kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9hwhat’s goin on with 2000 indie power hour during the yankees game 141
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9hhow do i block the peter thiel pic, i love spooky shit but that is too much for me. that man is melting from the inside. self-loathing so spicy it dissolves skin 160
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9hmid-40s with a kid who’s not quite a tween but getting uncomfortably close is dangerous as hell. this child thinks he can still jump on my back like he’s 4 and i’m in my 30s. folks, we can’t be doin that holy shit 160
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11hi don’t just want the 6 foot jason voorhees animatronic thing, i need it. and when you need something that’s a responsibility www.halloweencostumes.com/jason-voorhe...halloweencostumes.com6FT Animatronic Jason Voorhees Decoration | Movie DecorationsMake your Halloween setup a horror fan’s dream with this spine-tingling 6FT Jason Voorhees Animatronic Decoration! With a machete in hand and haunting realism, he’s the perfect centerpiece for your fr... 020
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11hlove too log on because baseball and oops here’s a bunch of grotesque michael tracey screenshots 130
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 14hwhataburger once partnered with a DIY blogger to make whataburger themed homecoming mums (a big, costly deal) and then posted the instructions free online 250
Reposted by kerrenceJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14hDo we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity. 1203007469
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 15hthe aging wrestler with the recent terrible takes on vaccinated folks looks like freddy krueger before people had enough of his shit and set him on fire. 130
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 18h14:59 lasts a hell of a lot longer than it used to and i wish we could fix that 0120
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 18hwrestling related: there was a post regarding a recent thing about a recent death in r slash sc and within seconds of said post going up there were 8 comments calling bix all kinds of names. seconds! 140
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 19hhome to watch the price is right and am reminded once again that people younger than me have somehow taken the 80s “you don’t want to be around THAT man” look and found it appealing and somehow it is popular 140
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026RIP to the guy who played mr. belding, a local hero in my youth for inexplicably wearing a cy-fair hs letter jacket despite having zero ties to cy-fair 270
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026watching the 96 vmas and had the realization that corgan looked like uncle fester on glp-1s 141
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the cody rhodes disco inferno tweet but direct it right at val venis’s one remaining functioning brain cell 180
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026five, how dare you interrupt my dumb celebrity recipe sub reading 340
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026got 4 “blue alerts” for an officer down like 3 hours west of here, surely there’s a better way to handle that 170
Reposted by kerrenceACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Air to Ground Message: NOT SURE BUT I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY YOU CANT MAKE THESE THINGS UP. Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #acb97fd1aa3 F: #fcb97a8a794 17613
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i don’t care what’s going on in your life, please stop screaming at me on the phone. i am not the reason for it and you are taking it out on me. please stop. 280
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why is there a coffee creamer commercial that uses possibly the worst cover of a britney spears song i have ever heard 000
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“even with his bum groin,” a sentence just said on a football broadcast 150
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“what do you want to see from stroud?” idk man, touchdowns? passes completed to his own team? positive yardage? 010
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026please do not lose during this time of discourse because i cannot take a week of “losin’ texans” 2100
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026reality show where tech billionaires try to contact the sentinelese 020
Reposted by kerrencemaffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hell yeah 847431
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yes that’s my brain, we’ve worked really well together for four and a half decades and are hoping for further collaboration in the future. 1364
Reposted by kerrenceJason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 27/09/2026It really is a wild fucking piece, presuming that we're not at a point culturally and technologically where the vast majority of people have curated and maintained their own personal musical bubble that is basically impenetrable. We're not listening to radio and watching MTV anymore; it's not 1986. 1014816
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026writing an article for rolling stone hopping mad that nobody in the usa listens to elettra lamborghini 120
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s really hard reconciling the “I’m sorry men were gross to you” relatability with “what the fuck did you expect?” in this situation without feeling a type of way because there are no perfect victims. but also what the fuck did you expect 3122
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you can’t have a 45-minute entrance at 11:30pm if it’s the same goddamn one we see every week brother wrap this shit up 340
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026glad to hear steeeeeeeeeve is at least conscious and able to move extremities 140
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the horse is beyond dead. the pulp has dried and become one with the earth. please stop beating it, it has nothing else to give 130
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my man is not darby and does not need to be taking darby bumps at this very early stage in his career 140
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why would you have a whole preshow to have people talk weirdly and annoyingly with wrestlers’ music clearly in the background yet no wrestling 200
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026wish a scary furry pilot boogeyman would come be the head coach of oklahoma instead of this bozo 120
Reposted by kerrenceBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026herbstreit: Tennessee should consider kicking a field goal tennessee: [immediately scores a touchdown] 1430925
Reposted by kerrenceCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026lmao, I don't even know what to say about this 1615320
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026as long as he’s not making a second appearance in athens, cool! 250
kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh my god we just got the side view of the Simulation Penalty during the uk game and i am fucking crying laughing help 020
