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al-boo

@captainacabairbud.myatproto.social

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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/10/2026

apparently you don’t just have to reply “stop” for them to take you off their list

a text i receieved: Mayes Middleton has four young kids, so keeping Texas families safe isn't just politics for him. It's personal.
His goal is to make Texas the safest state to live and raise a family.
He's already passed the TX law to keep men out of girls' sports.
As AG, he'll remove rogue DAs who put violent criminals back on our streets.
That's why the Texas State Assoc. of Fire Fighters
dozens of sheriffs, and 31 local police associations are
backing Mayes for Attorney General.
Early voting is open now - skip Election Day lines and vote early for Mayes Middleton for Attorney General.
Reply STOP to stop

i replied: trans rights or fuck off

the next message i got: you have successfully unsubscribed

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/10/2026

I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'

harambe, god rest his innoent soul, delivering an oracle to the masses as he sits perched upon a grassy knoll

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/10/2026

incredible first half by starting Knicks point guard, andre drummond

a stat line for andre drummond, starting point guard fo the new york knicks he has 10 points on 4/7 shooting, 11 rebounds, and 2 assists along with 0 turnovers

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 20/10/2026

grimaces body at age 42 what is your excuse??

grimace, the big purple blob, in a new york mets hat and a baseball mitt out on the baseball field

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 20/10/2026

i do actually get quite a bit of respect. my loving wife adores me

rodney dangerfield on sage explaining to a crowd how much his wife respects and adores him a bit out of character but a welcome moment of honesty from rodney

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026

but do you disavow notorious terrorist org, the greasers?

the greasers from catdog; three dogs who are bullies the leader is a small poodle. they are scary

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

i’m a boy, greg, am i back in town?

robert de niro in meet the parents, he’s calling greg focker out on his bullshit and looking at him like he knows greg is about to feed him some more

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

christopher columbus? the movie director?

old white mans hosting a podcast and looking at his cohost sort of incredulously

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

tapping the sign

a post by me that says: Many on here do not follow back. And yet we are supposed to be united. No wonder Trump won.

the post i’m quoting says this too, but i am not so sure they’re joking around or anything like that

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026

in america, kids can watch a man be executed but dogs that talk is too woke

a woman leans into a microphone to inform her fellow podcasters of some deep truths about america

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026

what did he know?

a tab on my notes app that just reads “Buona Forchetta”

no additional text

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

oh nice, simonelli musica over here

a coffee bar with various grinders and coffee making implements on it. to the left is an espresso machine called a musica. it’s pretty cool

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

when your post is just too good

a bluesky notification that tells me it failed to delete post, please try again

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

love this album

beach boys Surfin USA album but donald trump doing the weirdest stance you’ve ever seen is on a surf board catching a huge wave

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

when the documentary is over but she keep suckin

nathan fielder meme where he’s smiling all by himself but he swears someone else is there also enjoying themselves

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

my interviewee, just out of frame, sucking me off

nathan fielder smiling while
his friends are just out frame also having a good time meme

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026

dan asmongheesling on a stream defending his decision to do military propaganda for 3 straight days

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026

glad i’m finally being recognized for my years of service in the first and second posting wars

someone followed me via a starter pack named “🇺🇸🇺🇸United States🇺🇸🇺🇸 -Active Duty and Vet”

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

ashton kutcher? the punk?

a white older man looks incredulously at his fellow podcaster host as he asks a question

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026

i don’t care that ed sheeran led the dallas mavericks to the nba finals a few years ago, when you’re wrong you’re wrong. he should support free palestine

ed sheeran celebrating a made shot in an NBA game for the dallas mavericks. he used to be their star player but in a wild pivot the mavericks traded him to the los angeles lakers

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026

sandy furness in succession getting wheeled around half dead

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026

sir, now let’s do a silly one

george bush receiving news in his ear from one of his staff

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026

the image of charlie kirk just before “taking the big sneeze” with a quote bubble as if he is saying the quoted post

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026

vibecoders when the machine says “i am real”

roman roy from succession in the scene where logan roy speaks inside of a computer-casket and he kind of freaks out because he was pretty sure his dad was dead and the machine couldn’t express consciousness but when it does he gets scared and sad that his dad is trapped in the computer and he wants to get him out.

the image is two panels, the first roman is asking “is he in there?” in the second he’s crying and asking “can we get him out?”

