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Ausarchosaur @ausarchosaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t know they also had these mosasaur and plesiosaur sculptures
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Matteo Farinella (he/him) @matteofarinella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My advice as a science illustrator is that if you ever get a chance to draw the Cambrian explosion, you should go all in and spend hours researching every single one of these insane animals. 🦞🐙🦀🦑 Evolution is such a trip. I'm so grateful to have briefly existed on this gorgeous planet. 🤯 #sciart
Cambrian Explosion by Matteo Farinella
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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Ello @ellohcee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Artober day 2 - gold #art #dragon
Digital art of a black dragon with a long neck curled close, its jaws parted and showing teeth. Spines run down the dragon’s neck and back and its horns curve back. Gold chains hang from the dragon’s neck, horns, and teeth. Its visible eye is black with a marbled gray iris and a gold star shape in the center. A glowing white circle illuminates parts of the dragon from behind, rays of light reaching out against a dark, marbled background.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
euuughhhh
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 03/10/2026
I think people are resistant to the idea of LLMs imminently becoming essential to life in the future because, about 5 years ago, everyone said the same thing about pictures of monkeys getting high
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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VOLINFER 𓅃 @volinfer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
COFFEE CHEESECAKE 🥮🪙 CHROME MOON
Character Design © Vraeryn on FACharacter Design © Moonkelpie on DA
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dimetrodone.bsky.social @dimetrodone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Part 2
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dimetrodone.bsky.social @dimetrodone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wings of fire AU of my dragon characters
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Tito Erez @titoerez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Nagay-bird or Bird of Happiness - is a wondrous, gigantic creature from Slavic mythology. It is a griffin regarded as the "mother of all birds." It is so immense that it can lift a bull into the air
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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VionicAegis @vionic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"say it." "I'm gonna click the link and open up the steam store. I'm gonna purchase Lovely Lady RPG at a very generous 20% discount either for myself, for a friend or loved one, or for my group's Grungler. That's it." "again."
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 02/10/2026
Jimmy McGill is a girl and Saul Goodman is a boy. I hope this clarifies things
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mars @marschive.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
reposting my nails hair hips heels reigen arataka edit here. idgaf.
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🌜 Airu ⭐ @airukitsu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Original for sale: "Coy" 👁️‍🗨️🔥 6.5" x 6.5" oil on wood, second pic shows the chunky texture of the paint. $222 USD ... Cashapp or PayPal accepted. DM or telegram (@airukitsu) for inquiries.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
survivors of sexual violence are constantly asked to sacrifice our safety and wellbeing on the off chance that people who've committed literal torture might at some point have had a change of heart. when will our safety, wellbeing, dreams, aspirations, futures, or peace of mind matter?
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Julio the Artist @lacerdajulio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some more lovely weirdos! Toxodon & Mixotoxodon. #SciArt #artbyjulio
A simple infographic showing a grayish, sparse-haired Mixotoxodon and a more tan, slightly hairier Toxodon against a solid background, with a human silhouette for scale. Each animal has a graphic besides it showing an estimated range, and its scientific name below it.
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dragon (small) ✨
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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Daniel O'Connell @docholiday316.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just found this one on my timeline.
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
@nirol__ on X:

"My Elvish friend saw a sign that said FREE PORK CHITLINS and panicked that it said FREE ORC CITY.

The Elves are tiiiiiiired."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Some of the best ones:
Anthony bourdain BushStarshipDie hard man
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banana from Path of Titans
colorful illustration of Eurhinosaurus, an ichtyosaur with a long upper jaw, colored yellow with brown spots like a ripe banana. it has large brown eyes and is smiling. the name "Banana" is written out in yellow and brown bubble letters.
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August ✦ @drakeroot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jean jacket weather 🧡
a brown anthro dragon wearing a denim jacket and jeans
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DrFelici @drfelici.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes I really like the idea of Thals doing stork-like beak clacking for bonding. 🩷
Two thalassodromeus putting their beaks up in the air doing clacking noises. They seem happy.
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DrFelici @drfelici.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh they went for a second round
Two thalassodromeus carrying a big fish in their beaks. One is struggling, one is proud.
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Julio the Artist @lacerdajulio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Xenorhinotherium & Macrauchenia my beloveds This was mostly an exercise in achieving different fur textures in Blender, as well as an excuse to make an infographic since I haven't made one of those in a while. #SciArt #artbyjulio
A simple infographic showing a mostly tan, short-haired Xenorhinotherium and a dark brown, long-haired Macrauchenia against a solid background, with a human silhouette for scale. Each animal has a lineart of South America besides it showing an estimated range, and its scientific name below it.
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Steyn @hoosiersteyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It preaches disobedience!
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ev @falsesongstress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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LETHAL NAHYON @nahyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Serial Experiments Lain
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it always irks me to see people treat heisenberg as an evil split personality that possessed walt like a ghost or demon because it completely disregards walts brilliant character arc, in which his worst urges and ego are enabled by wearing a hat that allows him to pretend he isn't completely bald
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 30/07/2026
I wish it had a weakness im doomed
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It rules how all their promotion has just been them describing the concept of a movie. It’s a good bit “Our movie will have a main character” “The trailers contain hints at what will happen in the movie” “This movie is set after the previous movie in the series”
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment". What could this mean?
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
棒
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bunny
Digital sketch of an anthropomorphic dwarf rabbit wearing a blazer, skirt, heels, and cat-eye glasses
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex gifs
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 25/09/2026
Horror movie idea: An endless line of Trump sources calling and screaming at you "MARK HALPERIN"
My Trump sources say the president's worst nightmare imaginable has arrived... panicked texts and emails from GOP insiders are blowing up my phone. They're all saying the same thing: MARK HALPERIN
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this week was the two year anniversary of when me and my girlfriend April started dating. i made this piece to celebrate :)
A storybook-style illustration of a cat and a dog on a walk in the woods with a picnic basket. There's narration below, which reads: "I think a snack in the forest would do us well!" said the dog. "Why, that sounds lovely!" replied the cat. And off they went on their merry way for a picnic in the woods."
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and they called the white guy Mr White
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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