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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 35m

god I love Night Puppy he's so quiet and sleepy and compliant. he'll just lay on my lap and let me kiss his face and rub his ears and sniff the Puppy Smell 🥹

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 3h

I just remembered I forgot to grease the pan

an apple pie in a brown pie pan, but instead of a pie crust it is topped with phyllo dough. it is largely a nice golden colour, with apples peeking through the middle

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 4h

I am attempting to make a phyllo dough apple pie and I used slightly more apples than the recipe called for so I added way more of the other ingredients and the mixture is a little... wet lol plus the phyllo largely flaked and broke apart. let's see how it goes

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 7h

"you're ugly, you don't have to worry about rape sweetheart" rape isn't an honor bestowed upon beautiful women, you fucking troglodyte

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 10h

I'm off my adhd meds for two weeks and it's perfectly reasonable for me to drink a ton of sugar free red bull and do dabs all day every day right? because either way I'm gonna be incapacitated, I might as well enjoy myself

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 10h

when archaeologists dig up my bones in 100 years they won't give a shit if my skeleton is male or female. they'll be too distracted by having discovered the first person who was certifiably Bad to the Bone 😎 (they find reacher's skeleton in the same pit as mine for some reason. our ends were brutal)

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 10h

"if men weren't around who would protect women from other men" first of all, your premise is flawed, second of all, brock turner has been out of prison for 10 years (reminder: he only served 90 days). why is he still alive? thought you wanted to "protect women" why is he safe?

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 11h

it didn't fit in the word limit

stoned and just cut some salami with a very pointy knife directly next to a full, unopened can of red bull. when the knife obviously poked a hole in the can of red bull and foam started spraying directly into my face I was so confused for probably 5 seconds that I had the thought "what the fuck kind of salami is this? it must've gone bad"

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 11h

frats aren't as big a thing in canada but they do exist. one of my only experiences with frat boys was going to a popular frat bar already drunk to wish a friend happy birthday, couldn't find my friend so I just aggressively accosted men with popped collars + hair gel until security carried me out

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 12h

the google pixel series (especially the later ones, I'm using a 9 xl pro and used to have a 7) are the worst fuckin phones I've ever used, made worse by all the ai bloatware bullshit. north america losing access to huawei was a huge loss. best phones I've ever had.

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I ended up picking so many apples today that I brought home an entire milk crate full. what the shit am I going to do with like 20lbs of apples

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

making my bfs stepkid and his partner a little care package. they're living on welfare and trying to raise one kid full-time and then another second child part-time so far got shampoo, conditioner, body wash, soap, toothbrushes, toothpaste, bandaids, deodorant, loofahs, tampons, pads, & a nail kit

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 29/09/2026

on top of the emails showing Epstein directly supporting individual predatory professors, a professor who planned a "campus rape and consent" conference with the intention of undermining mid-2010s attempts at progress around Title IX requested funding for it from Epstein

chron.com

Former UT professor sought money from Jeffrey Epstein Foundation

He sought $10K-$20K to cover the costs of a campus rape policy event.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my chinese zodiac is 100% not me but tbf I doubt whichever people decided that shit had "mentally ill white canadian millennial queers" listed in their target demographics

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's worth pointing out that I was permabanned from twitter for merely suggesting michael tracey should be publicly waterboarded (2022)

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

picking a fuck ton of apples from my grandma's ancient apple tree I will split them 3 ways, so myself, my best friend, and my family can all have apples. they're fuckin delicious and crisp and sweet. the tree has been dying for decades but still fruits like a mf

a green milk crate on an old wood deck. the crate is filled to overflowing with ripe red apples, some of them with leaves still attached

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

been trying to plan getting my tubes tied/removed for a while. I mentioned it at a party and a woman we know had a meltdown about how it ruined her body and hormones, and how much easier it is for men. SO bf decided on the spot that he'll get fixed instead ❤️

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my dad likes to talk a big show about how he wants grandchildren, but my little brother is fixed and I've never made it a secret that I'll never have kids so maybe take what you're given and appreciate it, boomer

a screenshot of texts with my dad.

