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Wyatt Sinclair

@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com
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7-time award-winning bakery owner 1-time 2nd place Vanagon car show winner One half of the @wedonthaveityet.com podcast New Hampshirite Lifelong UMass Football stan Vanagon caretaker Sportswriter WPBL stan Bluesky's #1 Rays fan Bluesky's #1 Crumbl hater

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 1h
Love is surprise ordering food from 7 different restaurants for a friend.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 13h
Happy Friday.
Choose Your Own Adventure book cover for "Fourteen Beers at Chili's" by Judge Brett Kavanuagh

The cover shows a guy in a white shirt and jeans jump kicking a ninja while two other ninjas are behind him.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 6h
I hate when musicians I want to see only come to the Northeast in the winter. That's my depression hobbit hole time and I need those six months to rot in my house and be sad.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 12h
And done.
Gutted cabinet that needs a new back wall installed.Cabinet with shelf.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 13h
Happy Friday.
Choose Your Own Adventure book cover for "Fourteen Beers at Chili's" by Judge Brett Kavanuagh

The cover shows a guy in a white shirt and jeans jump kicking a ninja while two other ninjas are behind him.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 02/10/2026
We are very litigious.
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John Delia @johndelia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The PC Engine #Snatcher translation project continues. Here’s a look at my vanity card. And files. Soon!
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 01/10/2026
They should invent a society that supports teachers.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 01/10/2026
Hi, I closed my business over a year ago. I am not looking to buy a commercial space for $750,000. Even if my business was still open... lol lmao When I answered the phone and told you this, it didn't mean to keep calling me and trying to get me to buy commercial property.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 01/10/2026
People will see Ji-van Choi and say "hell yeah."
A green VW Vanagon.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 01/10/2026
Today feels like a good day to go pick up Ji-van Choi
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Nick @finmycoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com gets me the most thoughtful gifts
Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
Heyyy, the sun is out for the first time in about a week.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
Proud of myself for this line that I wrote for Walk A Mile. Yes, not only do I strut every year, but I'm also on the board. A true double threat. "Whether you’re high-stepping in haute high heels, sashaying in sleek slingbacks, or gallivanting in garish golf shoes - we cannot wait to see you!"
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
Ope, that lead I had is long gone. But, you can still hit me hit my goal because you love me and you want to help DA/SA survivors. secure.qgiv.com/event/gj6uta...
Donor leaderboard showing Wyatt in third place, $1200 behind second and $3600 behind first.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
"Have... have you ever been to a Turkish prison?" "Do you like movies about gladiators?" "You ever been in a cockpit before?" "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
"You only deserve to see your wages rise with the cost of living if you're good at your job. If you're not, you deserve to starve to death." Cost of living raises ≠ merit raises, Jennifer.
I bet Diana advocates for a yearly cost of living wage for the people she represents even if they do a subpar job.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
Proud of myself for this line that I wrote for Walk A Mile. Yes, not only do I strut every year, but I'm also on the board. A true double threat. "Whether you’re high-stepping in haute high heels, sashaying in sleek slingbacks, or gallivanting in garish golf shoes - we cannot wait to see you!"
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yappy dog enjoyer @charlipol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will always remember the guy who accused me of getting jaw implants on a trans man Facebook group. Nope, my jaw game is just immaculate.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
(At a job interview) Interviewer: I see here you wrote that your biggest skill is that you're a problem creator. Did you mean you're a problem solver? Me (leaning back in my chair as it breaks and I fall to the floor): Uhhh, yeah - sure.
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Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser @mauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made cacio e pepe for the first time. Def need to work on a smoother sauce, but using less water to boil the pasta for a higher starch concentration is 100% the play moving forward.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 30/09/2026
New machine at the pinball club!
Sonic the Hedgehog pinball machine.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
American Hostage is a damn fantastic show.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
One week until the big day! If I raise $3,000 I'll apply for a job at Crumbl and tank the interview.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
When you're a real ball-knower because you know the Iowa Hawkeyes play in Atlanta.
Eric Schmidt

Beat Ohio?

Tell me you don't know ball with saying you don't know ball.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
Doing a little walk on Saturday and some fundraising for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
afspwalks.donordrive.com
Please support the Chicagoland Walk this fall to help #stopsuicide
Please support the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to help save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide. Donate or register to walk!
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
When you're a real ball-knower because you know the Iowa Hawkeyes play in Atlanta.
Eric Schmidt

Beat Ohio?

Tell me you don't know ball with saying you don't know ball.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
Ji-van Choi is ready to be picked up at the mechanic!
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
Sharing without comment:
nhpr.org
Portsmouth rep. challenges House leader to fist fight, rejects calls to resign
NH State Rep. Ned Raynolds challenged House Republican Leader Jason Osborne to a fist fight in Market Square in Portsmouth. He says he will not heed Republican calls for him to resign.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
Gru from Despicable Me.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
One week until the big day! If I raise $3,000 I'll apply for a job at Crumbl and tank the interview.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
I appreciate that I must interact with the right people on Bluesky because I almost never have any idea what the "Discourse of the Day" is except for people saying "because today's discourse sucks, (xyz)."
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
"I want Tony Khan." "We have Tony Khan at home." The Tony Khan at home:
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning. It's a great day for some Vulfpeck.
youtu.be
VULFPECK /// Cory Wong
YouTube video by Vulf
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning to everyone except 1999 Devil Rays reserve infielder, David Lamb.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
Pooping Before Smartphones (Color, 1995)
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
"Don't bake your store-bought cookie dough, put it in your air fryer instead." My brother-in-Christ, an air fryer is just a convection oven with better marketing.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
Someone give me a job writing about women's baseball.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton thinking he nailed this response:
static.klipy.com
Beavis and Butt-Head: That's How You Take Care Of It
Alt: Beavis and Butt-Head: That's How You Take Care Of It
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
I feel like this was actually a good use of my morning and it has made me laugh, so it has to be.
open.spotify.com
As There's A Deep Drive to Left
August 19, 2020 - Thom Brennaman is a moron.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
Pooping Before Smartphones (Color, 1995)
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We Don't Have It Yet @wedonthaveityet.com · 23/09/2026
A new episode of WDHIY is up! The guys play pinball at Pinball Capital Hot Dogs, and Chicago Beeves, and Frozen Custards - oh my! Wyatt records his audition to be the new voice of Logan International Airport A review of the Anthony Bourdain biopic, Tony Spotify Apple YouTube
A bank of pinball machines.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
Wyatt's Wicked Goods never did this.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
I feel like this was actually a good use of my morning and it has made me laugh, so it has to be.
open.spotify.com
As There's A Deep Drive to Left
August 19, 2020 - Thom Brennaman is a moron.
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International Women's Baseball Center @iwbc4me.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you Midway Village Museum for hosting us at yet another fantastic World War II Days. And a special thanks to our IWBC volunteers and staff who help make this a great event for us every year.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
What even is this world? I hate it here.
AI-generated influencer Jean Phil has spawned a meme coin valued at over $8 million.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
A normal Tuesday in @finmycoffee.bsky.social's basement.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
Damn, man. RIP to the Bastard PAC.
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First dark beer of the season along with the pulled pork and fries.
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chieflotsahair @chieflotsahair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com and @feistywaters.com are sharing their amazing foods today, I’ll share brunch. French toast covered in peach jam and fresh raspberries and blueberries. I also have a side of scramble eggs and bacon.
A photo of a yellow plate holding French toast covered in blueberries and raspberries. On the left is a pile of scrambled eggs and a slice of thick cut bacon.
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