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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

every morning when we ask what he wants for breakfast theo is like "porridge. with NO BEANS" because once when he had porridge he found a single pepita in it

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my new dinner thing is pasta with every type of capsicum, chilli and pepper product you own. fresh capsicum, fresh chilli, fermented chilli, gochujang, smoked paprika, ajvar, chipotles in adobo, roasted peppers, chorizo, pickled peppers on top. pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper pasta. it's good

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we’re watching contact and my main impression is that jodie foster has way way way too much hair. her beautiful little sharp fairy features cannot support the huge amount of wavy hair she has in this film

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

some are saying the second child was a good idea

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

picture book section at the bookshop absolutely dire. half of them are about bodily functions and the other half are soft social hygiene about emotions. The fart that had a big feeling. fuck off

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can’t believe that after an extremely difficult first baby who pushed me to my limits daily and made me question my suitability as a parent, my second child is an even-tempered angel baby who glows with sweetness and light

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

just got my period even though I do not intend to have any more children???? where's the off switch on this motherfucker

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

waiting to have her followup hip ultrasound... need this kid to have a good graf score so she doesn't have to get about in one of those baby gundam contraptions

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

ohhhh I'm tired, I have two children, I'm very tired, the children wake up at inconvenient times, ohhhhh, I'm tired, from the children, they need care, during sleeping hours,

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

henry should’ve put the eraserhead baby in the snoo

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

they should make a yoto card that explains the waterfront dispute

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

my poor little nina is so snotty and congested, we are having to saline spray her nose and use the snot sucker all day and during the night as well :( viruses leave my baby alone :(

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

cocteau twins were really cooking with cherry coloured funk. could not tell you a single other song by them but that one slaps

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I gave Theo a wagon wheel for dessert last night and it made a lasting impression. this morning he said to me wistfully “I got so chocowatey… I was chocowatey Theo…”

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I know objet petit a is real because the whole time I had a writing career I longed to be a mother and now that I have a mother career I want to be a writer again

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

why does my infant daughter look like she's about to tell my fortune

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if a recipe you write lies about how long it takes to cook onions or pasta you should be cracked open like a fresh nut and thrown in the compost heap. "add risoni and cook for five minutes". I am going to kill you

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I have so many apps that my mind categorises as "children apps" that it often takes me two or three goes to get the right one. oops, can't track the baby's sleep in the daycare app. can't check the monitor on the snoo app. aahhh!!!

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

spent all day cuddling the baby in front of the heater

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

if you pick the right husband you'll never have to charge a device again in your life

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

we’re watching the four corners about how leggos tomato paste is made by uygher slaves and woolies free range eggs are actually rat eggs or something. it’s pretty much what I assumed

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

successfully had flowers delivered to a hospital room in Singapore, that’s a pass in flower sending 1002. flower sending 1003 is having flowers delivered to a country with economic sanctions on it

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I love asking the baby what she’s cooking up in there and then she smiles at me and farts. That’s what she was cooking up

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

any soymilk heads have soymilk brand recs? so far the aldi organic one is the nicest, bonsoy is good too

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

having had two kids for almost two months now I have found it correct that 0->1 is a total life revolution that requires you to become a different person and 1->2 is just a logistical challenge

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 10/07/2026

If I have to know about Graham Platner then every American should have to know about Mark Latham. I’m not joking.

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I yawned so widely while I was feeding the baby at 3am that I have injured my jaw

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

baby nina still unsure about whether she likes being in the bouncer

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

how did anyone breastfeed before it was possible to watch back-to-back episodes of barefoot contessa on hbo max

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

why are there big suburbs and small suburbs. all suburbs should be the same size

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

trying to remember when babies stop reacting like they’re in a totally novel situation when you put the same dummy in their mouth that they’ve sucked dozens of times before. what? what is THIS?? how am I supposed to interact with this object??? kid you suck on it. same as you always do

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I only do mumposting on here but rest assured my opinions are as bad as ever

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

ohhhh I love to cuddle the baby and kiss her chubby little cheeks

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

having a solar system with a battery has instantly turned me into a big time energy waster. shutting doors, not my problem. time to use rapid heat on the oven. I don’t care if the friggin lights are turned off 🤠

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

love coming to a shopping centre late on a Saturday afternoon and seeing some of the most tired parents available to view. under eye suitcases, shuffling gate, slumped and defeated posture

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Man look at all my greys. could be a coincidence but all of them grew in since I got pregnant with the second child

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

the other day in the car Theo said “I want to get in a car crash” and then 15 minutes later we got rear ended

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Children NEED to watch A Bugs Life on repeat every single day between 6.30 and 7.30pm. It’s good for them

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Nina is such a good girl, she’s gone from waking twice to feed to just once now. It means she wakes much earlier but somehow 6-7 hours of sleep broken into two chunks is much more refreshing than 8 broken into three chunks

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I finally achieved a single cute photo of both my children together, it only took a month

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

except for breastfeeding. important note: except for breastfeeding. which she actually rules at, all the problems come from me 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

my daughter is such a chubby, cuddly, easy baby that now I believe people who say they like the newborn phase

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

still trying to process michelle grattan using her press club question to pauline hanson to prosecute internecine political class beef that happened while I was in primary school

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

triple feeding can suck a turd out of my freaking ass hole

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

any parents out there got any tips for de quervains… any hot mummy thumb hacks. I’m dying out here, want to chop my arm off

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Eleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

my daughter will no doubt want me to stop calling her “chubby chicken” at some stage, which does make me sad

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