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@caylen.bsky.social
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official Bluesky account of Cowboy. director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 13h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Shawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 21h
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 18h
Deadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22h
please consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow this has only gotten funnier
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
beach day
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
my sources say he’s going to apologize
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
watching football and decided to google a guy i remember playing a few years ago. delighted to find out he now produces a youtube series called Pimp My Hunt
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads check
An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place. 
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 28/09/2026
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chronological order honorable mentions: heroes of might and magic 3, the witness, River city Ransom, and a number of Zelda games but decided to pick the first one I fell in love with
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s barkday bitches
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy barkday never forget
Both: a bunch of dogs in party hats in front of happy barkday sign
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 27/09/2026
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Barkday is the communal dog birthday party. My best friend and I started it cause he has memory problems and we were like what's a day you'll never forget that's right September 11 (tho obviously we celebrated slightly early this year) so happy barkday never furget
Both: Cowboy Macready and Hazel waiting for treats
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s barkday bitches
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it’s actually really good that we made a country change its energy policy to “do Sorcerer”
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gabriel @gironda.org · 26/09/2026
this is extremely "i was banned from the eBaum's World forums and now the world must pay" energy
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty good
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
testing out the new iphone camera
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 26/09/2026
Remembered this and cracked up again
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV: you’ve been away on business and you’re about to see your dogs Cowboy & Mac for the first time in a week
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if anyone asks I’m a lawyer and this is protected
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i know this is soup du jour because of a lot of alt right dipshits, but a couple of years ago they forced a name change on my character “Butts” that i had since closed beta of the original game it made me so pissed off i quit playing wow entirely. such a stupid ass policy
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🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mixing the drug that regrows teeth into my bottle of hand cream
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
must click with audio
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV: you’ve been away on business and you’re about to see your dogs Cowboy & Mac for the first time in a week
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like people need to be reminded of the classics.
lehon @lehOn• 8/10/12
Being an ironic peace of shit. Now thats paper.
Getting faved by a Net Girl *in slowed down voice* Now thats paper
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.
poorly photoshopped face of Elizabeth Holmes (from the trailer of You Can See Everything when she says “why would I deceived you”) over Trusty Patches character model from Dark Souls 1
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maintaining GOAT gift giver status @caylen.bsky.social found an incredible sweater somehow featuring my favorite thing ever: a stupid looking tiger illustration
All: me in tiger sweater and my favorite tiger illustration of all time
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[not reading carefully before parroting an opinion] America is being torn apart by tribadism
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cowboy and Macready say fuck 5-0
Cowboy and Macready looking at some entirely too bright police lights
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Richard Harrison, star of the greatest scene in movie history youtu.be/0ziWt0DFQAY?...
youtu.be
Richard Harrison Phone Conversation
YouTube video by Howie Benatovitch
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i strongly suspect the reason that they are hiding this is not because cops are moonlighting for ICE contractors off duty but because many of them are working for ICE contractors *while clocked in*
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just got off a 10 hour flight where the person behind my seat coughed loudly for easily over half of it & one point boasted to her seat neighbor that vaccines were “bullshit” landed, turned on my phone and read that article the people at that bar mad at them from ending masking nobody is normal
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Neon wario @neonwario.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I’m trying to find a character in a story to pin my hopes and dreams to, I reach for the protagonist.
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
this is the face of a dog that stole a chicken tender off my plate while it was unattended
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
final day of tokyo: decided to stop by this great cafe that has all these great leather booth seats for lunch and promptly was surrounded by a bunch of other diners who demonstrated it is in fact legal to smoke in some restaurants feel like this one is on me but goddamn this shit sucks
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lot of people have ossified thoughts about Chapo and what they were ten years ago, but I remain adamant that they have been EXCELLENT covering the genocide in Gaza (mostly Will and Felix) and the protests movements here. And this is proof that shit absolutely does matter to Palestine. Great job Will
Muhmmed Project - @ProjectMuhmmed
My dear brother William @willmenaker
Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.
The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us.
Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger.
The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.
When the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voiceWhen the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread."
This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you:
You did not witness our suffering and remain silent.
You helped the world see and hear us.
Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life.
From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day.
Support Project Mohammed directly:
chuffed.org/project/171225Mural of Will Menaker
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the XBox news is such a bummer
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
since like four people on DMs and group chat asked me where to cop/ship them one, I found a place where they’re selling a different colorway of it for $60 less than they were selling it at the street market planprice.eccegeek.baby/index.php?ma... have fun, anime perverts
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The God Diner = The Hamburger Pervert
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is what would happen if the Hamburglar had ever got his shit together
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The God Diner = The Hamburger Pervert
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