Reposted by chrome chomskyUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872229386
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026YOu see, my hawk tuah reaches across the room and spits on your thang. I spit on your thang. I *hawwwwk* tuah it up, you sniveling boy 041
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yeah bro, i would like you to call the whambulance actually. maybe i do need to be seen by a whineacologist. is that so funny 100
Reposted by chrome chomskyGot CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/202619th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯 31194227
Reposted by chrome chomskydirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/01/2025it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics 301010143
Reposted by chrome chomskylibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 30/09/2026so you're saying this was a bad idea 948757
Reposted by chrome chomskyMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10794753609
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm afraid you have "hawked" your last "tuah", Mister Bond 161
Reposted by chrome chomskyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head. 10869200
Reposted by chrome chomskyDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You're welcome. And any time you're using the railings on a guard tower, just remember--my grandpa is the reason they exist 11165
Reposted by chrome chomskyUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 051265
Reposted by chrome chomskyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials 282092264
Reposted by chrome chomskyThe Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU 33131273839
Reposted by chrome chomskySridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Media takes every opportunity to push subliminal fascist messages. You have to constantly be vigilant. In today's New York Times crossword, I found 92 swastikas. 1649533
Reposted by chrome chomskyGuy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 20/09/2026you know I keep it probiotic player 082
Reposted by chrome chomskyTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume 3767927
Reposted by chrome chomskyAnnie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus 5756103
Reposted by chrome chomskymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192260364
Reposted by chrome chomskyWCVB NewsCenter 5, Boston @wcvb5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full storywcvb.comPolice in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalismSifting through hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, one Illinois police department has issued a warning following a recent uptick in pre-homecoming week vandalism. 32627067
Reposted by chrome chomskyDeerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌 251514364
Reposted by chrome chomskyrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis 6782100
Reposted by chrome chomskyPumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... 7637731272
Reposted by chrome chomskyPolling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Support For Trump's Proposed $5000 Check: Oppose: 63% Support: 17% Ipsos / Sept 14, 2026 35701111
Reposted by chrome chomskyjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/09/2026🚨 Jeremy Kaplowitz has officially dropped out of the Ed Sheeren tour. 1681053
Reposted by chrome chomskybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026juicy j has withdrawn from the ed sheeran tour after realizing he was not the same guy as juice wrld. “I thought that I died,” he said. “I thought I had been sent to hell, which I understand to be the absence of god, but it was simply the ed sheeran tour” 110911
Reposted by chrome chomskyOaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well 362662515
Reposted by chrome chomskyJohn in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 171103421924
Reposted by chrome chomskyjeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sources tell me Saudi regime is stable. Please God 🙏 020
Reposted by chrome chomskyɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you. 32335571
Reposted by chrome chomskyPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/09/2026One of the more difficult ones of these I’ve seen (both the content and Guitar Hero-ing to it) 2131440
Reposted by chrome chomskydave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026his one brain cell is entirely focused on stealing his sister's dinner. nothing on earth can stop him. no processing power is wasted on dignity, consequences, or the fact that he was fed twelve seconds ago. he is a specialized supercomputer designed solely for dinner crimes. 572602237
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Documenting this for future historians digging through rubble 050
Reposted by chrome chomskyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay 62482714
Reposted by chrome chomskyCarey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hell Gate reporter Katie Way is not exaggerating when she says that "this video has the potential to become a certified NYC politics cult classic along the lines of the Eric Adams teenage room search PSA." It's cuckoo bananas from start to finish: 1051276263
Reposted by chrome chomskyJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026So the people launching a new Twitter under the name Twitter launched their thing so I signed up. Turns out they have an AI scanning tweets for "truth" and it currently has no idea what it's doing. Posted something innocuous about Star Wars Zero Company and it essentially blocked it from all feeds. 1153558853
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not good enough. QTE to shit and piss. Itchiness meters. Upset stomach too much ice cream. Watch your character scroll on the phone a few hours each day 120
Reposted by chrome chomskyUrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...youtu.beDates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom WalkerYouTube video by Grouse House 21579113
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They need another lane on the highway if you're on vacation. Not that you're in a rush, you just don't want to deal with traffic bullshit 020
Reposted by chrome chomskybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the democratic party must unite and turn its full strength and ire on the leftist twitch stream “goof kings” 759857
