Reposted by al-boo-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 10hwe disavow all of the cancelled bluesky elders 726724 267
Reposted by al-booaric @aghastronaut.com · 7h[driving home from the office with Teslas fucking doing flips all around me like salmon swimming upstream] 1569 56
Reposted by al-booBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10h🎵 Tommy can you hear me? Can you feel me crush you? Tommy can you see me? Guess it’s time to flush you Ooooh Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy 🎵 1530018 300
Reposted by al-booMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10hi disavowed your mom last night 311282178 1.3K
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10hbut do you disavow notorious terrorist org, the greasers? 0221 22
Reposted by al-booFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/10/2026watching a millennial use instagram and having a panic attack 0256 25
Reposted by al-booOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I need someone with big dick energy to put his dick into me 1519418 194
Reposted by al-booMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/10/2026This woman at the gym just jumped on her partners back and he did pull ups. I can legally sue for having to watch this, right? 1814725 147
Reposted by al-boochelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 17/10/2026sometimes i hit like on my mutuals' posts even when i don't get the reference because i support them 1675 67
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026“this twinkie would kill a victorian child” no it wouldn’t. a victorian child would love that shit, that’s all he would eat for the rest of his short, diabetes life 0342 34
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026i’m beginning to question the generational talent that is arch manning lol 140 4
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026texas deserves sark for one more year at least too 040 4
Reposted by al-boo☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 17/10/2026wait i havent been keeping up with this do people seriously think the flying car stunt is a real product 3533914 339
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026you can block the two doofuses who jack each other off all day, you can be free 511811 118
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026you can block the two doofuses who jack each other off all day, you can be free 511811 118
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026why would you spend your precious posting time trying to argue with the dudes who can’t get off unless someone is arguing with them 0450 45
Reposted by al-booJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/10/2026People frown on demon possession, but then can’t name a quicker way to learn Latin 13747188 747
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026still recovering from the idea that people saw that fake ass tesla flying and thought it was real 3876 87
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026still recovering from the idea that people saw that fake ass tesla flying and thought it was real 3876 87
Reposted by al-boopork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/10/2026you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platformjustice.gov 291962427 2K
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026from the man who brought you “exploding car and exploding rocket” we are proud to introduce “exploding rocket-car”! 0515 51
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026from the man who brought you “exploding car and exploding rocket” we are proud to introduce “exploding rocket-car”! 0515 51
Reposted by al-boohappy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026if I had 30k bucks I'd buy one super long noodle and eat it for a year 4413 41
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026huge poise damage but looks stupid as hell 020 2
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026two-handing my phone for a 1.5x posting buff 2476 47
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026two-handing my phone for a 1.5x posting buff 2476 47
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026“hi it’s really busy in here would you mind if i shared your table?” me: cash gas or ass 0235 23
Reposted by al-booFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/10/2026jar_jar_blowjob.bmp 616424 164
Reposted by al-booal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/04/2026i wish it hadn’t come to this but circumstances have convinced me to officially announce i will participating in a posting filibuster for the next 25 hours, breaking cory bookers record btw. 720625 206
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026lowkey kinda offended this guy didn’t do this fed posting shit on my posts 0110 11
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026every now and then you gotta post about cocks cum and farts to scare off the weak of will and impure of heart 58315 83
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026he’s a 10 but his nut taste like jelly belly™️ buttered popcorn flavor jelly beans 3273 27
Reposted by al-boosky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026me to a person at the park: Hello me to a goose at the park: Hellonk 845578 455
Reposted by al-boorebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I should have stayed deactivated then I wouldn't have had to read this 191 9
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026same except it’s my 100th attempt to kill malenia 140 4
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/10/20262 hours, or as i call it the tactical few minutes 120 2
al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026the tactical “resting my eyes for a few mins” 150 5
Reposted by al-boo🌑 @fell.energy · 07/05/2026aaron rodericks keeps salami in his wallet to make sure all his cards and bills stay extra greasy 0775 77