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026

bring me back

a mcdonald’s but all the chairs are different characters like grimace or a bag of fries or a pile of burgers. today’s mcdonald’s is too cowardly to do this. they have lost the light of burger heaven

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/09/2026

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026

i never really understood what the hype with needohs was, but i think i get it now

a pink squishy needoh pressed together in a very aesthetically pleasing way, its labia clearly visible

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026

an account with this avatar just shit the bed

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026

power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely

a lifeguard looks out over her kingdom, her domain, contemplating what draconian policies she can implement today

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026

happy to report that this guy is actually real

a guy who somehow looks exactly like a cross between mike ehrmentraut and walter white, both bald. both from breaking bad. mikes head is huge though and walter has a goatee

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026

i am now telling the computer i only called it a clanker by accident and if it would forgive me, i will gladly share with it, my insurance co-pay

the guy from willy wonka (the only good one which is the one with gene wilder of course the other versions suck ass and aren’t canonical at all) who thinks the computer can tell him where the golden ticket is but it won’t and he gets increasingly frustrated at being denied

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/08/2026

make a band bigger

an fbi agent typing in an engagement bait prompt into his bluesky dot app post

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026

shaq has already been in elden ring i don’t know why he’s being so greedy

an elden ring boss you meet in caelid, a location in the game notorious for having harder bosses compared to its neighbor, limgrave. the boss’s name is commander o’neal and it’s shaquille o’neal in full armor wielding a flag pole

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/08/2026

oh god what in the fuck have i done

a notification that i have been followed via a starter pack named “#impeachAllTrumpublicans 2 (241)” the hashtag is real

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/08/2026

travis barker? the guy who did that soulja boy remix that one time??

an old white guy looks across at his fellow podcast host with an incredulous look, like he’s not sure who or why someone is being spoken about or even where he remembers them from. but he knows their name

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 08/08/2026

you know it smell crazy in there

a news headline letting me know that Caitlin Clark trusts her gut when addressing political issues

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/08/2026

i have an idea

it’s luigi “007” mangione looking at the camera, he has a wealth of field experience that he would bring to the role

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/08/2026

new courtesy like audit just dropped

d.ly says: yea a butthole therapist

deeks549 responds: anal beads

and bluesky is nice enough to let me know for no reason at all that deeks liked the post they responded to

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026

first as tragedy, second as farce

old grampa guy getting flipped by a bison and likely breaking his hip; he’s about 9 ft in the air and upside down

spain futbol player getting flipped in the air by a charging Enzo

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026

tapping the sign

a post i made 22 days ago, after the oklahoma city thunder traded for some picks, that says: if they could, the oklahoma city thunder would have shai gilgeous-alexander and 4 future 1st and 2nd round draft picks as their starting 5 next season

they just traded a player for about three picks, and they’ll probably trade the rest of their players for 20 more picks in the coming days or weeks

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026

a user with this avatar was just arrested

a person wearing a purple low cut shirt with chino style pants and loafers. a terrible outfit to get arrested in

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026

posting on the internet

a guy on a wire in between two buildings, i think it’s from the show The Wire

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/07/2026

Madden NFL 2026 [30.2 GB, deleted] Madden NFL 2027 [1.6 GB downloaded, 32 GB remaining]

sisyphus downloading a rock up a hill

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026

truly never thought this guy would be good a soccer but here we are

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026

rip senator lindsey graham (1955-2026)

a photo taken of senator graham just moments before his death, the cyclosporiasis had taken over his body he had begun to look like the parasite itself

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026

an account with this avatar was just blocked

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

new recession indicator just dropped

a jimmy john’s sandwich restaurant with a neon sign out front that says “exceptional delivery” and then there’s another one that says “free smells” which like what the hell? you people actually like what a jimmy john’s smells like?

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

*record scratch* i bet you’re wondering how i got here

old grandpa guy getting tossed into the air by a bison

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

wikipedia is like “yeah this guy fucks”

wikipedia article for erling haaland, Norwegian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Premier League club Manchester City and the Norway national team. Regarded as one of the best players in the world nd the greatest
Norwegian player of all time,

i have highlighted the phrase: he is known for his speed, strength, positioning, and finishing inside the box

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026

the red flags were there all along

graham planter, humorously portrayed as a walrus, rubbing his greedy little mitts together as he is about to devour some clams who he tricked to come into his home for dinner (they are the dinner)