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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 13h
$0 to enjoy the whole thing
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 19h
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
modern warfare 2 "remember - no russian" scene, but it says "remember - no matter who, we vote blue"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Rabbi Ariel Stone @rabbiariel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war and broken logistics for food.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DJ told us it’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff. DJ told us its time to fertilize the fields with the blood of the Old Enemy
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like twice a week I get notified that a new billion dollar class action lawsuit has settled, and that I am entitled to 5 dollars as a result At this point are we not just selling our data to Fortune 500 companies at a discount? This feels like a “feeding shelter cats to the coyotes” situation
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budum @budum.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
So I heard about this thing called “seasonal depression”? Sounds pretty chill, apparently you get the summers off
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a comic
CU on doorknob rattling. SFX: *rattle rattle* *CLICK*

WIDE on a man in dark clothes and knit hat opening door and entering surreptitiously while looking around.

CU on the man looking around, shifty eyed.

CU, same angle, on man looking just ahead of himself and gasping in surprise.

Over man’s shoulder: a very happy dog is sitting in front of him, panting and wagging its tail. Man: Oh shit, you scared me! Hey there, buddy! Dog tail SFX: *thump thump*

CU on happy dog, with dialogue from man coming from off panel: Ha ha, look at you! What a nice boy!

Low angle from behind dog, just showing its head and ears, on man standing in front of door and making a “shush” gesture. Man: Well, don’t tell anyone I’m here! Ha ha…

Low angle CU on man, looking shocked. Man: Ha…? SFX: *CLICK*

Reverse angle on dog, still happy as hell, tail thumping on floor.The dog is pointing a gun at the man. Tail SFX: *thump thump*
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wonder how it feels to be a fucking twitch streamer seeing netanyahu attack you in a speech at the united nations
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?
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Skrrt Russell @cidmcdp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oldest told me that some kids in his middle school class used a local insurance agent's comments section as a message board and when he tried to get them to knock it off, they started roasting his promotional photos.
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My husband used to work a customer service job where people were at windows separated by low cubicles. We still talk about the person who brought a whole Costco chicken for lunch on their first day(!) and ate it Medieval Times style. Absolutely incredible first impression.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only democracy in the Middle East
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Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wish people understood how brutal ICE is in Austin lately beyond the shooting. You don't see as much viral footage because Texas State Troopers (being the state capital puts a bunch of Greg Abbott's faithful piggies here) are quietly pulling brown drivers over and then calling ICE to come get them
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🪏🐂 Backbreaking Toil Chat 🌞🗻 Bitternecessity: worked hard earth w little more than sticks today HillfarmerHarold: Many chores need doing per usual Perfumed_Elegance: i’ve discovered the most marvelous relaxation shovelingsam: is it burdensome
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
interesting how the more desperate the GOP's mid term chances become the louder establishment Democrats are signalling there should be no accountability or reprisals for their crimes
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eating lettuce in the shower with the lights off to feel what a gorilla feels in the rainforest
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/09/2026
Waste society. Wasted human consciousness. Wasted human lives and time. It’s sad
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/09/2026
We are setting the planet on fire and continuing to work long weeks to make garbage for landfills and to produce marketing materials for the stuff in landfills
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that someone spent time doing this is truly admirable. bravo
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an evil place.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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chopped uncs against circumcision @brimps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i saw the most fake looking cloud on the way to work today, looked like a series of waves drawn by a child, but it only lasted a couple minutes, smeared out into nothing before i could get a pic
al pacino in the movie heat, saying "this crew is good"
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some personal news
Chunk the bear has been spotted eating 135,000 calories in 10 hours prior to hibernating this week
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t it awful?
A bunch of peasants carry a man in a tuxedo who is saying “ ISN'T IT
AWFUL? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? THEY MADE THE GREEN M&M LESS SEXY.
THE WORLD IS SUCH A TERRIBLE PLACE.
THESE SICKOS
ARE TRYING TO DESTROY
OUR GOOD CLEAN WAY OF LIFE.”
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 23/09/2026
🥔 + 😀
🥔 + 😀
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Andy Rooney
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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote this to try and bear witness; I hope you'll read it. If you do, I hope you'll later find some quiet to think about this man, pray for him if you'd like, and then find out what you can do to help those impacted by this violence and terror in your community.
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His car is still sitting there
An ICE kidnapping in Austin
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of people are rightfully realizing that there is no popular input in how things go, that the government and especially the State are not responsive to democratic forces, but not realizing that “I will vote for 99% Hitler” is a major reason things got to be this way.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Homer in the lesbian bar saying "This lesbian bar doesn't require K95 masks! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
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