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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez

@captain-ventris.itch.io
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Queer enby author, Doom enthusiast, big ole’ nerd. Pronouns are “don’t ask me to care”. Working on The Garden of Order book trilogy, and the UZDoom mod ZDoom Wars 2. Streams weekly on youtube: youtube.com/@captventris?si=k30Hb9n…

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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 16m
And live! www.youtube.com/live/YcFTZ0o...
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Dawn of Age of War Mythology: Definitively Retold Edition
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 38m
This is Eureka Springs “Little Switzerland of the Ozarks”
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 1h
In 1 hour! More RTS action! www.youtube.com/live/YcFTZ0o...
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🦁 FunkyLion 'Yuyake' 🦁 @funkylion.bsky.social · 3h
Getting tired of untested vibecoded ports that are just buggy and because no experienced coders are around, they can't fix it? Never fear, as I have listed decomps and recomps done by actual people and it will continue expanding! If you know any, lemme know!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 1h
sure they're just illegally cutting lawfully appropriated funding to vital science research and stuff but at least we are getting weird television ads where an insanely racist old man says something about globalists for that money instead
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 1h
I’m in Texas and therefore have to use a VPN to avoid uploading my face, so I get to say y’all all I want damnit
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 2h
Less than two hours! Age of Mythology and Dawn of War! Ra and the Sisters of Battle! www.youtube.com/live/YcFTZ0o...
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 2h
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 2h
So that little dog-lady I saw yesterderday, the one I walked around and found her owners, I saw her out on the street again today. I think she's running some kind of shady scam but I can't tell what her angle is yet. You're fucking with the wrong person who walks around, shady dog. Fool me once...
A tiny dog, possibly criminal
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 2h
God but her face is so good for looking at purposes
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 2h
hey baby wanna head back to my place and play as meeper from the 2002 academy award winner best animated short film "the chubbchubbs"
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 2h
Ultimate evolution of the sitcom husband
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 20h
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 3h
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 3h
Couples costume idea: A time traveler giving a dorito to a medieval peasant
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 3h
Okay, did a run-through of my Ra build order. Forgot how weird Egypt is: They only need wood for archers. All buildings cost only gold, and drop off points are free. Your Pharaoh empowers drop off points to increase resource flow. Very weird faction. Love e’m, though.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4h
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 4h
MOUTHFEEL in black metal font
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What beautiful creatures we have found in the bog! What lovely songs they sing." A painting I did for the folk horror TTRPG "The Woods at Blight's Hollow" I co-created with Oli Jeffery, now available for pre-order 🧜‍♀️
Two gaunt, feminine humanoid creatures with luminescent skin and mermaid tails, each sporting 6 glowing eyes in alien looking heads. They sit in repose in a pond with glowing, shimmering water, in the woods at night. In the distance you can see a light in the window of a lone wooden cabin.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 4h
Anyway, a movie culture without the possibility of insane overpriced whiffs will be a less healthy movie culture, and I'll eat these words the day that I can say that David Ellison has taken at least three big creative gambles, but I'm not holding my breath. x
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 4h
Owl Raid Boss
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 6h
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 5h
Debate is for Greek philosophers with no jobs. You don’t debate me and my friends’ rights. Fuck you.
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 5h
“Genuine concerns,” inasmuch as they exist and are worthy of “debate,” are rather drowned out by JK Rowling’s attempts to genocide us.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 5h
A sip of limoncello is called a limonviolin
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 8h
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 6h
TONIGHT! I try out Ra as Egypt, and then more Sisters of Battle! www.youtube.com/live/YcFTZ0o...
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towntaker.bsky.social @towntaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You say you love cheese, but do you love it as much as these folks?
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 7h
so often the stupid personal essay de jure is a flagrant case of "that's an inside thought, mama. that's for your journal"
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 16h
some of the screenshots from the store, showcasing the textures in use (in quake)
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 6h
Oh there’s an interactive one that works
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 6h
Damnit, can’t find the well-annotated version of that chart ranking the greatest generals in history. Data scientists did all the baseball math and had a lovely chart. Ughhhh
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ceej @ceej.online · 6h
ME: So that’s the full list, basically. If you get started now you can prevent millions of deaths and achieve world peace by 2015. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: Got it. For sure. And just confirming— ME: Yes. In the future you can watch cartoons any time of day. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: (raising the roof) Cowabunga!
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 7h
it's really funny that the pope can just be like "god told me AI is for babies"
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13h
#DayofDredd
Best of 2000ad cover drawn by me. From the point of view of someone on the floor, holding their hands in front of them (one of which is a robotic replacement), Judges Anderson and Dredd stand over the viewer and point their guns towards them.  Behind the judges, we can see lots of huge tower blocks.
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 7h
In Albuquerque, it’s time for Balloon Fiesta. Every year there’s multiple days of flying hundreds of hot air balloons. They’ll end up draped across power lines and shit, it’s absolute chaos and it rules.
A zillion hot air balloons taking off
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 7h
I should call her ...
Hunh? A keyhole here? It says, "Slime Keyhole."
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ᚅᚓᚃ ᚆᚐᚔᚏᚇᚑ ᚃᚆᚑ ᚇᚔᚄ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 8h
"There are people with genuine concerns, and they need to be discussed. Where is the debate?" Seriously, in the year 2026? "Where's the debate" Russell? Do you just never read a newspaper or open a website?
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‘One person turned up at my house’: Russell T Davies on fierce fandom, finding love after grief - and the fear that drives him to keep a knife by the door
He’s the titan of TV who revived a flatlined Doctor Who and turned British queer life into jaw-dropping drama. But the screenwriter’s groundbreaking writing has sometimes made him a target of hate – f...
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 7h
which are the best feast days on which to meet a comely wyfe?
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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 7h
I’m at it again. I have zero idea about modern fantasy trends so I’m just going off gut instinct for what seems like a fun contrast to write. “Feudal fantasy that kind of hates men” is being very cathartic to me.
     “We have a call,” Sinliu said without way of preamble.
     “Aye, ma’am, on my way.”
     Jansa slammed her mug down for good measure, rose to her full, enormous height, and left the tavern. Sinliu allowed herself a small smile at the pile of defeated men on the floor.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 12h
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11h
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 13h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 12h
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17h
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions.
Aten installed Muse on both his iPhone and a Mac mini that he uses to test out various Al agents and tech. It took Meta a single day to begin "helpfully" pitching article ideas based on texts he'd sent to a podcast co-host.
When he asked Muse how it got the information, it said that it read banners from incoming texts. But that's not true, either.
After doing a little digging, Aten says Muse synced 187,000 lines from his Messages database, despite Full Disk Access being Off.Unless Aten is the most popular person on the face of the planet, I sincerely doubt he'd gotten 187,000 lines of text in roughly 24 hours. What happened is that, without permission, Muse went into the app and downloaded the information.
He had not given Muse permission to access Messages, and full disk access was not enabled. It just went ahead and uploaded those texts anyway.
Muse can take "unexpected actions" indeed.
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 21h
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10h
My total time working in concrete added up to about 10 months. It left me with carpal tunnel syndrome, a back injury, and a bunch of the skin ripped off my left arm from a supervisor's easily avoidable error. I loved it, learned a ton from it, but I'd be on my way to an early grave if I'd stayed in.
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