Reposted by her againMariedeGhoulnay @mariedegournay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026How about I fold you into a hawk? 121
Reposted by her againRXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Well there's a hairline never before seen in nature. 2156
Reposted by her againAmanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026eventually tides will be the only calendar you believe in 15220
Reposted by her againNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a bsky award for 'most deleted replies' cuz i believe i should be in consideration such an award 03118
Reposted by her again 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026always a harbinger of doom and never a harbinger of haribo bears 24518
Reposted by her againstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Mad respect to people to own up to it when they're wrong. 512342
Reposted by her againash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/07/2026BYOB..Bring Your Own Boredom. I'm not entertaining anyone. 27530
Reposted by her againDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026yes your honor, that was my only ninja star 011149
Reposted by her againKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 18/07/2026don't follow me, I run into walls 15821
Reposted by her againKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I’ve been binging shows to dissociate so much that last night my dreams had commercial breaks 110634
Reposted by her againJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sad to report I DO have a favorite song about a severely handicapped child who’s an arcade game prodigy 1718144
Reposted by her againMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm one Taylor Farms salad away from reaching my weight goal. 2164344474
Reposted by her again PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I just trained 24 mourning dove to shit on my neighbors cyber truck 1326067
Reposted by her againBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 20/07/2026just had a conversation with my cat telling her to not feel bad that she thought about biting me last night because I would probably bite humans if I could and she was like it’s not that deep you crazy bitch 316446
Reposted by her againPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Them: Does "acoustic" have one C or two? Me: One. Them: ... acousti 24912
Reposted by her againPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's never going to be what it used to be again. 37530
her again @cmf111.bsky.social · 20/07/2026you never fold me into a beautiful origami swan anymore 77031
Reposted by her againJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This day in history. 1940. Adolf Hitler ordered the British to surrender. They refused. He felt a little foolish because he had turned out for the occasion in a bespoke Isle of Skye kilt and a silk topper by Bodmin of Vigo Street. 16020
Reposted by her againJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This day in history. 2009. Jackson Browne settled a lawsuit with senator John McCain who had used Running on Empty in a campaign ad without permission but said he knew nothing about it. So I'd like to ask him how he "approved this message" then, wait is he the one who's only pretending to be alive? 26732
Reposted by her againbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 30/10/2023My 14 year old can explain the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath. I think about that a lot when I’m trying to get to sleep at night. 7288105
Reposted by her againDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 02/09/2023me: we should try tantrum sex her: you mean “tantric”? me: *stomping foot* NO 31161295
Reposted by her againMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Oh, I thought you said I needed a creative omelet. 1242104
Reposted by her againBoochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026You grew up in a house with a complete cutlery set and it shows 24314
Reposted by her again🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/07/2026can you believe the pandemic was 38 years ago? 35718
Reposted by her againCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Andrew Tate dressed as a dick emoji to be arrested. I admire the commitment to the bit. 16916
Reposted by her againCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Gonna need people to understand the differences between digital art/photoshop and AI. 25120
Reposted by her againSardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 18/07/2025[Looking at old photos] I remember when that top used to fit me 110140
Reposted by her againTallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026That's not sweat I'm self-basting 0126
Reposted by her againTallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Precipice would be a nice name for a girl 082
Reposted by her againUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“Everyone say cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Fuck you, Theresa.” 14778153
Reposted by her again𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fruit flies are qualified for their AARP cards at day 10. 38436
Reposted by her againficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I had a dream that the 12th floor of heaven has a fountain of baked beans 6399
Reposted by her againGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026studying for my eye exam like a good pupil 1429292
Reposted by her againsubtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 08/08/2025*watching two witches flirting yo, get a broom 713644
Reposted by her againGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A fun prank is to play on your kids is to replace their Cheerios with bees & then TRANSFER THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION FROM THE BOURGEOISIE TO THE PROLETARIAT 2309106
Reposted by her againBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13/07/2026surfacing for air as infrequently as possible you understand 310646
Reposted by her againBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 14/07/2026distort my thoughts I promise not to complain 16839
Reposted by her againBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/07/2026keep your shit together I tell myself knowing I probably won’t 317069
Reposted by her againBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 18/07/2026you don’t have to do all the things cool how about none of them 08637
Reposted by her againBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 19/07/2026if I do not say something stupid on the internet this morning my head is going to explode no this is not dramatic 211148
Reposted by her againg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026drink your tea while it's still poison 1238
Reposted by her againg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026*christopher robin voice* you're dumber than you think but you'll fool someone i'm sure 0228
Reposted by her againborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it 2308103
Reposted by her againborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19/07/2026America: where we don’t have any money to support healthcare for all, but we have a blank check ready at any time for international genocide 57315
Reposted by her againborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 20/07/2026ATTENTION: just added a new design to my Threadless shop; all profits will be directly donated evenly among the ACLU, Black Lives Matter, National Network of Abortion Funds, and the SPLC. get yours today and share with others as well I HAVE SPOKEN bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/smas...bornmiserable.threadless.comSMASH ICE Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrorsSMASH ICE on Men's T-Shirt – a simple, direct message against the right wing fascist rhetoric of blind complicity and pure Gestapo evi 24930
Reposted by her againborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 20/07/2026people doing dumb shit that nobody asked for is peak 2026 89113
Reposted by her againBebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Dammit. Now where the hell did I park my. . . Ah. Found it. 622843234