Reposted by caylenParis Marx @parismarx.com · 13hfunny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on. 272152270
Reposted by caylenRod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 18hDeadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it 7522104
Reposted by caylenbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22hplease consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it 537738
Reposted by caylenCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026somehow this has only gotten funnier 135349
Reposted by caylenUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026watching football and decided to google a guy i remember playing a few years ago. delighted to find out he now produces a youtube series called Pimp My Hunt 10912
Reposted by caylenH.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 28/09/2026Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1045468
caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026chronological order honorable mentions: heroes of might and magic 3, the witness, River city Ransom, and a number of Zelda games but decided to pick the first one I fell in love with 3180
Reposted by caylenSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy barkday never forget 1422726
Reposted by caylenSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Barkday is the communal dog birthday party. My best friend and I started it cause he has memory problems and we were like what's a day you'll never forget that's right September 11 (tho obviously we celebrated slightly early this year) so happy barkday never furget 615116
Reposted by caylenKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think it’s actually really good that we made a country change its energy policy to “do Sorcerer” 021833
Reposted by caylengabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026this is extremely "i was banned from the eBaum's World forums and now the world must pay" energy 37011
Reposted by caylenBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮 234365
Reposted by caylenShady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 26/09/2026Remembered this and cracked up again 0687
Reposted by caylen𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hell yeah found my old GitSe edit 281724491
Reposted by caylenshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3369011775
Reposted by caylencaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026POV: you’ve been away on business and you’re about to see your dogs Cowboy & Mac for the first time in a week 101256
Reposted by caylennilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if anyone asks I’m a lawyer and this is protected 1424055
caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i know this is soup du jour because of a lot of alt right dipshits, but a couple of years ago they forced a name change on my character “Butts” that i had since closed beta of the original game it made me so pissed off i quit playing wow entirely. such a stupid ass policy 2334
Reposted by caylen🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mixing the drug that regrows teeth into my bottle of hand cream 0132
caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026POV: you’ve been away on business and you’re about to see your dogs Cowboy & Mac for the first time in a week 101256
Reposted by caylenChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I feel like people need to be reminded of the classics. 568982
Reposted by caylenkarlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole. 7927178
Reposted by caylenSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026maintaining GOAT gift giver status @caylen.bsky.social found an incredible sweater somehow featuring my favorite thing ever: a stupid looking tiger illustration 51112
Reposted by caylenbarnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[not reading carefully before parroting an opinion] America is being torn apart by tribadism 0507
Reposted by caylenSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cowboy and Macready say fuck 5-0 11053
Reposted by caylenPatrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026RIP Richard Harrison, star of the greatest scene in movie history youtu.be/0ziWt0DFQAY?...youtu.beRichard Harrison Phone ConversationYouTube video by Howie Benatovitch 2232118
Reposted by caylenmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i strongly suspect the reason that they are hiding this is not because cops are moonlighting for ICE contractors off duty but because many of them are working for ICE contractors *while clocked in* 18870202
caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just got off a 10 hour flight where the person behind my seat coughed loudly for easily over half of it & one point boasted to her seat neighbor that vaccines were “bullshit” landed, turned on my phone and read that article the people at that bar mad at them from ending masking nobody is normal 1340
Reposted by caylenNeon wario @neonwario.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I’m trying to find a character in a story to pin my hopes and dreams to, I reach for the protagonist. 0392
Reposted by caylencaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 28/07/2023this is the face of a dog that stole a chicken tender off my plate while it was unattended 141246
caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026final day of tokyo: decided to stop by this great cafe that has all these great leather booth seats for lunch and promptly was surrounded by a bunch of other diners who demonstrated it is in fact legal to smoke in some restaurants feel like this one is on me but goddamn this shit sucks 1240
Reposted by caylenCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lot of people have ossified thoughts about Chapo and what they were ten years ago, but I remain adamant that they have been EXCELLENT covering the genocide in Gaza (mostly Will and Felix) and the protests movements here. And this is proof that shit absolutely does matter to Palestine. Great job Will 1047767
caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026since like four people on DMs and group chat asked me where to cop/ship them one, I found a place where they’re selling a different colorway of it for $60 less than they were selling it at the street market planprice.eccegeek.baby/index.php?ma... have fun, anime pervertsplanprice.eccegeek.baby【Rare】Evangelion NERV Souvenir Jacket [m4605857CQM8] - $89.00 : Shop the Latest Trends Online【Rare】Evangelion NERV Souvenir Jacket [m4605857CQM8] - Here's the English translation: **[Unique Design]** This jacket features embroidered NERV logos and dragons, making it an attractive item for ani... 291
Reposted by caylenarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246781031
Reposted by caylenGT @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this is what would happen if the Hamburglar had ever got his shit together 0213
