Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Wow, I’m going to get so much more done now that the kids are in daycare” wrong, you will be sick in rotation for a month straight with at least four different distinct illnesses 181637
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery 3670482
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn. 161171228
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128303011
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 253251795906
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1052275910791
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 30/09/2026When mom makes you take a photo with your date before prom 1147550
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...theonion.comFun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead KidsWASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the... 5954127
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialcaden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 181598424
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It has been fun to watch “Theyre video games made by a bunch of Finnish theatre people (derogatory ) swing to They’re video games made by a bunch of Finnish theatre people (complimentary) “ 2534
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialAparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I keep coming back to this clip against the background of AI companies infesting higher education. And I feel like I need to show this in class to students, for them to understand why not to trust these bastards 61375423
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14095442208
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialrowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy. 19912
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098512767
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialFlashman @crankgriems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"My Wife" by Sarah Mason took me a minute but i gasped when i got it. suburban gothic artist's statement here: substack.com/home/post/p-... 031
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583051368
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow 21488331166
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814245719
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026staff at the boiling people alive factory complain of mental toll of boiling people alive 281660307
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialLEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some old ones for #batmanday 11689251
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do you think that Greta Gerwig will keep the bit in the Narnia books where they don’t let Susan come back to Narnia because her tits came in 1948121
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life 543276367
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialbambi, star player of the zanarkand babes @erolalia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026swanboy feels like it takes place in the same world as bojack but in the weird dissonant way that its always sunny and abbott elementary share a space 1636
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s probably going to work out great for the reputation of the FBI now that you can just assume every agent is into bestiality 4487488
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my baby was soooo loud and annoying but I took him to the chiropractor and now he doesn't move or make noise at all :) 331723106
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialEleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026picture book section at the bookshop absolutely dire. half of them are about bodily functions and the other half are soft social hygiene about emotions. The fart that had a big feeling. fuck off 6453
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130691225
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it 221571165
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialSteve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We were watching the Wolverine Sentinel footage, and... We used to call these "high chair boss battles" because the boss looks like a baby in a high chair and you're on their tray. Now you have to see it, too 😅 502188488
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe 6455431006
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane 41363145
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialwebby& ☉∇ @quacking.online · 20/09/2024preserving my best cohost post before they shut the lights off 3240671490
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot 293316779
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jerry & Margot voted Remain. Him because he worked for a firm that imported and exported and he actually understood their business, and her because "I simply have never been able to stand any man called Nigel." Tom was Lexit. Barbara voted Remain but told Tom she voted Leave. 2236660
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 31/08/2026i think twitch did something like this recently as well and somebody asked the guy in charge of it "why couldn't yall make it opt-in, instead of having it on by default" and he was like "well if we did that then people wouldn't use it" and I think that should be illegal actually 91364375
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it is not a big chance by any means but there's a very slight possibility we'll get to see a US navy ship actually mutiny 19116573
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Pete Hegseth, who covers himself in crusade tattoos and keeps talking about crusading, makes an excellent crusader, in that he keeps killing Muslim civilians and losing wars in the Middle East by being an incompetent loser. 1143873
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare 601674222
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialDan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was incredibly cruel to me and me alone. She said she simply needed an outlet and I was that outlet, and she’d even apologize after hiding dead fish in my apartment or selling my identity to hackers. I’d never say it at the time but it was the honor of a lifetime 12118098
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026why are you bothering me, i built you a perfectly functional wire mother 131027213
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Good work! Are we sure AI did this? 5055539
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialGuy, Katsu @guykatsu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026thinking about this again. I hope they're doing alright 182022526
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialLucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 21/08/2026exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001 161801498
Reposted by @blueharvested.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin 1083427360
