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Jason Not Evil @jasonnotevil.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

"Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen is my favorite song about all you can eat shrimp at Sizzler

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

Biblically speaking… The pronouns were: hebrews/shebrews/thembrews.

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Mr.Carter2 @carter23.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

Only psychos eat their fries with a fork

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Mr.Carter2 @carter23.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

Look if you ever see me in restaurant eating a salad...I've been kidnapped and this is my signal for help

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

An assasin who's only weapon is blowing the cover off the straw really hard.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

me: *gets something in my eye* brain: put your finger in there too

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Me, sleepless at 3 am: Do I even have what New Kids on the Block called the Right Stuff?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

If I had a time machine I’d grab a gun and go back and shoot anything trying to evolve from sea to land

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

If you tell me you liked country music before Beyoncé imma look at you like a dirty hipster. Go back to Portland!

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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 05/06/2024

every four to six weeks. (for work) I have a punch card and this one's free lmao I'm doing IPL at home, but it's Slow.

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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 05/06/2024

ice and wine, I'll be fine😎

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

As a dad I believe it’s my duty to embarrass my kids every chance I get, whether it’s with bad dad dancing at family weddings, telling funny stories about them to their friends, or pointing to them as public proof that someone has had the sex with me at least 3 times.

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Yes I am ashamed of the smell

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

Biden is apparently hardcore committed to consistently choosing the solution that pisses off both sides

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Mr.Carter2 @carter23.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

I never count favors...just make sure you got me like I got you

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Mr.Carter2 @carter23.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

if Netflix has one more price hike I'm dusting off the DVD player

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Mr.Carter2 @carter23.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Look nobody wants to hear about your diet.... just shut up eat your rice cakes, and be sad

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Mr.Carter2 @carter23.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Co-worker: Why are you crying are you sad?? Me: I'm crying cause I want to punch you in the face but can't

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

Feeling pretty sexy (discarding my healthy snack for a can of ravioli at 4 p.m.)

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Look, if I say that's not a good place to lay an egg, just trust I'm looking out for you

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

I'm no expert, but I think eating cold chicken over the kitchen sink at four in the morning is a pretty healthy coping mechanism

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

No please mister motorcycle guy turn up that wonderful country music so we can all enjoy it here waiting at the red light

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Survival Tip: If you see a bear, DO NOT PANIC! See if any of its cubs are nearby. Pick up as many cubs as you can carry. Bears will not attack anyone holding their cubs.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/06/2024