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Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike is alive and being treated in hospital after two lethal injections were administered and her execution failed. I don’t know this persons story or whatever but is there a way to put a kalshi bet on her ? I got a hundred bucks that says she’s the Highlander.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 17h

I have a rabbit and I also like baked chickpeas. You can see my dilemma

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 22h

Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21h

Bluesky is like that old shitty car your buddy has and won't get rid of. Like "Yeah sometimes the images don't work and occasionally it will just wiggle back and forth a bunch but you know it's a classic"

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love pumpkin spice because it annoys you

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 21h

Attention : I have officially signed a document that says we all have to call it “super flavoring” now.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AI Companies : We will totally murder your family with robots if you don’t make it illegal to murder your family with robots.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bought a $12 lemon meringue pie for $2 because the lid was dented. Seems like someone may have dented 5 more pie lids. See you tomorrow, my 6 for 1 friends.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What they don’t want you to know. #buttearth

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Many people have been persecuted for their beliefs over the course of human history so I’m gonna risk it all by telling you that I believe provolone adds zero value to a sandwich.

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Jack Bogdanski @bojack54.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dead Kennedy Center

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Going to change my name to Potential Scam so that I don’t have to talk to people in the phone anymore.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel the same way about this president that I do about oak. Hard pass unless he’s quarter sawn.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like how we're asking AI to do healthcare research and its like oh sorry I also had to hack your grandmother's pacemaker. She will now live to be 400.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Registered as a wine reviewer and am leaving “has notes of grapes and alcohol. 5 stars” on every wine.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saw a single pound of ground beef in the store today for $25 and just laughed. We’re gonna get such awesome compost at the city. Nobody is buying that.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You would think that people in very expensive cars would be making great choices in the road, but that’s somehow never the case.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Come to San Diego, California where you saw that everyone went to “The Taco Stand” and 100% of them are also not from here.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anybody ever actually weigh a quarter pounder? I bet you were getting jerked around on this weight situation.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Very glad that we have cleared up whether or not all the FBI agents that have been having intercourse with farm animals should or should not be able to keep their jobs. I’d hate to lose 70% of the workforce.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If there are going to be killer robots, I’d prefer that they were Canadian killer robots. *robot voice* yeah eyyy yer gonna get vaporized and we’re gonna turn yer bones inta looneys eyy

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Do you guys trust me? If so, then dill pickle Pringles and a “grocery store nice” Chardonnay is a whole vibe.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Life Alert should make the sound of Sonic losing his rings when someone falls

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I busted out my ancient catchers mask/helmet, chest protector and shin protectors and let my kids hit me with wiffle bats last night. The kids loved it, but it dawned on me just now "Did the neighbors see?". Oh well, sunk cost now

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Brits today : 11/9. Forget Never.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am “I’m not a slob, I just have to go to a lot of meetings and this city is confusing and those thoudand crumpled up pieces of paper in my car are orevious Mapquest directions” years old.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

"Mr. President, you did 9/11."

Andrew Card whispering, "America is under attack" into Bush's ear

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

An iPhone that only plays U2. If you try to play another band, paratrooping leprechauns take you hostage.

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They should invent a dish soap that tastes good

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Panicked while making dinner tonight, and well, one tortilla just didn’t make it.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me, looking mildly confused but feigning confidence in a room full of park rangers : Yes yes I did mean to sign up for the ranger management course. My wife really wants me to manage my rangers.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

you have a bum ticker and that sounds serious please take the clock out of your butt

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A phone you keep unfolding until you can live in it with all your friends and memories and wishlists

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Machines have instructions. Constant creativity is how you beat the machine my friends.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The happiest day in a kombucha influencer's life is when they buy their first yurt. The second happiest day is when they sell it.

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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Washington, Washington Six foot eight Weighs a fucking ton

Meme of George Washington with text overlaid: Benjamin...

get the musket

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think I need to go to Tacos Anonynous.

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Due to the price of beef, I have decided to eat catalytic converters instead.

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

An app where a list is kept of when your parents call you and then an ai calls them back and talks about whatever they’re calling about. We call it boomer rang.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’ve never punched a hole in drywall but one time I was wrestling a punk ass cooper’s apprentice and he came at me with his drawknife and I stumbled over a book of psalms and my ass cheeks pressed into the new mortar of a daubed wall

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Snakes like me for me, not cuz I smell like mouse piss

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Don't ever let anyone tell you where your wires go. You've got the perfect maze of loops and decoys already please believe me, I work in IT. I'm also a life coach and also also a minotaur

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

genx now using mychart like boomers use facebook

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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

PSA - sharks don’t attack people as part of their normal behavior, and everything you’ve been told about them is wrong. Also, when they accidentally do bite a person, the reason they don’t eat you because you taste bad. And yes I mean you specifically. The sharks are all talking about it.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

To whoever wrote "vagina repellent" on my pokemon backpack I will find you

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026

sporks imply the existence of foons

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