iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Have listened to, conservatively, 80+ episodes of bst in one ear while at work in the last two months and it's been great. Two of the funniest fuckin people on this planet

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love playing videogames right up till the scales fall from my eyes and I realise the roguelike I’m playing is gambling dopamine disguised as strategy mixed with light execution barrier and then I start trying to press the scales back on. Yeah usually when I press on the scales they just say FAT

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'm live now!! gonna play a game after watching some crap twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Bart vs. Australia” is another season six classic, and we’ve got a lot of history to explore in this trivia-filled @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social ep! And we’re joined by Australia’s own @tomwalker.bsky.social! Listen now wherever you download podcasts: talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...

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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN

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Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner

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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

a favourite snippet that hit the cutting room floor while working on a recent @tomwalker.bsky.social edit, concerning a certain message that appeared in the @gooffkings.bsky.social chat

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butter2241.bsky.social @butter2241.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i used to think this was a funny little bit and thought you were like photoshopping yourself into the show. Then you post this and I thought “that’s really good photoshop job” and I looked up the show on IMDB and said out loud oh shit he wasn’t just doing a bit

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

watch this it’s so fucking funny and good! give demi the keys to the whole operation ! ! !

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

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Tetchywayo @tetchywayo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What’s happens when you make cars go 999% faster in GTA4 DLC? This madness. If you haven’t seen these before, check out @tomwalker.bsky.social’s main game streams first because they are a thing of absolute joy imo.

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A DLC I love with a mod I respect and fear.

YouTube video by Tom Walker

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rules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

roughly seventeen and a half minutes in you canhear the sentence "what's my current slizz situation? I guess married."

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synthmage @synthmage.online · 14/09/2026

They're calling him the master of flipping coins.

The top left corner of my YouTube home page. A video titled "If this title wins the youtube A/B test I'll get put through a table live on stream" posted 6 hours ago by Tom Walker is highlighted.

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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

today on Fast Car GTAIV @tomwalker.bsky.social engages in golf cart shenanigans, blows up some speedboats, and faces the most terrifying challenge of all: escorting a slow-walking NPC across a busy road www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Imt...

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I played more of a DLC I love, with a mod I respect and fear.

YouTube video by Tom Walker

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Two things: 1) New video youtu.be/3ImtXqP3_XE?... 2) The A/B test for this one’s title is not working out well for me at this moment

My A/B test for the YouTube titles. One is generic (46% watch time) the other is “if this title wins the YouTube A/B test I’ll get put through a table live on stream”

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every now and then a piece of advertising copy wedges in my mind like a splinter in a gumline. Most recently it’s “convenient wound protection” on a bus stop ad. When my battery runs low I walk around the house repeating it in a reverie. I must protect my convenient wound

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lying down on a couch. An absolute luxury

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m jacking off once more. How pedestrian. Utterly predictable. Ah, that familiar flood of “warmth” - one guess as to what happens next here. Humph, seems the body continues to disappoint

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/08/2026

truly one of the best comedy shows made in the past few years

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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 27/08/2026

penis pump is back

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Piggy and the 0.5x camera…. A match made in heaven

A fisheye lens photo of the pitbull/staffy named Piggy. Her nose hangs askew like a picture frame in an Airbnb and you can’t see her ears and three of her horrible little teeth are visible because of her underbite

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The best game show of all time is BACK!!!

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What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this friday at 6pm pacific, we will teach @tomwalker.bsky.social English etiquette... using only YouTube videos of guys telling you how to have proper English etiquette. they're all really stupid. head over to our patreon & sign up at the $9 tier to get access! patreon.com/whatsallthisthen

WATCH THIS LIVE THEN
"My Fair Tombo"
august 29th 6pm PT/9pm ET
patreon.com/whatsallthisthen

and theres a picture of tom walker as my fair lady with a lovely bonnet

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Table of young women near me. One is 23 dating a 32 year old and she is fighting for her life. One of her friends just said “I don’t like that he wears a hat to hide his hairline all the time” and she wailed “he just likes baseball!!”

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Running some YouTube A/B testing with actual consequences. New video up btw: youtu.be/A6gLhWxV6Oo?...

Three prospective YouTube titles. The first two are normal, the third one is just “if this title wins the YouTube A/B test I’ll get put thru a table”

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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

it's only the beginning of Fast Car Ballad of Gay Tony and the cars are out for blood! strap in for 40 minutes of pure vehicular mayhem as @tomwalker.bsky.social struggles to finish what should be the easiest mission in the whole DLC and is only briefly distracted by a subreddit about balls

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The Best GTA DLC but modded so every car goes 999x speed

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Neeeeed dick from a guy with a faded marvel comics tee and something in his teeth 💜💜

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

everyone mad at me for eating a candy apple in the public pool

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Been staring into people who buy expensive UV printers for side hustle/art project type stuff. Feeling disconnected from my fellow man because I do not value the art they value. Need to go into an art gallery and walk around

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Picking up chicks on conservative dating apps like *measures ur skull flirtily 😜*

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Piggy update. She looks basically like this.

A brown pitbull/staffy mix with an underbite looks at the camera with four bottom teeth showing. She’s fucked up looking and the other photos are also of this. Sorry I’m walking rn

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

How much longer am I going to take fiber supplements for. There’s no way I’ll care about this for the rest of my life. Hurry up and get the paper out that says actually they’re bad and carbohydrates are good already

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Every time I want icecream I type “icecream” into google maps and it feels so oafish every time. In olden days I would just waddle outside and look up hopefully into the sky

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hello. I am posting the Taskmaster Australia Season 6 cast reveal video for, probably, obvious reasons. it will go to air next year youtu.be/dCG-wpR6_dY?...

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Taskmaster AU: Season 6 Cast Reveal

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026

new metaphor just dropped

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It’s my honour to be a muse for so many talented people wasting their time 💖

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It's so unfair that unless you seek it out you can learn how to do a roundhouse kick and then never get to do it again

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