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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun

@caffeineandhate.bsky.social

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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 23h

A crack pipe. Caption: Works Cited

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

RFK Jr. about to go ham on some dead whale pussy

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle-mutato as Fuck. Not even with Ted Cruz’s dick.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A circle jerk.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The fuck they are. Being Amazon, they’ll shut down and refuse to work if you stop to take a piss.

Dipshits at The Verge:

Amazon's Alexa Tablets are coming for the iPad

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What??? WHAT???

A Karen weeping. Caption: (Inaudible
Mayonnaise Yelping)

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Ian Happ? Ian Crapp, actually.”

People
Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained
Only Five Words

Pictured: The Queen Mum in a blue dress and lavender hat thinking about how much Ian Happ sucks shit.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

QTP with your favorite Jedi!

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Outstanding! Can he do Viggo?

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A woodcut-like illustration of a small girl in a dying forest. She is holding aloft a black goat with an upside-down cross on its head. Caption: Not Today, Jesus

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

CC Sabathia throwing. “suck my dick” at the fucking waste of life OP. Fuck that clown.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Quentin Tarantino, thinkin’ ‘bout dem Feet.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dipshit Shitfuck Jr., ready to spread disease like he spread Olivia Nuzzi’s Legs. He’s speaking the skeet below.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thanos, looking concerned. He says “Oh, he HORNY horny”

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Found a really dumb bot:

Skeet 1: Trump saying “I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess...They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!''

Skeet 2 from Vickie Carey: There's a reason why people say "Everything in moderation" Because too much of anything
can be bad for you. Too much aspirin has some severe side effects.From mild issues like an upset stomach, bleeding gums, nosebleeds and Tinnitus…

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A picture of Charles Darwin holding a finger over his mouth as it to say “Shhhh!”. Caption: I GOT THIS

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A posssum in wizard had holding a staff of lightning. Caption: I PAY MY OWN BILLS I CAN CUSS ALL I WANT

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That time you were enthusiastically dry-jumping your date while wearing corduroys? Pepperidge Farm Remembers…

Phone notification:

Report of Trash Fire
0.4mi • 14015 Oxnard St

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*Endless tortured screaming ensues*

One decision the Cubs may be facing this offseason is choosing between Suzuki and lan Happ. Suzuki should be the choice, but recent reporting has suggested that Happ would be open to a discount to remain with the Cubs. Given the needs the Cubs will have across their pitching staff, re-signing Happ to a team-friendly deal feels more likely than the Cubs going to the top of Suzuki's market.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The answer is “punch them in the junk and/or ‘Taint”. Isn’t it?

TRAVEL+ LEISURE
What Should You Do If a Plane Passenger Puts a Suitcase in Your Overhead Bin? Here's What Flight Attendants Say
This is what the experts think.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

King Diamond-approved!

The metal band Mercyful Fate

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Bill Paxton, looking like he took a break from filming Near Dark to visit a Glamour Shots in the local mall. He’s laying on his stomach, clad in leather, holding a gun. His legs are kicked up and crossed, and he’s grinning coyly. Can a vampire Serve Cunt? Yes they can?

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nobody’s talking about this shit. Go fuck yourself with a rake.

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FEATURES
ChatGPT's mysterious new gadget could replace your iPhone - here's why everyone is talking about it
OpenAl wants to build a mysterious gadget of its own, with legendary former Apple designer Sir Jony Ive on board
Esat Dedezade | 17 September 2026

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean, come ON!!!

Sebastian Gorka, resplendent in what can only be described as McLovin cosplay. He’s holding a gun and looking Serious. He’s compensating wildly.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A drawing, woodcut style, of a little girl with unkempt hair. She is hiking up a black goat with an upside-down cross. Caption: NOT TODAY JESUS

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

2 skeets:

1. TRUMP SAYS HE STATED 'NUMEROUS TIMES, THAT IT WOULD TAKE 4-6 WEEKS TO GET RID OF THE IRAN NUCLEAR THREAT, AND I DID IT IN ONE NIGHT', ADDING THAT 'THE REST OF THE TIME IS JUST TO MAKE SURE IT STAYS THAT WAY'
- TRUTH SOCIAL

2. *TRUMP EXPECTS TO RESUME IRAN BOMBING BY END OF NOVEMBER: WSJ

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Marty Twueblood, still a fucking dumbshit.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ice cream bars with “Happy Valentines Day” spelled out across them. A crying cartoon hamster is holding one that, in isolation, reads “PP TINY”. That’s Hegseth’s bar. He eats it in the cuck chair.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There’s a solution:

A burning church. BYE FELICIA!!!

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Here’s the set-up:

UK PM BURNHAM ON FAIRFORD AIR BASE INCIDENT: STRONG INDICATIONS THAT IRAN PLAYED A PART IN WHAT HAPPENED
OVER THE WEEKEND

Call is scheduled to take place between Trump and Netanyahu in the coming hours regarding the FlyDubai incident - Israeli
Channel 14

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bush Did Lime/11 Hot Sauce

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A picture of Charles Darwin with a finger over his mouth-he’s shushing you. He says “I got this”

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Mr. Red (or whatever the fuck he’s called. I don’t fucking know-it’s a giant smiling baseball head motherfucker) smiling widely. Caption reads “BRACE YOUR URETHRA FOR
RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP!”

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏼🍻

A candy heart that says “Dock with me”

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A mash up of the CGI character from Dire Straits “Money for Nothing” video and the porn actress who says “Oh fuck you’re gonna make me cum!” The caption reads “Oh fuck you’re gonna make me install microwave ovens!”

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A man on stage, holding a switch. He has his hand cupped over his ear, listening to the audience. A sign behind him asks “Is that good?”

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Lord Humungous, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, asking “Is that good” in regards to the precious guzzoline.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That one

Dr. Frog
@phdfrog.bsky.social

It is hard for me to imagine someone feeling so threatened.... by a mere *frog*?
11:26 PM • Sep 26, 2026

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Flipping off the OP and their rape apologist bullshit.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@seanmdav
mommy milky
12:19 PM • 3/12/21 • Twitter for iPhone

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October!

A flaming shrimp dunking a basketball. Caption: LMAO, NAH! YOUR OPINION IS SHRIMPLY WRONG!

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And I’d like to 🤬🤬🤬🤬 you with many hammers.

Others, though, advocate for drastic measures. "More people need to know that caffeine is a neurotoxin and it's hurting you," Bivens says. "I would like people to treat caffeine the way we treat cigarettes. There should be a warning."

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Quote skeet what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee. Wrong answer only.

A chin and open mouth sex toy-Nr. Jack. It has horrible facial hair, and a muppet nose.