chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Documenting this for future historians digging through rubble 050
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wait till you hear how it handled little Bobby Tables 01225
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What are we doing. kirwinhampshire.substack.com/p/the-dark-n... 010
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Millennials forced to take out a reverse mortgage on a stick of ram and a barrel of oil to afford one avocado toast 010
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If tech companies want to create a cyberpunk future they should be doing this 160
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ok so I just found these in my boyfriends locked medicine cabinet. Does anybody know what they're for??? 010
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Normie adults: nobody ever prepared us for how much time we'd spend as adults packing down cardboard lol Captain planet: are you FUCKING with me 010
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 31/05/2026You just won a two week vacation but can only stay in one place. Where you choosing 110
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Joni Mitchell STUNS in New ad for Medical Assistance In Dying 020
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Gender Contamination would be a beautiful name for a girl. But never a boy 020
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Boss: Hey did you get those samples Me, belly conspicuously shaped like needles and hantavirus patient piss: *burp* yep! 090
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026It's called liberalism, T. They don't believe in social forces so the only way they think they can change things is to vote or go out kamikaze style. 0132
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Don't save the NFT to your phone. It'll become a PNG, as worthless as any other drawing of an ape. Which it is 120
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 25/04/2026They don't want you to have a 15 minute city/dungeon 000
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 29/03/2026more unrealistic beauty standards for women 020
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This is a campaign being led by your fox news uncle. Not even an attempt to ask for military or intelligence analyses of what Iran could and might do. Just going on fox news to tell each other over and over it'll all be fine. Caught unaware at the reality. No theory of mind for other people. 030
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You're going to want to sit down before reading this 000
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Well thats just great. Now what am I gonna eat?? 040
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Started typing potato smoking cigarettes and it recommended weed. Turns out lots of people want a partato 110
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Because of repeated attacks by the public our agents were forced to poop in their pants :( and a bunch of it got in their boots :( and they don't like socks so yeah :( 050
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Saving and preserving these Connor tweets for when he is inevitably banned. Generational run 1215
chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This attributes it to cbp according to city councilors. But who knows 001
