Reposted by Chaotic RantsThe Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Imagine what this neighborhood looks like - I watched a cage fight on the front lawn of a house that was half demolished, the pool was full of algae, and the renter slept thru it 176
Reposted by Chaotic RantsFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I have to send a friend a large quantity of packing peanuts, but I'm terrified they're going to get damaged in the mail. 1184
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There's no welcome mat on my doorstep because I'm not a fucking liar. 39433
Reposted by Chaotic Rantsalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"god is not nonbinary" ??? um, ever heard of the father, the son, and the holy Ghost? that's like three narys. that's trinary 1225938
Reposted by Chaotic Rantstrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026(climbing into bed with phone) oh no, i forgot to brush my bluetooth 49934
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I like to post in the night so no one will see and I can be forgotten 4112
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 17/05/2026it’s not political if you hate everybody 06422
Reposted by Chaotic RantsTrevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I’ve followed this story for its absurdity and as an illustration of how police lie and bully the public they are supposed to protect. Only after national media attention do they withdraw a case of accusing a woman of something she can’t possibly have done… cbs12.com/news/local/f...cbs12.comCharges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while drivingA traffic citation issued to a woman who said she was accused of holding a phone in a hand she does not have has been dismissed. 211202377
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 28/05/2026We don’t care that human has work to do. Naps take precedence 426815
Reposted by Chaotic RantsForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Home is where you know how to work the shower settings 8563132
Reposted by Chaotic RantsCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I cannot stress this enough. 4656
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Add food to a movie Halloween III: Season of the Sandwich 011
Reposted by Chaotic Rantsstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Oh, wow. That's fucked up. *Hits like and repost.* 021899
Reposted by Chaotic RantsWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I like to imagine romantic situations with women wearing religious attire It’s a bad Habit 0165
Reposted by Chaotic RantsWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Going to change my name to Grudge At least then there’d be a few people who would want to hold me 0116
Reposted by Chaotic RantsPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 26/04/2026i shoplift because i know the pope still ain't gonna do shit about it 313735
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/04/2026So I said to the waitress: "What’s the duck like?” She said "Like a chicken, but it can swim”. 731622152
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?...youtu.beAC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)YouTube video by acdcVEVO 020
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first timeALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time 010
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026A guy starts illegal wars with no fear of consequences and people still think he's afraid of some files? Everyone with the power to do anything about it are in the files too. 000
Reposted by Chaotic RantsBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This is important. “More than 100 retired NASA astronauts have banded together to form a new nonpartisan organization…its members “believe deeply in the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years,” such as the rule of law, checks and balances and the peaceful transition of power.”scientificamerican.comFormer NASA astronauts launch new group to promote U.S. constitutional valuesMore than 100 NASA astronauts have signed on to a nonpartisan effort to promote “the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years” 185122363493
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Don't let them fool you, failure is ALWAYS an option. 14420
Reposted by Chaotic RantsTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23/04/2026(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water. 271575295
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hear the one about the bloke who fell on his spear gun? He got the point. 021
Reposted by Chaotic RantsROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Panera Bread sent an email to me with the title "Where have you been?" I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food. I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order. I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms. 3326485806
Reposted by Chaotic RantsThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026my third eye has astigmatism 16526
Reposted by Chaotic RantsCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 23/04/2026USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product BLUESKY: likes are now florps USERS: what BLUESKY: images goes sideways 393812921
Reposted by Chaotic RantsLeah Feiger @leahfeiger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026NEW: Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by @wired.com, suggest a workforce in turmoil. read @makenakelly.bsky.social:wired.comPalantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad GuysInterviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil. 1561906599
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’m beginning to think that this temporary insanity is actually permanent. 319085
Reposted by Chaotic RantsJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The good news is that tonight’s NFL Draft is unlikely to be ruined by an appearance from Mango Mussolini since he has a history of avoiding drafts. 0126
Reposted by Chaotic RantsConstance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Bullfrog of the day! Tuesday, 21 April 2026 15910
Reposted by Chaotic RantsTommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026DENTIST: Have you been flossing? ME: Have you? DENTIST: (sweating) THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME! 422732
Reposted by Chaotic RantsWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If I ever found Waldo I wouldn’t tell anybody. It’s clear at this point he shuns recognition, why would I screw that up for him. 2208
Reposted by Chaotic RantsSandstone @quartzen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026More and more I am seeing "I would never use it for anything creative but I generative AI seems fine for coding" and I wonder if people realize that coding is also a creative field and the generated code is also coming from scraped and plagiarized human code, please don't give coding a special pass 330476
Reposted by Chaotic RantsCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 161801170
Reposted by Chaotic RantsSteve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 21/04/2026 Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holder was taken. 2162
Reposted by Chaotic RantsUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/04/2026“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.” 162101631330
Reposted by Chaotic RantsKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 23/03/2026Target emailed me to send me some update on how they use my data which reminded me I could just delete my account. They kind of bury how to do that so here's the form www.target.com/guest-privac...target.comYour Privacy Choices : Target 11326139
Reposted by Chaotic RantsWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/03/2026[From my daughter] Q: What’s the last part of the body to die? A: The pupils…because they dilate 25011
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23/03/2026passwords should be like “that’s close enough” 16407118
Reposted by Chaotic RantsTechmeme @techmeme.com · 23/03/2026A new version of iPhone exploit kit DarkSword has been leaked on GitHub; iVerify co-founder Matthias Frielingsdorf says the exploits "will work out of the box" (TechCrunch) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink 0114
Reposted by Chaotic RantsAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/03/2026Two pilots dead at LaGuardia. A lone controller managing two simultaneous emergencies. The FAA is 3,000 controllers short. We will blame the human. We should fix the system. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...open.substack.comThe LaGuardia Crash Will Be Blamed on One Controller. That's Not the Whole Story.3,000 controllers short. WWII-era radar still in use. And a lone controller managing two emergencies at midnight. This was preventable. 782147214379