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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️

@crankycyborg.bsky.social
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Nature photography & whatever grabs my interest If you like my photography you can buy prints etc: matt-pritchett.pixels.com DisabledArtist LongCovid MECFS etc Top skeets bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evzmobrnzm…

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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 1h
#LyricsThatSpeakToMe
Screenshot of lyric from Headlights by In Color
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 2h
Forget it Jake, it’s Insomniatown.
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cookslikejamie @cookslikejamie.bsky.social · 3h
Does my bum look big in this? #BirdOfTheDay #BirdSupermodel #GreyCrownedCrane #BirdPhotography #WildlifePhotography #NaturePhotography #Photography #Cheshire #10MinutesFromHome #EastCoastKin 📷 Canon EOS R6 Mark II 🔘 Canon EF 100–400mm
Grey Crowned Crane standing on bright green grass in Cheshire, lit from the side so its golden crown feathers glow against a darker background. The bird has a grey body, white wing panels, a black-and-white face and long dark legs, with a poised, almost portrait-like stance.
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 3h
Snowy Egret Strut 🪶 Helen @helenbennett.bsky.social chose #BirdSupermodel as #BirdOfTheDay theme I couldn’t decide between the color or #B&W edit. #photography #MobilePhotography #birds #nature #wildlife #ColorADay #BlueTue #landscape #ECK #WCK #PhotographersOfBluesky
Color photo of a Snowy Egret walking through the slough where Mission Creek meets the Pacific Ocean in Santa Barbara, California Black and white photo of a Snowy Egret walking through the slough where Mission Creek meets the Pacific Ocean in Santa Barbara, California
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Atlantic Birding @atlanticbirding.bsky.social · 4h
🪶 Helen’s chosen #BirdSupermodel as #BirdOfTheDay theme; any bird captured looking like it’s posing for a magazine cover shoot Alt. is #UnsungBirds, any underrated bird bird that needs the spotlight - an African Spoonbill striking a pose #birdphotography #ECK #birdsofbluesky #naturephotography
An African Spoonbill standing on one leg in side profile with its head turned towards the camera. The bird is taken in captivity in an artificial landscape. It is standing on sandy covered gravel in front of a background of large boulders. The bird is left of centre of frame. Its is in side profile, looking right so that its right side is visible. It has its head turned towards camera and beak down to its body preening. 
It is a large, long-legged wader with pink-red legs. Its bill is long, grey and spoon-shaped, the face is bare and red at the end of the bill. The rest of its plug is pure white. 
The bird is standing in shade in the foreground, on light coloured gravel. The background turns to larger stained that make up kerbing around small water ponds. The background is larger, grey and sandy coloured boulders, some of which have the bright sunshine shining on them.
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 4h
Narrator: It never was accidental
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12h
Since everyone in the northeast is foliage posting here's my ONLY good picture of it. Taken north of Sonoma County, California, I believe.
The milky way vertically over a road, next to the road are fall colored trees, I believe the foreground was a 45 second shot and the sky is 390 seconds with a star tracker
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 9h
It's weird but I was in London thus summer and did not hear a single person ask: what would Hitler do? Maybe the company Yarvin keeps might explain why he keeps running into the Hitler-curious.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12h
My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 7h
I completely forgot about my half birthday. It’s almost like it’s not a real thing after you’re 9 1/2 or desperately trying to cling to your twenties or thirties.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve already seen “what he actually meant” takes on this. And to get to that meaning he’d need to say something like “They could take out…” and maybe not just randomly pick the two biggest cities in the bluest state for his little thought exercise.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 10h
VOTE GOOD GAME! Takes less than a minute. Select podcast, sports & vote! Thank you! vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...
listener's choice sept 29th-oct 15th

