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Dylan “ZDW2 Shaping Up” Sanchez

@captain-ventris.itch.io
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Queer enby author, Doom enthusiast, big ole’ nerd. Any pronouns. Currently working on The Garden of Order book trilogy, and the UZDoom mod ZDoom Wars 2. Streams weekly on youtube: youtube.com/@captventris?si=k30Hb9n…

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11m
Hamburger ..... KILL YOURSELF Cheeseburger ..... KILL YOURSELF Big Mac ..... KILL YOURSELF Quarter Pounder ..... KILL YOURSELF Smiles ..... KILL YOURSELF
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 31m
Infinite personalized music on Suno means I get to spend less time trying to find something to listen to, and dedicate more time to being a massive piece of shit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18m
Sir you should rename data centers TRUMP centers. They should emit a sinister glow and a deafening screeching sound at all times. Local communities should be required to sacrifice an innocent life to them. For your glory sir. It'll help with the election
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 6h
The indifference is not just at Cornell; our country knowingly elected a sexual predator… twice! There are so many examples of how our culture programs young men to be this way. We have social media platforms amplifying violent misogyny. Rarely are there ever consequences for any of it.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 7h
anyway, if dems brought Nader in before he's on the ballot or made an effort to court Nader voters, there might be room to complain. but if a candidate gets votes by appealing to a segment of the political spectrum that you won't touch and in fact scoff at, then in what world are those your votes?
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 6h
thinking about Shakespeare's sonnets about immortality and realizing how weird it is that the AI cult believes in the idea of preserving human consciousnesses while actively destroying the only technology we currently have to do that: Art
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 6h
Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 6h
The problem I have with so many AI evangelists is they are fundamentally anti-human
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18h
tracking the Ring
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 21h
lol
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 4h
making a horse drink water at gunpoint
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry I'm late boss, a rogue ai agent made me a lil sleepy head
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
maxine waters should've finished the job
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 4h
With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 4h
then i got on the hammersmith & city line
A poster on the tube that says

POSTHOG
PERMISSIOONS SKIPPED DANGEROUSLY
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 4h
walking to farringdon, i thought i’d seen the most bsky thing i’d see today
A shopfront with the name ASSMAN written in white on the glass, and then below, in a mock-pen font, ALL YOUR WORKSPACE NEEDS also written on the glass. Behind it you can see a neon red sign that says ASSMAN
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merritt @merrittk.com · 4h
hello. i am the creator of relatively well-liked niche social media website. i despise the teeming masses of freaks that make up my user base. it could be a great website if i could only ban everyone from it
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 3h
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h
the innards of liberty biberty are like uni and easy to harvest
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 15h
Magical creatures don’t exist, eh? Roughly 400 million years ago, before the birth of trees, there were giant mystery cones called “Prototaxites,” which grew nearly 30 feet tall. We literally have no idea what they were. Plant: no Mushroom: no Animal: no Tell me this isn’t a little bit magic
Sunset with giant mystery cones Prototaxites https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/prototaxites-fossil-explained-why-this-prehistoric-colossus-still-baffles-scientists-1773173
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 4h
The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h
danny devito as the penguin
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h
is there a patron saint of deep vein thrombosis
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Ani Bundel @anibundel.com · 19h
Muse Can See Everything
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 5h
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 3h
i dont think people deluded themselves really…they were told by republicans that “mass deportation” was criminals and the media didnt fact check and democrats moved right on the issue there was no alternative offered to mass deportation, no one even argued against it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21h
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 3h
Don’t eat that chicken soup! That was for the soul!
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 2h
If you're trying to "solve art" you're either incredibly stupid or incredibly evil. Art isn't a problem, it's a solution
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 5h
Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
holy shit
Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios
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m @mjjii.com · 5h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1h
"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass:
orange egyptian tabi socks from 300-500ce
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1h
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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Brianna Townsend @brianna.town · 1h
Hop Well is a game about playing Tetris wrong and fast Full input bindings for keyboard & gamepad as well as downloadable versions for linux and mac! Play free on itch! britown.itch.io/hopwell Or download the offline PWA from brianna.town/hopwell/ #tetris
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 6h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Avtomat Kalashnikova @kalashnikov47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have you ever heard of Exploding Lips, a weird and obscure first-person shooter from the late 90's, or early 2000? For many years, only the demo version circulated around the internet, and the full version of the game was considered lost, until now.
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Dylan “ZDW2 Shaping Up” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 12h
Pronouncing “gyro” as “kee-roh” without explanation
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 12h
squidward in a darkened room, looking out the window at spongebob and his best friend having fun outside
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13h
Good news, I cured the problems we've been having
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h
if i'm michael tracey, every now and then i'd be pretending there's a rapist who i don't like, or at least don't like as much as a lot of the other ones
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ZDoom Wars 2 @zdoomwars2.bsky.social · 13h
Had a big ole’ testing session. It’s a good game, people. The Demo 1.1 update is going to hit like a cruise missile, it’s gonna be so fucking good. Played 1.75 hours of games and it just works great. Really fun, people, I mean it!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 17h
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20h
more like stupid intelligence gotem
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 16h
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15h
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15h
- crungle - effluvious - mucilaginously - crunglescent
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