Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 4hIf you're going to do a lot of holiday shopping, Bluesky is full of artists artistically making art and you can get started shopping today. Pass it on. 040
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 19hAmEx declined my grocery store purchase like that isn't my natural habitat. 040
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today's art project: learned how to make a pear upside down cake. It was much easier to do than I expected 091
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today's art project: cranberry-apple butter 060
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is there some sort of TV chef rule where they're not allowed to use a large enough bowl for the volume of ingredients bc they all fuck this up 130
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unusual to see one outside its natural habitat 051
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My cat just ran toward the kitchen like she had a pressing engagement 1568
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: ...the Hell? Him: Oh, so now you have questions? Me: It's a figure of speech, like 'Go fuck yourself.' I mean, how would you do that 030
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My middle name is "Some Assembly Required." My parents were so literal 061
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Waking up tired from a nap is some sort of dark magic acting on you. Like what could you have done to deserve that 040
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today's art project: multicolor sweet peppers in red wine vinegar. I like when they remind me of Jupiter. 061
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me talking to a ghost: Can I haunt whoever I want? I've got a LIST of assholes I wanna go Ghost of Christmas Future on 051
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Them: Remember that XFiles where - Me: Unless it involved something I'm trying to forget, no. I do not remember that 050
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had a dream about art the other morning where I wasn't stressed out or in trouble or searching for something. What's wrong with me? 030
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The main character in my tiny town for 36 hours was a missing pug. Dozens of anguished neighbors walked around with dog biscuits in their pockets, hoping to find a friend 030
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's cool enough that I had to put on shoes and socks. My feet are SO MAD 041
Reposted by Tallulah BunkbedTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562862426
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm here to build antibodies and fold clean laundry and I'm all out of clean laundry 072
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lulu is pleased to inform you that most of Monday is behind us 092
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey you: people have lost their marbles. Go get all the vaccines you can. Maybe bring your own cool bandaids 070
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026These ghouls turn up over and over for decades in different parts of town but say the same WOOWOO shit, and we need to shut their shit down. 040
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Volunteer tomatillos sprang up around my house and they are not at all gossiping about my ability as a gardener 081
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yesterday's art project: quarts of roasted tomatoes bearing a strong resemblance to today's art project, which was also roasted tomatoes 071
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And just like that I had hope againgizmodo.comFBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date ThemICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them. 042
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Him: You're the artist-lady. I have enjoyed many of your shows. Me: You're thinking of a different artist-lady, but we both like cheese. 040
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Took five days, seven emails and three screenshots to convince my professor she was not uploading files where students could see them. And that I'm not stalking her 030
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This morning words shot out of my mouth before I heard them in my brain and all day I wondered how to convince people I have an evil twin with an even shittier attitude 040
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What's a bulldozed national monument between friends, I ask you 050
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@thegeorg.bsky.social Grazie mille, i miei amici. 110
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mediating between the progressive Quaker family friend and your reactionary aunt discussing their churches in the local wine bar after the enormous family funeral proves shouting over 70s hits can raise your heart rate without improving your health in any way. Try the Caprese sandwiches 140
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Grandson: Grandma, can I have the Wi-Fi password? Me: Sweetie, are you good at crime? 060
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026These various racist white guys named Mike running for office all over the place might be the same guy, if we're lucky 041
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My grandchildren are coming for a humongous family funeral and the thought of Cousins They Will Take One Look At And Never Speak To Again Bingo card is making me snort-laugh 030
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How is it lonely people want few, faker, non-human friends? 050
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If we duct-tape more bigots to sitty-thingies, chances are theme parks could be funnier 050
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Yesterday's art project: spicy peach salsa 160
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Had I half the fortune these fucking oligarchs do I'd fund public pools where swimming lessons were free, repave roads and lay sidewalks with cut curbs people in wheelchairs could traverse, and fully fund veterinary colleges. You! You! You get a hedge fund-free veterinarian! 150
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If nobody says what this is about it must not be very important, right? 020
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026...add muted words and tags: Hasan Piker and ADD... 020
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Today was Take Your Kids To the Grocery Store, Talk On the Phone & Block Every Aisle Day for local divorced dads 0111
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Lulu is chasing a mouse under my chaise longue, if you want to know why I'm DESPERATE TO KNOW WHY BOB AND CHRISTIAN AREN'T AT THE VUELTA. 010
Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Today's art projects: (left to right) peach pie filling, cucumber pickles with fennel and diced vanilla peaches 092
Reposted by Tallulah BunkbedShecky @shecky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Y'all. I know you're tired of my running on about this, and I *want* to give you a break over the weekend, but I CAN'T fail these cats. They need a HOME. They're affectionate, relaxed and in decent health, and their issues are MINOR and EASILY MANAGEABLE. All we need is to find That Person. 13673575