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signal awards logo
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14h
Holy shit.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 9h
Get this decaying fossil out of leadership ffs
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Kathy 💙 @gatrueblue.bsky.social · 9h
The planes.. how the hell do ppl forget the stupid crap he says?!
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 9h
Burn it all down
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 9h
(See also: Gatorade)
theguardian.com
Gatorade maker recalls 122,000 cases of popular sports drink across 37 US states
PepsiCo initiated class II recall of 28oz bottles last month over ‘undeclared’ yellow dyes, FDA notice says
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 10h
Today’s Recall of the Day: Sugar!
fox8.com
Contaminated sugar recalled in 8 states, including Ohio: FDA
Nearly 2 million pounds of sugar is being recalled across eight states, including Ohio, because it could be contaminated with wheat kernel, according to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 9h
Please tell us more about the planes in the revolutionary war and the dreaded lawnmower war of 2025 Grampy Dotard
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 10h
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred, seen here with all of the remotely knowledgeable fans who agree with his version of baseball economics.
Rob Manfred all alone
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pm gibbs @pmgibbs.bsky.social · 11h
#BlueSkyMonday #ECK blue sky blushes when sun appears a sensual love affair put on public display
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Albert Ibars @albert-ibars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
La bellesa dels girasols. #Fotografia #Monochrome #ClassicMono #Stunday #ECK
Fotografia d'un grup de girasols en un camp. Només el primer pla està enfocat, la resta es difumina en la distància.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13h
I blame my entire lack of progress and repetition of toxic patterns and bad choices on all the kids who wrote in my yearbook, "don't ever change." FUCK YOU GUYS, I NEED TO CHANGE BUT YOU WON'T LET ME.
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Mark D Alexander @mad7500.bsky.social · 15h
#BirdOfTheDay theme is: #BlueSkies set by @atlanticbirding.bsky.social 😎 TL ‘Bramble’ Barn #Owl 🦉 TR Bermuda Longtail or White-tailed Tropicbird 🤍 BL ‘Jack’ or ‘Rose’ hard to tell 😁 Hooded #Vulture 🪶 BR ‘Syd’ #Kookaburra 📷 #SuffolkOwls and #Bermuda #Birds #Nature #Photography #EastCoastKin
Barn owl in flight against a blue skyWhite tailed tropicbird in flight against a blue sky Hooded vulture in flight against a blue sky Kookaburra flying upwards against a blue sky
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 14h
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 13h
Thinnest skin in the known universe
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 13h
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets: Death Race 2000 with an all Muppet cast except Martin Kove plays Nero The Hero again
2 photos of actor Martin Kove as Nero The Hero in Death Race 2000 & a red carpet pic for Cobra Kai
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 14h
Life is what happens between migraines.
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 14h
Canadian friends 👇
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 15h
He just wants to do it so he can make “Layin’ some pipe” jokes and get likes from his horde of emotionally-stunted followers
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Ayo Denali @the-dallas-denali.bsky.social · 15h
Oh turns out 900 of those cases were just John Fetterman appearing in public
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 17h
Chronic fatigue is my passion.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahem
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17h
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 17h
I think he left Krokodil enthusiast off of the list… "Narcissistic abuse survivor. Former satanist. Empath. Cybersecurity engineer. Woodsman."
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 04/10/2026
Every time I think I’ve hit the bottom of my outrage, they find a new pocket…
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
major democracies electing far-right populist governments
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 19h
we could have literally saved millions of lives if establishment U.S. journalism had been able to clearly label and marginalize Fox News, Sinclair, etc. as right wing propaganda, but alas
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 18h
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
static.klipy.com
Dire Straits MTV: Blocky Dog Watches TV
Alt: Dire Straits Money for Nothing (I want my MTV): Blocky Dog Watches TV
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Panorama & Vertorama @panophotos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💠 #PanoPhotos Best of the Week (non-themed) 💠 Week 3️⃣9️⃣: Sep. 21-27, 2026 Winner: @sednoil.bsky.social We will gladly accept your #verto invitation for contemplation and reflection. Thank you for sharing! 😊
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Panorama & Vertorama @panophotos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💠 New Profile Header for October 2026 💠 It's a new month which means a new background #panorama for our @panophotos.bsky.social Profile page. 📸 Lower Antelope Canyon, Arizona #panophotos #october #arizona #antelopecanyon #orange #panoramic #navajonation #hazdistazí #sandstone
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Panorama & Vertorama @panophotos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you, David, for highlighting Pink October aka Breast Cancer Awareness Month with this pretty-in-pink #pano of a "Mammobile" in Montpellier, France. The international campaign aims to promote early detection, encourage routine mammogram screenings, and raise funds for breast cancer research. 🩷
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Panorama & Vertorama @panophotos.bsky.social · 20h
💠 #PanoPhotos Best of the Week (non-themed) 💠 Week 4️⃣0️⃣: Sep. 28-Oct. 04, 2026 Winner: @crankycyborg.bsky.social Sorry to hear about your chronic illness, Matt. I hope you'll feel better. And yes, beach time is always a good time. Thank you for sharing this beautiful coastal silhouette! 😊
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 21h
How do I love thee, migraines, let me count the ways.
static.klipy.com
Bert's Intense Stare: Gtfo Here
Alt: Bert's Intense Stare: Gtfo Here
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22h
Call it the GOP data center kickback and run on repealing it
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 21h
Some people go crazy from the heat. Climate change is going to exacerbate that tremendously. Luckily for me, I lost my mind ages ago.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 22h
It’s just that it’s taking everyone too long to catch up and I try to be patient but I’m tired.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
but if you say what you think should happen to him, you'll get banned on here, arrested in real life, maybe executed depending on the circumstances. violence has become a one-way proposition
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 04/10/2026
My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just got a text alert on my phone with this image attached
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