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Alan

@drpizzastone.bsky.social
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they/them, reviled homeowner with a bidet in every bathroom. @hogcast.com Good Streams Ltd Jr Associate streamer

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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 32m
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 1h
Taking a three day weekend so that I can do some shit around the house and finally get around to 3D printing a lot of bullshit I've been needing to make
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fira 🦇💜 @goodnightfira.bsky.social · 16h
Four photos stacked in vertical order. First ptoto is Legoal, impact text reads "wise like an elf"
Second image is of the Gnomeo & Juliet characters looking at each other sexually. Impact text reads "fuck like a gnome"
Third image is low poly Warcraft orcs, impact text reads "hung like an orc"
Fourth image is Karlach in a rage, fancy serif font reads "sexy tiefling"
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 19h
Live now! twitch.tv/drpizzastone
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 20h
Running a bit late because my cats are yelling at me. Streaming in about 15 minutes, doing some new daily -dles and then continuing NG+ run on AC6 (I promise we'll start seeing more new content). Also I will *NOT* show my evil tiktok feed full of dick and pussy this time twitch.tv/drpizzastone
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 21h
there was a video someone posted on twitter several years ago with a caption like "how im serving tboy summer realness this year". I think about it all the time and couldn't find it so I decided to recreate it from scratch today. Enjoy
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 23h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baby crayfish spotted
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
modding my uncles into skyrim with a no fall damage passive racial ability
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Amos @westernstyle.live · 01/10/2026
It's not just jacking off—it's stroking your cock and balls.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brother you don't have to tell me twice
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright I did the 9 favorite bullshit
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It turns out that, because my Purple mattress has like a weird latex grid thing on top, the waterproof mattress topper I started using after one of the cats pissed on my old mattress was keeping it from flexing the right way when I put my weight on it. So it made it feel much more hard than normal
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Hogcast: Speedy Delivery @hogcast.com · 29/09/2026
After everyone kept saying we don't even like Sonic anymore, we had a crisis of faith and replayed his games. And you know what? We love him and we're in love with him now. We've renewed our vows to Sonic. hogcast.com/episodes/cha...
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Good Streams ᴸᵀᴰ @goodstreamsltd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And now, your broadcasting schedule of programming for the week of 9-28-2026.
Monday 9/28 - Judge Viony - Majora's Mask vs Hobbit w/ Antiguess, 3pm PT/6pm ET at twitch.tv/ALPClam

Tuesday 9/29 - Deltarune - Part 4, 4pm PT/7pm ET at twitch.tv/fkasocks

Wednesday 9/30 - Viony Wednesday, 4pm PT/7pm ET at twitch.tv/v1ony

Thursday 10/1 - Armored Core VI, 3pm PT/6pm ET at twitch.tv/drpizzastone

Friday 10/2 - pseud0 access television, 12pm PT/3pm ET at twitch.tv/pseud0streams
Friendslop Friday - TTT, 4pm PT/7pm ET on Multiple Channels

Saturday 10/3 - clAM! in the AM, 8:30am PT/11:30am ET at twitch.tv/ALPClam

Sunday 10/4 - Sunday Slime Time, 2pm PT/5pm ET at twitch.tv/cohabitual
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the humans who moderate chatbots say they're inundated with people trying to generate nonconsensual nudes: www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI...
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🏳️‍⚧️ valissa @valisdheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
alan moore writing etrigan:
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog at Tourism Expo Japan to promote Sega’s amusement park, Joypolis
A blue hedgehog mascot with red sneakers walks through a crowd in a convention centre.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My lower back was killing me all week and I thought it might have been from me pulling something when I moved the big ~200lb box for this shed I bought, but it turns out I was just sleeping wrong. What the fuck
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The home automation community rocks bc you'll see some Reddit guy comment "yeah this shopping list Lovelace card is cool but I want to be a real sicko and scan every UPC code on my food to have a full inventory system" then someone will reply the extension do do exactly that has existed for years
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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κrud @krud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nathan Fielder from "You can see everything" and cinnamon toast crunch mascot(?)
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 26/09/2026
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn Primetime is good
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Can You Beat The Pussy Up With Only Dragon Communion Incantations?
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 25/09/2026
The key to learning riichi mahjong is to learn exactly 3 yaku and only go for those at all costs for the first 500 games you play. Don't worry about all that brain god shit just throw them tiles around and pass the tea.
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was looking at buying a new NAS, but determined it'd probably be cheapest and easiest to just slap my old 5800X3D+64gigs of DDR4+2080Ti into a new case. It's gonna be a monster but I'm sure I'll figure out some bullshit besides video transcoding I can use all that power for
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Potent Andromedan Light Codes to replenish your life force energy this weekend 👇👇👇
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 25/09/2026
Resquirted by charlie deeds done kirk cheap white woman fart explosion
Resquirted by charlie deeds done kirk cheap
white woman fart explosion
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if you are a cartoonist you should have a BBW assigned to you to improve the quality of your work and prevent you from undergoing a public mental breakdown
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to have to see if I can bump up my Japan trip to get in on the Dr Stone Pizza-la collab. They're doing this for me specifically
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The author of Dara-San had a stroke, & through sheer force of will, rehabilitated himself in order to draw this. Their art speaks to the human spirit.
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Korone Noises @koronenoises.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My evil TikTok algorithm did inadvertently show a CG penis and a real woman giving birth on my stream tonight, HOWEVER, it also exposed us to some of the best bars of all time. So who can say if it's good or bad
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went to China with plane
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Live now! twitch.tv/drpizzastone
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drpizzastone - Live on Twitch
Armored Core VI Replay (pt 6) - Starting NG+ speedrun | Streaming armored core vi fires of rubicon.
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What if Nintendo bought Sonic??? Would we get better Sonic games????" You would get 0 Sonic games bc there's only like 7 people in japan who gives a shit about that blue rat, 6 of whom work at sega as an obligation and the 7th is Inugami Korone
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AC6 NG+ stream in one hour. Gonna see how much can I blow through in one sitting. I'm shooting to at least get through the spider twitch.tv/drpizzastone
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drpizzastone - Twitch
they/them I'm going to stream games and do bullshit STEM stuffGood Streams Ltd. Jr Associate Streamer — drpizzastone streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their com...
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHOA
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Playing a Control game now as a person who has to interact with a Board of investors on a regular basis is a lot funnier. They really do be making vague and cryptic statements a lot, possibly are some sort of extradimensional bugs
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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