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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun

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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.

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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 1h
Chief among them being fühererprinzip
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 1h
oh good i was hoping he wouldn't be 100 percent. don't want to have too much of an advantage
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 4h
Historians now believe I was some sort of duck creature
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 1h
What’s your favorite gif?
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 1h
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1h
Four-byline alert: “.. Meta claimed that $4.1 billion of stock options exercised by Mr. Zuckerberg counted as a research expense ..” @nytimes.com $META www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t...
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 11h
Club bangers and murder ballads.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1h
He’s squeezing that ball and dreaming of Noem’s husband’s bosoms.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 1h
“I just get so angwy with the mean mean pwess weporters! You wouldn’t like me when I’m angwy.”
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 1h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1h
Here’s the set-up:
UK PM BURNHAM ON FAIRFORD AIR BASE INCIDENT: STRONG INDICATIONS THAT IRAN PLAYED A PART IN WHAT HAPPENED
OVER THE WEEKENDCall is scheduled to take place between Trump and Netanyahu in the coming hours regarding the FlyDubai incident - Israeli
Channel 14
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key @lefttwix.com · 2h
bro would you even kidnap the sandy claws with me?
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
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Burning Rock and Roll Hand Gesture
ALT: Burning Rock and Roll Hand Gesture
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 2h
There are multiple state and local laws in place meant to limit collaboration between federal immigration agents and local IL cops, CPD included. But as has now been reported on by multiple outlets, local law enforcement in IL has repeatedly assisted ICE anyway.
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Illinois promised to protect immigrants. Local officials helped deport them anyway.
In over a third of Illinois counties, cops, sheriffs, and even prosecutors helped federal immigration agents route at least 150 people into the deportation system since Trump returned to office, despi...
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 3h
In our latest for @unraveledpress.com, @peoplesfabric.bsky.social and I tracked months of ICE using Chicago police parking lots, in defiance of a mayoral executive order barring immigration enforcement operations in city-owned lots. Some of these incidents happened in full view of CPD officers:
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In plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operations
Videos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Why are all these billionaire Nazi sex pests so perpetually moist? Why are they all wet, slicked with fluids, greasy, oleaginous, why do they all have the exact sheen of mucus. What's with the obsession of these freaks for the wetboy aesthetic, the abhorrent slugman aesthetic.
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lsst @mugginstoo.bsky.social · 3h
Tuesday September 29 2026. Recap of QRTRV World News Daily. Romana Didulo's cult members streamed this at 7pm EDT today. #GrifterQueen #CULT #ParasiticScammer
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The biggest, whiniest, richest sex pests on earth are also God's wettest little soldiers. Why so moist?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
Markwayne Mullin makes up the word "frauded"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah and the people in charge are not
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 2h
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 4h
A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now.
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 3h
In an otherwise excellent investigation of a Christian scam called Life Surge, Pablo Torre (Finds Out) & a writer for Mother Jones made the baffling decision to pretend as though Tim Tebow is a wholesome, upstanding man. He's not, and it's dangerous to pretend he is. skepchick.org/2026/09/tim-...
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Tim Tebow’s Christian Scam Shouldn’t Shock You
Breaking news here, folks: an extensive new report from Mother Jones, in conjunction with the podcast “Pablo Torre Finds Out,” has found that thousands of Christians are being sold a terrible lie: …
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2h
If anyone wants to know my thoughts about Cornell, here they are: For the seven, we should bring back public executions. For the administration that made an essay punishment: tarred and feather while being fired. For men out there: Accept boundaries and respect women.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2h
Why's God fucking with my chips
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3h
If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 3h
G'mhrglmph.. Shock, adjust, repeat. ☕
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Matt Pritchett 📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 3h
I’ll take the blame for this one and I’m not even sorry.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 2h
I FUCKING HOPE SO!!!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h
danny devito as the penguin
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 4h
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 3h
me and my online friends: fuck this digusting shit guy at work who only wears polos even though there's no dress code: I love music and my lame family I can't wait to try this
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h
Gulf of Tonkin.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The easy way to remember the difference between millipedes and centipedes: Millipedes are majestic, centipedes are sensual. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQix...
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I Am a Millipede (Song from Charlie the Unicorn 4)
YouTube video by FilmCow
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h
“If it wasn’t for the heroism of Mark Wahlberg and his…umm…Funky Bunch…”
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h
A picture of Charles Darwin with a finger over his mouth-he’s shushing you. He says “I got this”
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 6h
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 5h
Not a great sign when your 12-person private fundraiser includes someone who hates you enough to leak damaging audio
The audio of Mr. Paxton was shared with The Times by an attendee who recorded him speaking at a private fund-raiser in Washington attended by roughly a dozen people. The person, who opposes Mr. Paxton’s campaign and provided the recording to The Times, was granted anonymity because Mr. Paxton’s remarks were private.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h
the private sector didn’t and doesn’t work!!!! nobody likes their fucking insurance! it’s the thing that unites this non-island of misfit states
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 5h
My son’s NICU stay was a million dollars. In the old system. He could be kicked off my insurance for costing them too much money. That’s what this monster wants.
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 5h
You know this means back to lifetime premiums as well.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 5h
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@funeralpig.bsky.social
i will not be spoken to like that by a man who takes gym selfies
4:26 PM • Sep 17, 2026
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Clayton Hove @adtothebone.bsky.social · 5h
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18h
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h
Oh my goddamn…😍
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
★★★ Review "Won $1K playing blackjack (yay!), then backed into a lamp post in the parking lot and didn't want wife to know I was gambling so I said I'd been rear-ended on the highway but then she found the receipt from the casino and moved to her sisters (boo)." Clancy S., Davenport, IA
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TheLeoTerrell'sStankyTaint @leosstankytaint.bsky.social · 5h
Parents - it is all fun and games until it done gets stuck.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5h
Finding out this was because of unpatched oracle software is just *chefs kiss*
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