Dad: I'm working on my truck in the back yard

me: want some puppy company lol

Dad: not really
Dad: just tie him up so he can't get in my way and he will be fine

me: fine then Mr "I'm Ready For Grandchildren" just remember these are the only ones you're getting lol

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

got paid early so I ordered myself a $12, 4 espresso shot, banana bread latte from starbucks (I do it like once every 7 months, also I tipped the driver like 40% so cool it) and a "spicy falafel pocket" and it's amazing how delicious their coffee can be compared to how gross their food always is

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

interesting to think that the current pope (born in chicago) has probably been camping and therefore has shit in the woods

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

jesus christ we found cheese's original owner on facebook. we have a baby picture of our sweet little monkey

cheese, a yellow lab puppy, at probably 2 or 3 months old. he looks like a blonde little eeyore with a blue bandana

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

petition to make all "specialty" sushi rolls the same circumference as maki rolls because my mouth isn't very big and you really can't do it them two bites and still get the proper experience, man

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bf and I took the puppy out to poop before bed. bf stepped in dog shit in his socks. I laughed. he took his socks off. then he stepped in dog shit with his bare feet. listening to him swear in the shower made me laugh more

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

friends at sunday bowling had a baby girl about 3 months ago. she's a very cute baby. every time I see her at the bowling alley I have to stop and baby talk and poke her belly but babies are like monkeys. they're so cute and I love them all but if one was in my housec forever I'd kill myself

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

crazy how after the clancey trial 8 million men were like "yeah maybe men kill their wives and kids more often, but men don't rally behind men who do terrible shit" and now those 8 million men are saying "obviously cornell girl is lying or the cops would've prosecuted those 7 men"

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes" like 3-6'. rabbits don't burrow very deep.

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tonight my boss told me "someone tried to snitch on you the other night. told me, 'i think meagan was on drugs at work, she was moving really fast and her eyes were big'" and as I started to explain that was 2 Red Bull Thursday he interrupted "i don't care, you're good at your job do what you want"

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the new 19 year old bartender is in here hammered tonight and instead of cutting her off and making my night harder she has taken and paid for 4 shots that were 1/5 vodka and 4/5 water

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm training at the bar tonight but I've been here since 4pm and he came in fresh faced at fuckin 9:30 so I am absolutely making him do my job

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tonight on the bar TVs: from dusk to dawn (1996), the whitest kids u know (series, 2007), and scarface (1983)

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

bf talking with several coworkers the other day, his coworkers were saying how they don't like hanging out socially much with their wives/partners?? bf said "I dunno guys, I was just off for 6 months and hung out with meg literally every day" and apparently the reply was "yeah but she's cool" ????

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the new york times is and always has been propaganda for the capitalist class fascists, and it's not subtle

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:

theguardian.com

Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people

Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026

NEW: ProPublica’s Jake Pearson lost $10,000 mimicking the betting patterns of a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company’s “responsible gaming” safeguards. One week in, he was invited to become a VIP — and faced little pushback as he spiraled.

propublica.org

I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.

Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh word? well we'd better listen to him and take what he says seriously guys, maybe we could learn a thing or two about morality from Literal Satan

a screenshot of the bluesky homepage, with the "trending" headline, followed by "1. Peter Thiel remarks on morality"

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bf: "drunk actions are sober thoughts" or whatever is bullshit. I've never soberly thought "I wish I could lose one shoe and piss all over myself"

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my mom cheerfully told me yesterday that she'd found my aileen wuornos "I'm with her" t-shirt in her basement and washed it for me, but she couldn't remember her name and just said "that nice southern woman". so you could say my misandrist conditioning began at home

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'd never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. two thermoses seems like overkill and I am NOT compromising on my morning soup

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm not a "fed" but I am a "covert operative" in the sense that I'm constantly secretly high at inappropriate or irresponsible times and nobody ever seems to know

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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think about this post all the time. you might too

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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my favourite commissions are the ones that come through a third party, who gives me one shitty reference photo they found on the internet, asks for a week turnaround, and then adds the fact that they'll need it in a material I don't have and a specific looking stone I also don't have 🙃 jesus christ

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