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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 8h

Cancel cancel cancel culture culture.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20h

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 21h

They should write a Batman story that’s really boring and has no stakes. Maybe Batman just sits reading “The End of Policing” in silence for 12 issues, nodding his head so we know he’s internalizing it.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t think Penguin would do that

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m reading No Country for Old Men and I like the Coen Brothers adapted the gas station scene verbatim except for the part where a Chigurh calls the guy “cracker.”

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s crazy that the Russo Brothers made Jonathan Majors do all that. Masterful gambit.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This thread 🧵 👇 Animals from the movie “Sing” that I would eat if given the opportunity.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dragula is actually the number one song in America

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saw Primetime, you guys can go ahead and discourse about it now.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

break your backbones, my boys

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love how the Onion Robert Pattinson interview mostly just sounds like things he would actually say in a real interview.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chris Hansen: You see how this looks, right? Other guy staring at the magic eye poster: Yeah it’s an elephant.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Okay but can the parent I bring with me to job interviews have an iced coffee?

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guy who thinks videos getting demonetized on YouTube is a pressing political issue that congress needs to address.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i don't care if they meow if they can fly the goddamn plane

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🅱️askerville @baskerville.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“You must complete your annual compliance training.”

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gaining unauthorized access to the public-facing Medicare statistics portal is actually an extremely serious cultural taboo in Australia. It goes against the traditional concept of 犯罪, or “law.”

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Five year-old: “Knock knock.” Me: “Who’s there?” “The Dude Man.” “The Dude Man who?” “The Dude Man is going to eat your whole body!” (Cackles)

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gen Alpha really only has two names. All the boys are named “Brayden.” All the girls are named “Aaliyah.” The non-binary ones are mostly choosing unpronounceable symbols from Tomes that should not have been written (which I support btw).

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Godzilla goes on the 10:00 PM ghost tour in this one.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The pro-Al Qaeda country song that Adult Swim wouldn’t let Eric Andre air.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Welcome to the resistance… Melania?

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is barbaric. Fire him if you have to, but this is too far.

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Kara N. Slade @karanslade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Time for the second day of the House of Bishops AI committee meeting! This icon is called "The Creation of Physics." it's a very cool reminder that not one thing came into being without the Word. Time, numbers, and the laws of physics are all creatures of God.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

withdrawing my previous support for Zohran Mamdani.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One of the reasons ClassDojo is so popular is that the interface is completely different for teacher and parents. If you’re a teacher, it’s super clean and unobtrusive. If you’re a parent, it’s a micro transaction hellscape designed to get you to buy Horse Armor for your kid.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gamers should not have to pay taxes.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bought a game bundle and ended up with an extra Steam key for Dread Delusion, a rad little weird fantasy game in a super distinct world with clear Morrowind inspirations. Free to the first person to ask for it, loved this game.

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t understand why people don’t go to jail for this. If I make a Rube Goldberg machine that shoots you in the kneecap I don’t get to go “it’s crazy what this machine did on its own, there’s no way to punish anyone for this.”

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Teachers shouldn’t have to have theater kids in the period after theater class. There should be a separate quarantine period for them where they sit alone in the rooms from Bladerunner 2049 and calm down.

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