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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun

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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.

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creekcrawler.bsky.social @creekcrawler.bsky.social · 27m
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Loki's Evil Laugh: Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!
ALT: Loki's Evil Laugh: Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!
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MantaHunk 🌎🏳️‍🌈☮️🟧 @mantahunk.bsky.social · 1h
Pete Hogsex couldn't plan for or defend our military bases in the Middle East. Now he can't even defend them in the UK. Might be a clue if...
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I just wanna live my life with the carefree ignorance of a handsome person who’s had too many concussions and the reckless confidence of someone with a comfortable retirement plan.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 51m
Quick PSA for drivers especially in the Chicago area if there is a turn lane and there's another turn lane next to it you have to actually stay in the lane you picked while you turn you can't just enjoy either turn lane
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 50m
Athens? Does Guilfoyle need a “fun size” dildo drop?
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 59m
#CursedImage
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1h
Thank you, Captain Fucking Obvious. Great job!
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Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 12h
Dear Iran, Mar-a-largo is closer to you than Los Angeles or San Diego. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1h
Not sure. Hopefully a readily-accessible area. He should be stuffed in a landfill.
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Bill @sporb.bsky.social · 1h
OOOH - a reason to visit 'America' again. Where is he being buried? My Mom had him on every morning - I have bladders full for him, just waiting
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 1h
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1h
Confirming that his grave will be designated a gender-neutral bathroom. Start eating asparagus, peeps!
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 1h
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h
I love Def Leppard
The quoted image of Pokey from Gumby playing drums but one of his arms has been removed
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 1h
“Mexican Beef Cheese Cornflakes” sounds like nachos to me
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
scientists theorize that if this guy and the wyndham wyzard run at each other at full speed they would cause an antimatter-matter collision that annihilates the world
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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 1h
It's about half past time for her sexual harassment claims to be reinvestigated, don't you think? You know, just to make sure they were legitimate. Juuuuust in case she may have lied. Y'know? 😈
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 1h
This is America in the year of our lord, two thousand twenty six
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Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 04/10/2026
my yearly halloween gift to you 💚✨
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Hot Flash Dance Party @misscurly12.bsky.social · 1h
The Chicago Cubs marquee sign that says Shut the fuck up about Chicago, you don't live here designed by Harebrained.
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 1h
This squirrel about to serve me sherry in the parlour and discuss the finer points of Wadsworth with me.
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scrap that, I’m a Liz Phair evangelist youtu.be/BjN4CNMxKP4
youtu.be
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YouTube video by Liz Phair - Topic
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 12h
reviews include "smells like oatmeal in a sexual way"
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 2h
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Hehehe Ghehe Laughing Reptile
ALT: Hehehe Ghehe Laughing Reptile
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 3h
#GnomonTV #StarTrek #ForbiddenEpisodes "Personal Lubricants: the Next Generation"
#GnomonTV #StarTrek #ForbiddenEpisodes
"Personal Lubricants: the Next Generation"
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#GnomonTV
#GnomonTV
"Planchette of the Apes"
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2h
This was such a huge scandal at the time, and if it happened now, the Bakkers would each be bestowed a Presidential Medal of Freedom. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...
nytimes.com
Jim Bakker, Television Preacher Felled by Sex and Financial Scandals, Dies at 86 (Gift Article)
With his wife, Tammy Faye, Mr. Bakker built a broadcasting juggernaut around the gospel of prosperity.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 6h
Oh he’s gonna offer more and more wild things as it looks more and more likely he’s gonna get his shit rocked
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5h
If you can’t beat a guy with that obvious an issue, well, seems you’re not ready
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5h
Your gal lost to a guy with a Nazi tattoo
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5h
Debra messing has had 12 years of her brain being turned into jello simply because Bernie sanders challenged Hilldawg
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 3h
Rest In Piss
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 16h
Dude looks like they drained the blood out of an anemic Victorian child and then inflated it with a bicycle pump.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 2h
Pazuzu checking out the latest in Plague Horns:
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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 3h
The best things in life are free. For example, delicious chair gum.
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 3h
Tuesday
some sort of ring-type doorbell but with a claymore mine apparently wired into it.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 3h
Ten years, and they’re all like ‘it’s very hard to cover such an unpredictable politician’. Nope. It isn’t hard, you just don’t want to do it.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16h
My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11h
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Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Alt: Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson. Tim is dressed like a hot dog and points exaggeratedly with his whole arm while saying “WRONG”
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Kat Benjamin @katskib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is beyond embarrassing.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12h
Interesting. I guess the New York Times thinks it’s appropriate for their employees to threaten to bonk me on the head and play horseshoes with my prominent goose egg. To fill my mouth with piano keys that fall out while tweety birds circle around my noggin. To turn my head into a giant whistle,
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 12h
Another catcher has gotten one right in the dick and balls
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 12h
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 12h
When you’re on a date and she says she got tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert
Print ads for a bank, featuring their credit card and the words HIT PAUSE ON THE INTEREST
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12h
DID YOU GO TO MIT?
Trump screaming at kid with lawnmower
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 12h
😂😂😂😂😂
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John Adler @johnadler83.bsky.social · 14h
Duran Duran
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Maya Dancer @karenmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's my motherfucking birthday. I'm going to have a steak the size of my head. Realistically, I'll have three bites before my digestion shuts down. No birthday pint 💔
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 12h
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🤘🏼🍻🎉🍕🌮🍰
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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 12h
Fifty? Bruh. I got a grand on it.
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