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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 4h

Wait, what??? Possible Vance VP? Since when was couch boy floated as P? I honestly didn't know he was still alive www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...

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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028

Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 4h

'Gulf of America' 'Lake America' 'Unites States' When will the blasphemy end???

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine thinking you had ALL the receipts... ...but then you got clowned so hard, on live TV, because your GenZ staffers are incompetent and you don't know the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes... ...and now you're internet famous forever

The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 6h

Hang on tight for this wild conspiracy trip Trump "won" in '16, '20 & '24 by rigging all 3 BUT lost in '20 because of mail-in ballots due to covid Which led to Jan 6 Because he couldn't understand how he lost a rigged election And why he's railing against mail-in ballots now

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 19h

Objectively, the dumbest looking vehicle ever made... ..until the Cybertruck

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If @jamestalarico.bsky.social isn't running this on a loop 24/7, what is he even doing

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DIGGER | Official Trailer

What in the Lysergic acid Diethylamide fuck is this?!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nxL...

youtube.com

YouTube video by Legendary

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I've been screaming this into the abyss for two years In my swing state, EVERY dem on the ballot won ...except Harris

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$980B buys you a LOT of DGAF

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Yet, sadly...billions wouldn't come close to paying down the trillions that the biggest crime syndicate in world history cost us

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He's 100% gonna leave it this way, and then blame it on the next administration on Jan 21, 2029

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Fox News - doing the Lord's work

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Boy, do I have bad news for anyone mad at the way Mamdani is running NYC

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C'mon @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, essays??? How do you fuck that up so egregiously?

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ALT: Man Eating Red Candy

Can someone explain gym-bro mentality? 68 out 104 vehicles were BACKED into their parking spots 65%

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Man Eating Red Candy

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Yeah, that tracks Alabama Pre-K–12 Education: 43rd in U.S.

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Live your life in a way that millions of complete strangers aren't visibly upset when they find out it wasn't you who died

Without meeting him, or knowing any other thing about him, that visor curl alone tells you everything

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Just by buying a Tesla, you've already shown us your IQ You don't have to double down

Centuries? Oh, sweetie, climate change gonna shake us off inside 3 decades

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AI is getting easier to spot The cartoon laughter is the easy tell

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A few dozen people aren't letting 302M+ people have what they want Read that again

And here I am, boycotting them for 30 years because the coffee tastes like pasture-collected cow shit, dehydrated over a Waffle House grease fire, and filtered thru an angry baby's loaded diaper

Alright, which one of you did this? <Narrator: "Donk did it">

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When he dies, I want someone to frantically shake me awake, even if it's at 3 AM, to join the global celebration

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According to Multiverse theory, a timeline exists where he died in Vietnam, penniless and terrified, at the hands of his own platoon

That time Jimmy Carter installed solar panels on the roof of the WH, and then Ronald Regan immediately removed them, and then...blah blah blah...here we are in a global smackdown for oil #WeCouldaHadNiceShit

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Them: "Climate change is a hoax" Climate: 😘

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Oh, hey, remember back in the Biden days, when they could afford their performative derangement? Fun times

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When early Antifa rallies start in each state Make a plan. Be fabulous #Vote

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Evander dropped by to remind BBC News that ears don't grow back

How does someone dress like she's Effie Trinket in 'The Hunger Games'

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NGL, if I successfully grifted billions of dollars from millions of simps, I think I'd have more of a 'go fuck yourself' grin

The R strategists know they're gonna lose the mids, so they planted a time-bomb to blame on the Ds, knowing their base are simple, bipedal mouth-breathers

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"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel" - The Find Out

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Pedolf's Ls for the week - As midterms approach, Iowa Rs distance themselves - Judge orders release of his 14-yr-old girl assault details - CNN, ABC, CBS, NBS, PBS & Fox coordinate news blackout - Court denies DoJ access to WA voter info - Compares mushrooms with another country's dick-tator

Yeah man, reports of putting his name on a building that was named after an assassinated president is just fake news!!! Snowflake bitches

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fine. I'll be that guy That's a table full of ancient dildos I mean, you see it too, right?

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And I'm not even including the dudes behind Zely