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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 3h
juxtaposing these two screenshots in my mind and rotating them 360° in opposite directions
The strategist also noted that the polling right now reflects a change in the electorate as profound as those seen after Watergate and 9/11.

“It would be so historically unprecedented you’d have to presuppose we’re staring down the barrel of a generational national trauma that no one is aware of,” the strategist said.james talarico running as republican lite on immigration
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
homer simpson saying "i sleep in a big bed with my wife"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my brother is telling me it's a rare, short-lived phenomenon called a kelvin-helmholtz instability wave cloud lmao, looked exactly like this
drawing of breaking waves
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i saw the most fake looking cloud on the way to work today, looked like a series of waves drawn by a child, but it only lasted a couple minutes, smeared out into nothing before i could get a pic
al pacino in the movie heat, saying "this crew is good"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
idris elba, caption says "learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
will ferrell in the other guys speaking into a megaphone, "people down here are starting to murmur that you don't have the balls to do it"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can't expect libs to get it right with their response to right wing "concerns" about trans women in sports when libs are still struggling with this
the book cover for "if you give a mouse a cookie"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lightning mcqueen from the movie cars
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
totally forgot about this from morrowind
m'aiq the liar in morrowind, asked about talking mudcrab merchants, says "m'aiq has heard of this, they've got all the money, mudcrabs taking over everything, they already run pelagiad"[2015 twitter post by @i_zzzzzz]
NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit.
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: They run the banks too
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Undertaker standing behind AJ Styles
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Joe Biden: If I'm elected, we're going to cure cancerHunter Biden says Joe Biden's cancer has spread further and is 'very painful'Darkseid pulling Superman's cape
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
man with two handguns, pointing one at his one head and the other at the viewer
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
emre's been out for a month, but as far as i can tell nobody who plays tank understands his "heat sink" major perk
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
a pig in a truck giving homer simpson the stink eye
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
chernobyl hbo miniseries, "3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
[greentext story, picture of woman with an exasperated facial expression]

>ask him to put on Netflix
>he glances at me and starts fumbling with some weird cable in his TV and laptop
>we sit there while he does something on his laptop with trembling finger
>he mumbles something about some "torrents"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
you have to be a real low life piece of shit to characterize opposition to the genocide in gaza as "the cool kids moralizing"
frank reynolds in "it's always sunny in philadelphia" saying "you have to be a real low life piece of shit"
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the reward you get for dedicating your life to fascism
<transcript of trump speaking with reporters>

REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible] How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely. And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world.[andor spoilers, season 2, episode 8] frame grab of the moment when syril karn is about to kill cassian, then cassian asks him, "who are you?"[andor spoilers, season 2, episode 12] frame grab of the moment when major partagaz commits suicide[andor spoilers, season 2, episode 12] frame grab of the moment dedra meero is seen incarcerated in the same prison that cassian previously escaped from
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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