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UrineInTeapot

@demilardner.bsky.social
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I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face

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unionize heaven @unionizeheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
piggy with the alley-oop youtu.be/csFlP1Jnn9A?... @demilardner.bsky.social @tomwalker.bsky.social
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 25/09/2026
feeling sick and listening to the @boontavista.com back catalogue to make myself feel better and was chucking up into the toilet when @demilardner.bsky.social started doing a crazy frog impression. perfect. no notes.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new favourite Smaug dropped
the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Best one yet, I can only assume because with these two she doesn't mind getting meaner
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spaghezzy @spaghezzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had to pause 4 1/2 minutes in because I was out of breath from wheezing. 11/10 - will continue watching after a gentle sip of a soothing beverage.
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dial ë̈m̈ for MURDER 🏳️‍⚧️⚢🐍 @emmeline.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
thank you to Demi for making me laugh and restoring some of my mental health this morning
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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
watch this it’s so fucking funny and good! give demi the keys to the whole operation ! ! !
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i look hot in this one
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i meant season 2
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Pepsi Max Enjoyer @stoffeloni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sywwapp kickt enorm arsch alle müssen bitte sywwapp gucken danke für die aufmerksamkeit
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hes too handsome with too many hands in too many pies. gotta take him down a notch
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Ingrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the most perfectly unpredictable shows that exists. Demi should be allowed to make whatever she wants with no restraints. A visionary comedian.
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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is my favorite game show with rules and goals that change week to week.
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Mr. Skippy, If You're Nasty @mrskippy69.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
I wish we got a new one of these every week for the rest of my life
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[yelling excitedly across the house to my wife] hey my love there's a new episode of pe- [remembering a tradesman is here replacing a light fitting] Demi's quiz show
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ivy 😵‍💫 @badcomposer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you haven’t watched penis pump you haven’t lived really. you might think you have but you’re still in the cave clapping at shadows. clap at penis pump instead
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Baby peanut @babycacahuate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This needs to be funded for 6 more seasons no matter what happens in the world
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(8=] @quoiquecesoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SYWTWAPP WILL SAVE TELEVISION. SYWTWAPP IS *THE ONLY THING THAT CAN* SAVE TELEVISION
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Nick @nickkaters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the best Robert Shaw impressions I've ever seen. Thank you.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I loved this season so so much. You are a mad genius.
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taylor 🤏🐖🛼 @lilporkroll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i love this goofy-ass show and think demi should be allowed to make anything she wants forever
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Jake @pointlessjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've told everyone I know and will continue this is a great show you are a great host
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Zac Bentz @zacbentz.com · 17/09/2026
I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT IT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT MORE OF IT
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
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Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're watching a sand bubbler crab hard at work. And bubbler crabs have one job: make balls. Lots of balls. With your mouth parts. They're filter-feeders/detrivores, combing through damp sand for microscopic food & the balls let them organize the "cleaned" sand so they don't nom it twice.
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e6n @e6n.lol · 15/09/2026
sorry @demilardner.bsky.social my dog things sywwapp is boring i think i don't agree i think it's funny
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“idk why she talks to you like that”
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Tim @iamtimf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cannot get enough @demilardner.bsky.social's show SYWWAPP. it's just insane and so fucking good www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0r...
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Rivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you read the title of this show and go "lol what :)" you should watch it If you read the title of the show and go "what :/" you should go away because it only gets weirder than that In this way it is the perfect title for a show
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Zac Bentz @zacbentz.com · 10/09/2026
"With being wet, comes a dry." @demilardner.bsky.social
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Rivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JF is back! And we're playing a monkey bomb defusing game with our friend @demilardner.bsky.social! twitch.tv/gooffkings
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
EPPIAOSE THREE IS OUT
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Rivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 06/09/2026
watch "so you wanna win a penis pump?" hosted by @demilardner.bsky.social at www.youtube.com/c/GrouseHous...
it's a fire hydrant thingo made of clay but all i can imagine is a penis pump. it's very well made.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am trying to tidy the house and dropped a huge pile of laundry laughing at the extraordinarily psychotic @demilardner.bsky.social torturing her friends Broden saying 'gape' repeated is worth price of admission alone. youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...
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Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
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Stimpy @svongimpy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
youtu.be/O-HOS6R8CEQ?... @demilardner.bsky.social is a genius. I love this series and everything about it. Absolute perfection
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The Most Normal Game Show in the World with Demi Lardner | Jobs & Emails w/Alex Lee + David Correos
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Beatrix Poggers @beatrixpoggers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A while back I remember Demi saying one of her favorite things to do is "lightly sexually harass" her friends so this feels like a natural extension of that if anything. God this show is funny.
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The Prince Of Void @drpepperphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i hate when people ask about aussie comedy because then i have to show them penis pump
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time I think Demi can't do something more unhinged she goes and proves me wrong. Pure cinema
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Brian James (Bry-N) @howlinghermit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cackled like a baboon through this entire premier.
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TomTomSoup @tomtomsoup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Genuinely so good
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 02/09/2026
watch this shit. NOW!! from the twisted mind of @demilardner.bsky.social youtu.be/O-HOS6R8CEQ
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The Most Normal Game Show in the World with Demi Lardner | Jobs & Emails w/Alex Lee + David Correos
YouTube video by Grouse House
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
shit husband to have
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if you dont have time to watch the whole ep this is my fav bit of the first ep of s2 of pumpo
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Nine Aladdin
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is *really* good stuff. Broden's stunned surprise at his necklace appearing is so funny.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I already need to rewatch this beauty.
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