months past schedule and $156 million over budget, and they seem to have to redo it every three years.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Got a pretty good on this Beatles White Album shirt ($60).

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Jenny From the Blockade Papa’s Got a Brand New Gag Order Ban on the Run Interdict Sandman Semi-Prohibited #ASongOrMovieForRestrictions

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

May this man live a long life, and help lead the west onto a path that isn’t obscenely corrupt, greedy and sociopathic.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I honestly did not know that Vrbo stands for “Virtual Reality Body Odour.”

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’d like to think that Erling Haaland’s life force had something to do with Lindsey’s demise, and I would like for that beautiful berserker to stay in the U.S. a little longer. He’s got more work to do.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Not saying I feel old, but now I buy all perishables in the smallest size possible.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Cheaters will cheat in any facet of their lives without remorse: soccer, in relationships, on their taxes, even elections. And they’ll have no trouble feeling that the “victory” was earned, that their transgressions were justified. It’s a form of sociopathy. Fuck those people. #GoBelgium

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I DID NOT KNOW THIS: The official name of the Croatian men’s national soccer team is the Croatia Nashville Hot Chickens

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“Who’s a good 9-year-old boy today?!” “Just hurry up and take the goddamn picture.” #Pip

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I DID NOT KNOW THIS: The favourite band amongst Irish Catholics is The Jesus, Mary and Joseph Chain.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

TOP 5 WORST ARTIST MUSICIANS: 5. Rodin Fogelberg 4. TIE: Flock of Chagalls / Delacroix the Funky Homosapien 3. David Lee Rothko 2. TIE: Dalí Parton / Janet Jackson Pollock / Peter Paul & Rubens 1. Basquiat Stevens

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I DID NOT KNOW THIS: Darth Vader’s favourite tea was James Earl Grey

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I think the worst lip balm is probably Mark David Chapstick.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Well, now that I know who they are, I no longer like Angine de Poitrine.

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

A Real President for all the people 💙🌈

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

What’s the Latin phrase for “I think, therefore, I wrestle obese Japanese men wearing diapers?”

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Starting a sanitary underpants company to compete with Depends™ and calling it Dung-arees™

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

TOP 5 WORST PASTA ACTORS: 5. Rigatoni Danza 4. Penne Marshall 3. Tagliatelle Savalas 2. TIE: Macaroni Mara / Raviola Davis 1. Orzo Welles

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I DID NOT KNOW THIS: The most popular wine amongst gynecologists is Châteauneuf-du-Pap.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

TRUE STORY: I’ve spent about 86% of my life feeling like I’m about to get into really big trouble.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Okay, I’m pulling for the Montreal Canadiens and I like a Pope—the world’s turned upside down.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

TOP 5 WORST PIRATE AILMENTS: 5. Ahoy, Me Hearties Murmur 4. Pieces of Atrial Fibrillation 3. Arrrrthritis 2. TIE: Davy Jones’ Lockjaw / Buccaneer Infection 1. Hookworms

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I think the most important thing I learned from my grandmother is that it’s better to be kind than to be right, but it’s way better to be rich and attractive than either of those first two things.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I really don’t want to see the thing that the funny comedian said at the roast, or for there to be any more roasts.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I think the most famous hobbit in Spain is probably Bilbao Baggins.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Whenever I’m in New York, I try to make it to the Frick Museum, and if I have enough time, I also go to the Gosh Darn It Museum.

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I DID NOT KNOW THIS: Whenever there’s a major management shuffle at Bodum, they announce it at a French Press conference.

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