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Piper Paige

@pipermintz.bsky.social
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Mouse girl I like drawing and posting silly stuff Occasionally nudes / nsfw mdni

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1h
>Is the physical embodiment of envy >Wants to look sexy >Can look like literally anything >Decides to be a passoid boymoder love Envy, gotta be one of the best characters in anime history
Envy looking cunty af
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 2h
"mel how come you complain THIS much about your lack of further partners when you already have a gf you love as much as you say you do" well you see im bisexual which means ive been blessed by mammon with the kind of greed that drove the likes of alexander and temujin to conquer half the world
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 3h
I kinda feel like I'm gonna be the economic torment nexus forever from now on, even tho I got the job I'm only working like three days a week and I took on a lot of debt when I was unemployed,, like idk I haven't had gas for like a month atp cuz I just can't budget $300 extra dollars yknow
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 4h
Walter white holding jesse’s shoulder with a speech bubble going to the post below.

Jesse is wearing a shirt that says “i dont fuck with acronyms except milf and bbw”
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 5h
Jesse. Love is an empire. Do you understand? Emperors amass power to lord over the land not out of greed but out of love. It's the same passion that drives fathers and husbands alike. Nero knew this. Are you familiar with Sporus? We can rule it all together, Jesse. You can be my Sporus.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 8h
Love becomes you, a happy burden But other lives stay neatly curtained Recognize that it won't go away Hearts grow numb, and conscience weary, mutiny here on the Eerie Face yourself or... give it away
youtu.be
Here On the Eerie
YouTube video by Prefab Sprout - Topic
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 9h
very weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 9h
Amphetamine Salts would be such a pretty name for a girl
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10h
The cool thing about having several hobbies that you suck at when you're 20 is that by the time you're nearly 30 they are several hobbies that you are only slightly bad at
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10h
My ass is like a third space but just for hot ppl
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
*girl who looks like a huge faggot but is wearing like a hat or something* erm guess I'm boymoding for today >.<".....
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 11h
Emotional support ellipses...
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 11h
snuffbait mousegirl whose into denial × catgirl who keeps playing with her and hurting her but wont kill her
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is now a peppermarcie ship account
Peppermint Patty and Marcie cuddling, Patty on her phone and Marcie reading a book 

"girls be like I'm good babe just chilling with the bestie"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 22h
I like when women have bangs I think it's cute and sexy ok...
P1: Joanna Newsom
P2: Francois Hardy
P3: Nathalie Delon
P4: Shelley Duvall
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 23h
Just found an artist with a cool style and luckily for me they never draw and only post drama all day long fucking jackpot
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 23h
No bro I'm learning how to sound like a girl to do epic prank calls. It's so I can troll people okay. Yeah I can do it while we hang out sure. Yeah we can kiss even though we're boys... that's ok.. We're hmph... hah.. we're just trolling each other,, with tongue...
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll be the first person to admit that I'm poly because I'm greedy and have a personality disorder
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zero ultra bimbokage @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes you read something that changes you and sometimes that something is a nearly 30 post long t4t romance between bugs bunny and roger from american dad
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Roger (American Dad) would call himself a passoid and be real annoying about it and rub it in Steve's face (knowing he's an egg) but then he'd meet Bugs Bunny and start getting really depressed at how beautiful she is and start dressing like a boymoder until Klaus
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My horny ass could NOT be a Silent Hill protagonist
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Invisible Touch by Genesis came on at work and I accidentally said to my boss and my two coworkers "Oh! This is one of Patrick Bateman's favorite songs!" And I almost started to explain why and the whole "the album is a metaphor for neoliberal globalization" but didn't, thankfully. Christ. 😭
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The hobbyist
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Girrrrlllll we're putting you in the machine that jerks you off to death
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Making my millipede dysphoric by showing it pictures of rolly pollies
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I met another Piper at work today :) We talked about how we never meet other Pipers, when she left she said "it's great knowing there's another Piper with bangs in a five mile radius of me"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is now a peppermarcie ship account
Peppermint Patty and Marcie cuddling, Patty on her phone and Marcie reading a book 

"girls be like I'm good babe just chilling with the bestie"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's lowk kinda funny when you turn out hotter than your sisters like damn u guys had a headstart and everything
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody cares. That’s why you’re constantly seeking attention on here.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to out myself as a newfag but when ppl post screenshots and there's a bunch of badges under ppl's username I have no idea what that is or how you see it
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peanuts comic with peppermint patty and Marcie
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always surprising when Google still works
Google images 

Search bar reads "that one dyke from peanuts"

Images include Peppermint Patty and Marcie
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Book haul from today :) Kinda bummed they didn't have Brideshead Revisited but Vile Bodies also sounded good
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
*guy playing with huge boobs for the first time* oh these are actually really heavy they hurt my arms nevermind bye
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a fan of small-to-medium sized naturals, actually
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's no top shortage you're just insufferable
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nervous mouse girl asks guy who was nice to her if he could fill out a survey. She holds up a clipboard that reads 

"I WAS NICE TO YOU BCUZ...

think you're a cute girl

Clocked you and felt bad

I am normal and act this way
With everyone"

There is an open box next to each option for the man to check
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's not a top shortage, if you consult the charts you can clearly see that 80% of lesbians identify as "vers", ergo, tops. I know you think you're experiencing a "top shortage" but the numbers don't lie!
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like when I wear green and it's the same shade of green as my eyes it makes me feel like a quirked up adorkable (sic) girl in an indie movie
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 27/09/2026
over on tumblr they're inventing a new kind of post
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weekly 5x5 :)
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J 🔞 @j-orkingit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Almost no one is into snuff”
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peter Bentley's covers for Evelyn Waugh's books go so fucking hard waoww
Six Evelyn Waugh books on top of a grassy field
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Old art. Bunnies that live on the moon
Drawings of bunnies with black eyes
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like my women like I like my coffee. Spilling all over me cuz I'm stupid and can't get anything into my mouth literally ever
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's so humiliating being attracted to men "I need to spend thousands of dollars on surgery so hopefully Some Guy loves me" it makes me want to vomit when I think about it for too long
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Guy who's turning 25: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK Guy who's turning 40: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK Guy who's turning Japanese: I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so....
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