Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1h>Is the physical embodiment of envy >Wants to look sexy >Can look like literally anything >Decides to be a passoid boymoder love Envy, gotta be one of the best characters in anime history 3563
Reposted by Piper Paigeyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 2h"mel how come you complain THIS much about your lack of further partners when you already have a gf you love as much as you say you do" well you see im bisexual which means ive been blessed by mammon with the kind of greed that drove the likes of alexander and temujin to conquer half the world 3496
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 3hI kinda feel like I'm gonna be the economic torment nexus forever from now on, even tho I got the job I'm only working like three days a week and I took on a lot of debt when I was unemployed,, like idk I haven't had gas for like a month atp cuz I just can't budget $300 extra dollars yknow 1210
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 5hJesse. Love is an empire. Do you understand? Emperors amass power to lord over the land not out of greed but out of love. It's the same passion that drives fathers and husbands alike. Nero knew this. Are you familiar with Sporus? We can rule it all together, Jesse. You can be my Sporus. 2418
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 8hLove becomes you, a happy burden But other lives stay neatly curtained Recognize that it won't go away Hearts grow numb, and conscience weary, mutiny here on the Eerie Face yourself or... give it awayyoutu.beHere On the EerieYouTube video by Prefab Sprout - Topic 160
Reposted by Piper Paigemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 9hvery weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason 1281561
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 9hAmphetamine Salts would be such a pretty name for a girl 2637
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10hThe cool thing about having several hobbies that you suck at when you're 20 is that by the time you're nearly 30 they are several hobbies that you are only slightly bad at 0695
Reposted by Piper PaigePiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 31/05/2025*girl who looks like a huge faggot but is wearing like a hat or something* erm guess I'm boymoding for today >.<"..... 2503
Reposted by Piper Paigeemma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 11hsnuffbait mousegirl whose into denial × catgirl who keeps playing with her and hurting her but wont kill her 26210
Reposted by Piper PaigePiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is now a peppermarcie ship account 821139
Reposted by Piper Paigejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21hrewatching fmab and just remembered this 20615115
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 22hI like when women have bangs I think it's cute and sexy ok... 2551
Reposted by Piper PaigeRAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 23hJust found an artist with a cool style and luckily for me they never draw and only post drama all day long fucking jackpot 1076358
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 23hNo bro I'm learning how to sound like a girl to do epic prank calls. It's so I can troll people okay. Yeah I can do it while we hang out sure. Yeah we can kiss even though we're boys... that's ok.. We're hmph... hah.. we're just trolling each other,, with tongue... 3642
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'll be the first person to admit that I'm poly because I'm greedy and have a personality disorder 6816
Reposted by Piper Paigezero ultra bimbokage @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sometimes you read something that changes you and sometimes that something is a nearly 30 post long t4t romance between bugs bunny and roger from american dad 1307
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think Roger (American Dad) would call himself a passoid and be real annoying about it and rub it in Steve's face (knowing he's an egg) but then he'd meet Bugs Bunny and start getting really depressed at how beautiful she is and start dressing like a boymoder until Klaus 718144
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My horny ass could NOT be a Silent Hill protagonist 2704
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Invisible Touch by Genesis came on at work and I accidentally said to my boss and my two coworkers "Oh! This is one of Patrick Bateman's favorite songs!" And I almost started to explain why and the whole "the album is a metaphor for neoliberal globalization" but didn't, thankfully. Christ. 😭 0280
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Girrrrlllll we're putting you in the machine that jerks you off to death 11779
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Making my millipede dysphoric by showing it pictures of rolly pollies 05910
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I met another Piper at work today :) We talked about how we never meet other Pipers, when she left she said "it's great knowing there's another Piper with bangs in a five mile radius of me" 3600
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭 262741535
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's lowk kinda funny when you turn out hotter than your sisters like damn u guys had a headstart and everything 2631
Reposted by Piper PaigeUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody cares. That’s why you’re constantly seeking attention on here. 7709
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm going to out myself as a newfag but when ppl post screenshots and there's a bunch of badges under ppl's username I have no idea what that is or how you see it 5290
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's always surprising when Google still works 620430
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Book haul from today :) Kinda bummed they didn't have Brideshead Revisited but Vile Bodies also sounded good 4242
Reposted by Piper PaigePiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025*guy playing with huge boobs for the first time* oh these are actually really heavy they hurt my arms nevermind bye 18410
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm a fan of small-to-medium sized naturals, actually 3482
Reposted by Piper Paigebites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026there's no top shortage you're just insufferable 7837
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's not a top shortage, if you consult the charts you can clearly see that 80% of lesbians identify as "vers", ergo, tops. I know you think you're experiencing a "top shortage" but the numbers don't lie! 2505
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like when I wear green and it's the same shade of green as my eyes it makes me feel like a quirked up adorkable (sic) girl in an indie movie 111211
Reposted by Piper Paigejess 🏳️⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 27/09/2026over on tumblr they're inventing a new kind of post 30427100
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Peter Bentley's covers for Evelyn Waugh's books go so fucking hard waoww 3283
Reposted by Piper Paigecuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Old art. Bunnies that live on the moon 243270640
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like my women like I like my coffee. Spilling all over me cuz I'm stupid and can't get anything into my mouth literally ever 1572
Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's so humiliating being attracted to men "I need to spend thousands of dollars on surgery so hopefully Some Guy loves me" it makes me want to vomit when I think about it for too long 7600
Reposted by Piper PaigePiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Guy who's turning 25: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK Guy who's turning 40: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK Guy who's turning Japanese: I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.... 1937