Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 8hWhat we've got here is failure to democracate. 052
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 12h*karmically attached to the five skandhas as a bit 062
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 17hGotta have a pathogen in the headlines. Simple business 0121
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIFinch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 17hThis is so stupid (complimentary). 131
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Friends insist you’re like two peas in a pod. However, each pod usually produces 5 or 6 peas. The point is, as a couple, you underperform. 26824
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 19hInanimate objects got you down? Tired of them not doing what you want? Wish you could give them the what for? Introducing the Hammer™ 12713
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it 131858
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I took an online quiz to find out what Endangered Species I am. Turns out I'm human. 1132
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's too hot for the accordion. 1184
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIhaden reynolds (Robert) @hadenreynolds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's 37 bean soup season 031
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you come to California just know we pronounce it Santa Cruz and Sacramento not Santa Cruz or Sacramento 259527
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I see it not as a failure but an opportunity to feel sorry for myself. 14321
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We AALLLL got soft kinks, Julie. That's just how the ice cream comes out of the soft serve machine. 0198
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time 1423671
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This beer tastes like The Lumineers' cover of Boots of Spanish Leather 0105
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar II🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/09/2024genie: for your first wish? me: I wish for more wishes genie: that’s against the rules me: I wish for more genies genie: *checks notes* god dammit 141024294
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was the first time Stafford has beat the Eagles as a Ram. He's 1-3 against you guys. 020
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's a hurtful comment 111
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IICarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sure, there’s everything but it’s also true that Dick Van Dyke was once rescued by dolphins. 0146
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This morning I grabbed a large beer stein, put two scoops of ice cream in it, then poured my coffee over it and think this is how I'm going to drink coffee from now on. 5/5 stars highly recommend. 3193
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIGenAAaarghhvieve 🧟♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why can't memory foam remember to be cold 😩 1226
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIJon @phyrkrakr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So if you've come off the street And you're beginning to feel the heat You better start to move your feet To the rockinest rock-steady beat Of, Madness! ONE! STEP! and I cannot stress this enough, BEYOND! 021
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Promotional materials got me down. 0155
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026pickles go alongside hotdogs and i'm tired of pretending this isn't a universal truth 6860619
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just a laughing head rolling down the empty street like a tumbleweed in the dry desert wind 27335
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[upcoming tasks] October 31, 2026 11:59pm - Turn off chocolate fountain November 1, 2026 12:00am - Turn on gravy fountain 02610
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIJared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wish I knew how to monetize whatever my deal is. 24512
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey you, don't watch that, watch this, and I cannot stress this enough, this is the heavy heavy monster sound. 1132
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIAq’ab’al @thesixthcourier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Derek Jeter’s beard is an abomination in the sight of gods and men 031
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Snorting pixie sticks and speaking with the lord 05822
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IILizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool. 323566
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIstΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 03/10/2026my flex is that i didn’t trust children before we found out they were small evil beings with a dangerous agenda 043
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's all been downhill since Oingo Boingo stopped playing Halloween shows. 2184
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IISunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me: if you broke up with someone because they said co-winkydink instead of coincidence you made the right choice. who knows what other horrors lie beneath their fiendish vernacular. jamba juice employee: do you want an energy boost in your drink? me: ah, what a co-winkydink. i do 0248
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IISalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks. 19366127
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IISunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my family has a very ancient & deep holiday tradition where we all gather around the christmas tree & my grandpa tells the story of the time when he threw a six pack of beer at a skunk. 0146
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In a recent documentary, Roger Patterson's son, Clint revealed that his father staged the whole thing and released "rehearsal" footage of his father is the suit. Or were you joking 🤔 sorry not sorry 😁 110
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When I say noises I mean every day at *around 4pm* I can hear someone walking down my hallway towards the back room. I have wood floors and the sound is unmistakable. Started years ago and legit freaked me out at first. Now I just say, "Hey, what's up, Herold" (I named him Herold). 0103
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I found a nice hole in the ground for us to lie down in. The cool kids are calling it a grave. 05516
Reposted by Algonquin K Farquhar IIBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026While hiking, I chanced to hear a feral pack of English majors discussing the tintinnabulation of some far-off wind chimes and its subtle effect on the forest soundscape. Another voice lamented the moribund wildflowers in a nearby meadow. I silently crept away. 25019
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My ghost is back after a long absence. Well, I can't be totally certain it's the same ghost but it does make the same noises in the same part of the house, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2195
