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Chaotic Rants

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Imagine what this neighborhood looks like - I watched a cage fight on the front lawn of a house that was half demolished, the pool was full of algae, and the renter slept thru it
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I have to send a friend a large quantity of packing peanuts, but I'm terrified they're going to get damaged in the mail.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There's no welcome mat on my doorstep because I'm not a fucking liar.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"god is not nonbinary" ??? um, ever heard of the father, the son, and the holy Ghost? that's like three narys. that's trinary
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
(climbing into bed with phone) oh no, i forgot to brush my bluetooth
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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I like to post in the night so no one will see and I can be forgotten
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
it’s not political if you hate everybody
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Trevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’ve followed this story for its absurdity and as an illustration of how police lie and bully the public they are supposed to protect. Only after national media attention do they withdraw a case of accusing a woman of something she can’t possibly have done… cbs12.com/news/local/f...
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Charges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving
A traffic citation issued to a woman who said she was accused of holding a phone in a hand she does not have has been dismissed.
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Gus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We don’t care that human has work to do. Naps take precedence
Echo is sound asleep sprawled across human’s blanket covered lap in the recliner. Gus is asleep between human’s calves
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Home is where you know how to work the shower settings
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I cannot stress this enough.
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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Add food to a movie Halloween III: Season of the Sandwich
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh, wow. That's fucked up. *Hits like and repost.*
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I like to imagine romantic situations with women wearing religious attire It’s a bad Habit
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Going to change my name to Grudge At least then there’d be a few people who would want to hold me
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i shoplift because i know the pope still ain't gonna do shit about it
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So I said to the waitress: "What’s the duck like?” She said "Like a chicken, but it can swim”.
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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?...
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AC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
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a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time
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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A guy starts illegal wars with no fear of consequences and people still think he's afraid of some files? Everyone with the power to do anything about it are in the files too.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is important. “More than 100 retired NASA astronauts have banded together to form a new nonpartisan organization…its members “believe deeply in the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years,” such as the rule of law, checks and balances and the peaceful transition of power.”
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Former NASA astronauts launch new group to promote U.S. constitutional values
More than 100 NASA astronauts have signed on to a nonpartisan effort to promote “the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years”
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Don't let them fool you, failure is ALWAYS an option.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water.
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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hear the one about the bloke who fell on his spear gun? He got the point.
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Panera Bread sent an email to me with the title "Where have you been?" I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food. I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order. I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
my third eye has astigmatism
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product BLUESKY: likes are now florps USERS: what BLUESKY: images goes sideways
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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
PSA
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Leah Feiger @leahfeiger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
NEW: Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by @wired.com, suggest a workforce in turmoil. read @makenakelly.bsky.social:
wired.com
Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys
Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m beginning to think that this temporary insanity is actually permanent.
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The good news is that tonight’s NFL Draft is unlikely to be ruined by an appearance from Mango Mussolini since he has a history of avoiding drafts.
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Steve Woodsmall, PhD @drstevew.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bullfrog of the day! Tuesday, 21 April 2026
Bullfrog looking left, partly out of the water - lower body visible, refracting, under water
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Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
DENTIST: Have you been flossing? ME: Have you? DENTIST: (sweating) THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME!
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If I ever found Waldo I wouldn’t tell anybody. It’s clear at this point he shuns recognition, why would I screw that up for him.
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Sandstone @quartzen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
More and more I am seeing "I would never use it for anything creative but I generative AI seems fine for coding" and I wonder if people realize that coding is also a creative field and the generated code is also coming from scraped and plagiarized human code, please don't give coding a special pass
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Photo of a grey tuxedo tabby cat lying on top of the back of a leather recliner. The cat is stretching its forelegs out in a Superman type pose.
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holder was taken.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 23/03/2026
Target emailed me to send me some update on how they use my data which reminded me I could just delete my account. They kind of bury how to do that so here's the form www.target.com/guest-privac...
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Your Privacy Choices : Target
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[From my daughter] Q: What’s the last part of the body to die? A: The pupils…because they dilate
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
passwords should be like “that’s close enough”
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 23/03/2026
A new version of iPhone exploit kit DarkSword has been leaked on GitHub; iVerify co-founder Matthias Frielingsdorf says the exploits "will work out of the box" (TechCrunch) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/03/2026
Two pilots dead at LaGuardia. A lone controller managing two simultaneous emergencies. The FAA is 3,000 controllers short. We will blame the human. We should fix the system. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
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The LaGuardia Crash Will Be Blamed on One Controller. That's Not the Whole Story.
3,000 controllers short. WWII-era radar still in use. And a lone controller managing two emergencies at midnight. This was preventable.
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