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Dan Flaherty

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I like my cats

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wow what a touching and inspiring story that could literally only happen in america 🇺🇸🦅
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 14/10/2026
today I learned that the Nicole Kidman AMC ad was written by the guy who wrote the first Hunger Games movie
He is perhaps best known for writing the screenplay to the 2012 blockbuster, The Hunger Games, and his Academy Award-nominated screenplay for the 2013 film, Captain Phillips.
Ray also worked with the advertising agency Barkley to help write the AMC Theatres 2021
"We Make Movies Better" campaign starring
Nicole Kidman. 8]
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 13/10/2026
every day i look the kitchen staff in the eye as i empty the entire bowl of buffet egg salad onto my plate and every day they refuse to set out an adequate amount of egg salad.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how teens in my neighborhood dress when going out on unlit trails at night on e-bikes going 20mph that also inexplicably have no lights
white guy in black ninja outfit kneeling on rock over forest, drawing sword from over/behind his back
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do bash “A-I” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ms. Lipa is this man bothering you
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"God dammit, Merrill." Pat Murphy is a national treasure and having him mic'd up for this catch was amazing.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
5h ago
u/hobblingcontractor
I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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broccoli @billymayslesbian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
poorly edited breaking bad screenshot reading "god, you are killing me with that booty" but "booty" is hastily crossed out and replaced with "work ethic"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if i were a padres fan and watched those two gut-destroying baseball games i legit would consider calling out of work tomorrow
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
farted so bad my two-year-old daughter tried to pull down my underwear to check me for poop
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
JAWS turns 50 this year and while it's full of effective examples of suspense filmmaking, I would argue that this particular shot is one of the most terrifying things ever captured in cinema.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for:
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody cares about frame rate when they’re born. We’re taught to care by our corrupt society.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[WATCHING MY BASEBALL TEAM OWNED BY A GUY WHO LITERALLY BECAME A BILLIONAIRE OFF SELLING CANCER TO UNTOLD MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CHOKE IN THE KIND OF HISTORIC FASHION THAT GETS TALKED ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS] "why are they cursed like this?"
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箕島 綺譚 [Mishima Kitan] (they/them)💖Support Black Trans Liberation @mishimakitan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic and it also reminded me of the one time Sadako threw first pitch at a Japanese baseball match to promote her new movie a while back. 🤣 youtu.be/lzjrOpIOW30
youtu.be
貞子、3年ぶり始球式で“豪速球”披露!場内どよめく
YouTube video by MANTAN TV
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
it's awesome that every photo of Ayami Sato off the field is like "nice lady with a bit of a goofy streak" and every photo of Ayami Sato on the diamond is "axe murder determined to reach you from other side of door"
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty sure a mid-inning pep talk from Ashton Lansdell would fix me
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when Obama was presented with a copy of the Witcher 2?
THE WITCHER 2
PRESENTED TO
PRESIDENT BARACK
OBAMA
f X
30 / MAY | 2011 • O COMMENTS
During US President Barack Obama's recent visit to Poland, Prime Minister Donald Tusk presented him an official diplomatic gift including The Witcher 2 and two of the books that inspired the critically acclaimed computer game. This is the first recognition of this nature for the entertainment software industry in Poland, and perhaps the entire world.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/09/2026
I did another WPBL write-up and you should read and share it because you're awesome! On Monday night, Los Angeles Queens pitcher Ayami Sato showed why she is one of the greatest pitchers of all-time.
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Sato Resurgence, Big Bats Sends Los Angeles Queens to WPBL Championship | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
Over the years, Major League Baseball teams have called on their best starting pitchers to come out of the bullpen and slam the door on the
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026
*to a lesbian couple* so which one of you is the Macklemore and which is the Ryan Lewis
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Time to revisit my favorite characters like “guy who is two minutes late and kills himself immediately” and “dude who commits minor faux pas at staff meeting and immediately kills himself #3”
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 13/09/2026
look at my enormous son
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Matt
@scriptumsent
Nathan Fielder descending through Dante's inferno going "oh ok" to everyone's stories
10:09 AM • 2022-07-30
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid V: here’s a tragic explanation for why the heroine can’t wear clothes Death Stranding: here’s a tragic explanation for why the heroine has to wear clothes
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fielding is one of those things in baseball you usually only notice if someone is bad at it. And then there's Pete Crow-Armstrong who's out there doing anime bullshit.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She lies and says she’s in love with him. Can’t find a Fetterman.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A guy on my parents street just passed and thinking about how he spent my whole life saying he didnt like kids and completely ignored us except the time I fell off the wall & cracked my head open & he drove me to the hospital called my folks & still never spoke to me again, RIP to a real legend
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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