Reposted by Chaotic RantsThe Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Imagine what this neighborhood looks like - I watched a cage fight on the front lawn of a house that was half demolished, the pool was full of algae, and the renter slept thru it 176
Reposted by Chaotic RantsFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I have to send a friend a large quantity of packing peanuts, but I'm terrified they're going to get damaged in the mail. 1184
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There's no welcome mat on my doorstep because I'm not a fucking liar. 39433
Reposted by Chaotic Rantsalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"god is not nonbinary" ??? um, ever heard of the father, the son, and the holy Ghost? that's like three narys. that's trinary 1225938
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My first impression was likely better than my last impression. 010
Reposted by Chaotic Rantstrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026(climbing into bed with phone) oh no, i forgot to brush my bluetooth 49934
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I like to post in the night so no one will see and I can be forgotten 4112
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 28/05/2026What if the ketchup is runoff from the hashbrowns that just happened to touch the eggs? Can I still eat the eggs without shame? 010
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 17/05/2026it’s not political if you hate everybody 06422
Reposted by Chaotic RantsTrevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I’ve followed this story for its absurdity and as an illustration of how police lie and bully the public they are supposed to protect. Only after national media attention do they withdraw a case of accusing a woman of something she can’t possibly have done… cbs12.com/news/local/f...cbs12.comCharges dismissed for woman without right hand cited for holding phone while drivingA traffic citation issued to a woman who said she was accused of holding a phone in a hand she does not have has been dismissed. 211202377
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 28/05/2026We don’t care that human has work to do. Naps take precedence 426815
Reposted by Chaotic RantsForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Home is where you know how to work the shower settings 8563132
Reposted by Chaotic RantsCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I cannot stress this enough. 4656
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Always suspected that Power Washer Sim on Steam was a gateway drug. 110
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026You probably act under the false assumption that they would be there for you if you needed help. You'll learn. 110
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Add food to a movie Halloween III: Season of the Sandwich 011
Reposted by Chaotic Rantsstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Oh, wow. That's fucked up. *Hits like and repost.* 021899
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The pain is real. I have been there. May you get your tasty treat soon. 110
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Don't forget "do not take Tinuviel if you are allergic to Tinuviel" since people have become too stupid to figure it out for themselves. 030
Reposted by Chaotic RantsWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I like to imagine romantic situations with women wearing religious attire It’s a bad Habit 0165
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Unhinged? I haven't even seen a hinge in years. 010
Reposted by Chaotic RantsWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Going to change my name to Grudge At least then there’d be a few people who would want to hold me 0116
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If ballroom is your issue I suggest switching from briefs to boxers. 030
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Does this make Taco Bell guilty of war crimes? 🔥 🚽 020
Reposted by Chaotic RantsPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 26/04/2026i shoplift because i know the pope still ain't gonna do shit about it 313735
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026We are doomed. We are truly lost. This is the way. 010
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Did you remember to install the seatbelt on the toilet? 120
Reposted by Chaotic RantsMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/04/2026So I said to the waitress: "What’s the duck like?” She said "Like a chicken, but it can swim”. 731622152
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?...youtu.beAC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)YouTube video by acdcVEVO 000
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?...youtu.beAC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)YouTube video by acdcVEVO 020
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first timeALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time 010
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026A guy starts illegal wars with no fear of consequences and people still think he's afraid of some files? Everyone with the power to do anything about it are in the files too. 000
Reposted by Chaotic RantsBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This is important. “More than 100 retired NASA astronauts have banded together to form a new nonpartisan organization…its members “believe deeply in the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years,” such as the rule of law, checks and balances and the peaceful transition of power.”scientificamerican.comFormer NASA astronauts launch new group to promote U.S. constitutional valuesMore than 100 NASA astronauts have signed on to a nonpartisan effort to promote “the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years” 185122363493
Reposted by Chaotic RantsGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Don't let them fool you, failure is ALWAYS an option. 14420
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I would never cheapen our relationship with anything so low grade as high fructose corn syrup. Only pure, name brand, cane sugar will do. How do you feel about confectioners sugar? 000
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026That's the kind of vile shit you take to a pot luck to make sure you are asked to bring anything again. Thanks for the idea! 120
Reposted by Chaotic RantsTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23/04/2026(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water. 271575295
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026You can't have the edit button that everyone wants, but look at the stupid picture carousel that nobody asked for. 100
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026What sorry sod would put raisins in potato salad? 🤮 120
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hear the one about the bloke who fell on his spear gun? He got the point. 021
Reposted by Chaotic RantsROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Panera Bread sent an email to me with the title "Where have you been?" I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food. I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order. I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms. 3326485806
Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I hate that men are so fucking sleezy that women feel this way, and they are justified in doing so. I am a guy and I too find men disgusting. 000
Reposted by Chaotic RantsThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026my third eye has astigmatism 16526