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al-boo

@captainacabairbud.myatproto.social
21.8K followers 942 following 23.6K posts

not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 10h
we disavow all of the cancelled bluesky elders
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 7h
[driving home from the office with Teslas fucking doing flips all around me like salmon swimming upstream]
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10h
🎵 Tommy can you hear me? Can you feel me crush you? Tommy can you see me? Guess it’s time to flush you Ooooh Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy 🎵
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10h
i disavowed your mom last night
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10h
but do you disavow notorious terrorist org, the greasers?
the greasers from catdog; three dogs who are bullies  the leader is a small poodle. they are scary
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/10/2026
watching a millennial use instagram and having a panic attack
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I need someone with big dick energy to put his dick into me
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18/10/2026
it’s 10:45 pm
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
This woman at the gym just jumped on her partners back and he did pull ups. I can legally sue for having to watch this, right?
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
sometimes i hit like on my mutuals' posts even when i don't get the reference because i support them
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
“this twinkie would kill a victorian child” no it wouldn’t. a victorian child would love that shit, that’s all he would eat for the rest of his short, diabetes life
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
i’m beginning to question the generational talent that is arch manning lol
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
texas deserves sark for one more year at least too
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
wait i havent been keeping up with this do people seriously think the flying car stunt is a real product
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
you can block the two doofuses who jack each other off all day, you can be free
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
you can block the two doofuses who jack each other off all day, you can be free
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
it’s the most important one
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
why would you spend your precious posting time trying to argue with the dudes who can’t get off unless someone is arguing with them
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
People frown on demon possession, but then can’t name a quicker way to learn Latin
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
interesting idea
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
still recovering from the idea that people saw that fake ass tesla flying and thought it was real
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
still recovering from the idea that people saw that fake ass tesla flying and thought it was real
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
walter white ass head
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/10/2026
you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform
justice.gov
 
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
from the man who brought you “exploding car and exploding rocket” we are proud to introduce “exploding rocket-car”!
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
from the man who brought you “exploding car and exploding rocket” we are proud to introduce “exploding rocket-car”!
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
if I had 30k bucks I'd buy one super long noodle and eat it for a year
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
huge poise damage but looks stupid as hell
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
two-handing my phone for a 1.5x posting buff
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
two-handing my phone for a 1.5x posting buff
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
“hi it’s really busy in here would you mind if i shared your table?” me: cash gas or ass
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/10/2026
jar_jar_blowjob.bmp
a sign looking over the ocean that says mizen head
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
i was so close with this one
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/04/2026
i wish it hadn’t come to this but circumstances have convinced me to officially announce i will participating in a posting filibuster for the next 25 hours, breaking cory bookers record btw.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
the spell has taken full effect
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
lowkey kinda offended this guy didn’t do this fed posting shit on my posts
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
every now and then you gotta post about cocks cum and farts to scare off the weak of will and impure of heart
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
he’s a 10 but his nut taste like jelly belly™️ buttered popcorn flavor jelly beans
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
cock flavored condoms
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me to a person at the park: Hello me to a goose at the park: Hellonk
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
thank you for the endorsement 🥲
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I should have stayed deactivated then I wouldn't have had to read this
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
scratch n sniff boxers
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
same except it’s my 100th attempt to kill malenia
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
looks like *someone* never got gud
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@notabigjerk im not falling for that hot take thats clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
you dropped this 🎤
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
2 hours, or as i call it the tactical few minutes
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
the tactical “resting my eyes for a few mins”
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🌑 @fell.energy · 07/05/2026
aaron rodericks keeps salami in his wallet to make sure all his cards and bills stay extra greasy
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