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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10h
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 11h
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 11h
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 20h
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 19h
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Diane chases away the cat from the bucket of blood, shouting "Shoo! Bad Kitty!" She pours out the bucket in the sink with a GLUG GLUG GLUG. At work, an associate compliments her. "Wow, Diane. You look great! What are you doing different?" Diane, beaming, says "thaaanks! It's bloodletting!"
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Sloane @sloanesloane.bsky.social · 17h
If you’ve been wondering what I’ve been up to the last 1.5 years well, yknow, just organizing with my coworkers to unionize the most celebrated & beloved TTRPG and TCGs of all time 🥰✊ this took buckets of blood, sweat & tears but we DID IT!!! If you want to support us, sign that petition and BOOST!
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 17h
will you answer my questions now about what your plan is? or do you not want to answer for some reason?
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 17h
"wildly unpopular positions" is a very strange thing to say given how out of step dem party leadership is with their own voters on issues like israel and single payer healthcare www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
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Most Americans support switch to Medicare for all health insurance
Most Americans now favor government-paid health insurance for all, according to a ‌new poll, as voters across party lines see major healthcare reforms as a priority less than a month before midterm el...
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 17h
i want to destroy the republican party because it's an existential threat to all life on earth the reason i won't vote for establishment dems isn't revenge, it's because they keep telling us that they won't do what it takes to beat republicans
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is your plan to just outvote fascists in every election for the rest of time? do you think they'll give up if you win enough elections? is calling people who think the democratic party is part of the problem dumb and broken supposed to persuade them to vote for democrats in the future?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out
The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right wing politics in this country are so disgusting that when there is an objectively horrific story of gang rape on a college campus we all know with certainty that huge swaths of the right are going to defend the rapists. It's not even a question anymore. And they never fail to live up to it.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The idea that better things aren’t possible is fertile soil for reactionary politics.
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Abolish frats and turn their houses into libraries
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Diane says "I'm getting so sleepy..." The phlebotomist shouts "you can't fall asleep here, we'll get sued!" Diane drifts off "so, so sleepy..." From her POV, the phlebotomist reaches out to her and cries "ma'am, ma'am, please don't sleep. I'll lose my job!"
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
stringer bell meme with sperm whale head photoshopped very crudely over idris elba’s head. “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a video someone posted on twitter several years ago with a caption like "how im serving tboy summer realness this year". I think about it all the time and couldn't find it so I decided to recreate it from scratch today. Enjoy
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wrote about the campus sexual assault crisis that never went away despite the public moving on after the Obama era; the material ways SA punishes victims the rest of their lives while assailants are systematically rewarded; and just tried to put to words what I think is going unsaid right now:
currentaffairs.org
The Campus Sexual Assault Crisis Never Went Away
At Cornell, a district attorney dismissed an alleged rape case without ever speaking to Jane Doe—and her story is all too common.
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzw...
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Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
YouTube video by Yukon
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, its so professional that the head of trust and safety is running away from the people trying to tell you they dont trust this site because it isnt safe. Youre a joke. Go get a different job so someone can actually do yours. I can get you in at a housekeeping job. Might be more your style
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"There’s no moral or practical justification for the death penalty no matter how you do it. It’s cruel and arbitrary and it doesn’t act as a deterrent. It brutalizes the people who carry it out and traumatizes the families of victims, and the pattern of its application is openly racist."
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Waiting for the next Mr. Death
I don’t want to see anybody hurt, anybody tortured
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your Pipe Smoke Too Tough. Your Chainmail too Mithril. Your Samwise Too Loyal. Orcs'll Kill You
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cycle of the gods is in rejoicing at thy rising; the earth is in gladness seeing thy rays; come forth the ancestors with cries of joy to see thy beauties every day. (BDB)
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let's throw all the ai enthusiasts into an active volcano so we can move on with our lives
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$0 to enjoy the whole thing
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
modern warfare 2 "remember - no russian" scene, but it says "remember - no matter who, we vote blue"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Rabbi Ariel Stone @rabbiariel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war and broken logistics for food.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DJ told us it’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff. DJ told us its time to fertilize the fields with the blood of the Old Enemy
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