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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
what’s goin on with 2000 indie power hour during the yankees game
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
how do i block the peter thiel pic, i love spooky shit but that is too much for me. that man is melting from the inside. self-loathing so spicy it dissolves skin
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
mid-40s with a kid who’s not quite a tween but getting uncomfortably close is dangerous as hell. this child thinks he can still jump on my back like he’s 4 and i’m in my 30s. folks, we can’t be doin that holy shit
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
not a single one of these bozos knows ball. sad!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11h
i don’t just want the 6 foot jason voorhees animatronic thing, i need it. and when you need something that’s a responsibility www.halloweencostumes.com/jason-voorhe...
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11h
love too log on because baseball and oops here’s a bunch of grotesque michael tracey screenshots
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 13h
i think i’m going to make my pumpkin roll things tomorrow
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 14h
whataburger once partnered with a DIY blogger to make whataburger themed homecoming mums (a big, costly deal) and then posted the instructions free online
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14h
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 15h
the aging wrestler with the recent terrible takes on vaccinated folks looks like freddy krueger before people had enough of his shit and set him on fire.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 18h
14:59 lasts a hell of a lot longer than it used to and i wish we could fix that
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 18h
eric schitt imo
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 18h
wrestling related: there was a post regarding a recent thing about a recent death in r slash sc and within seconds of said post going up there were 8 comments calling bix all kinds of names. seconds!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 19h
home to watch the price is right and am reminded once again that people younger than me have somehow taken the 80s “you don’t want to be around THAT man” look and found it appealing and somehow it is popular
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP to the guy who played mr. belding, a local hero in my youth for inexplicably wearing a cy-fair hs letter jacket despite having zero ties to cy-fair
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching the 96 vmas and had the realization that corgan looked like uncle fester on glp-1s
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a cartoon that says logging on to bluesky guy in a colorful shirt that says fun busts into the door he gets disapproving looks from everyone jnsode so he takes off his shirt and says sorry
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cody rhodes disco inferno tweet but direct it right at val venis’s one remaining functioning brain cell
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
five, how dare you interrupt my dumb celebrity recipe sub reading
the fifth damn blue alert for an officer down three hours away, covering up part of a bette davis-provided recipe on reddit
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got 4 “blue alerts” for an officer down like 3 hours west of here, surely there’s a better way to handle that
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: NOT SURE BUT I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY YOU CANT MAKE THESE THINGS UP. Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #acb97fd1aa3 F: #fcb97a8a794
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don’t care what’s going on in your life, please stop screaming at me on the phone. i am not the reason for it and you are taking it out on me. please stop.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is there a coffee creamer commercial that uses possibly the worst cover of a britney spears song i have ever heard
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man, what
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“even with his bum groin,” a sentence just said on a football broadcast
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
football who there’s playoff baseball afoot
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“what do you want to see from stroud?” idk man, touchdowns? passes completed to his own team? positive yardage?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
please do not lose during this time of discourse because i cannot take a week of “losin’ texans”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reality show where tech billionaires try to contact the sentinelese
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why does russell wilson look like an uso
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah
Myron Reed and Killer Kelly signed 8 x 10 with FUCK U Maffew and FUCK BOTCHAMANIA
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes that’s my brain, we’ve worked really well together for four and a half decades and are hoping for further collaboration in the future.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 27/09/2026
It really is a wild fucking piece, presuming that we're not at a point culturally and technologically where the vast majority of people have curated and maintained their own personal musical bubble that is basically impenetrable. We're not listening to radio and watching MTV anymore; it's not 1986.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
writing an article for rolling stone hopping mad that nobody in the usa listens to elettra lamborghini
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s really hard reconciling the “I’m sorry men were gross to you” relatability with “what the fuck did you expect?” in this situation without feeling a type of way because there are no perfect victims. but also what the fuck did you expect
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t have a 45-minute entrance at 11:30pm if it’s the same goddamn one we see every week brother wrap this shit up
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw the A&M score and that is just hilarious
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
glad to hear steeeeeeeeeve is at least conscious and able to move extremities
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the horse is beyond dead. the pulp has dried and become one with the earth. please stop beating it, it has nothing else to give
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my man is not darby and does not need to be taking darby bumps at this very early stage in his career
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why would you have a whole preshow to have people talk weirdly and annoyingly with wrestlers’ music clearly in the background yet no wrestling
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the football gods work in mysterious ways
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wish a scary furry pilot boogeyman would come be the head coach of oklahoma instead of this bozo
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
herbstreit: Tennessee should consider kicking a field goal tennessee: [immediately scores a touchdown]
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lmao, I don't even know what to say about this
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as long as he’s not making a second appearance in athens, cool!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my god we just got the side view of the Simulation Penalty during the uk game and i am fucking crying laughing help
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