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Siobhan Thompson

@vornietom.bsky.social
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Bitch 😎 lover 😽 child 👼 mother 🦾 sinner 👹 saint 🎅 sometimes feel ashamed 🧚‍♂️

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 11h
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22h
David Mitchell from Peep Show with a speech bubble
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ironic thing, of course, is that "Woke 1" was the exact opposite of the Witch Trials. There were no actual witches. That's why the Witch Trials were bad.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The world would improve immediately just by making golden parachutes for C suite execs illegal
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Erik Grove @erikgrove.com · 03/10/2026
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time a rape story is in the news there’s a new wave of rape stories all over social media where the guy didn’t get his dick burned off and in fact got free ice cream for life. I love it actually
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have any of you taken any classes on paranormal investigation? It’s for something I’m writing, please help me productively procrastinate
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what do you folks think is bigger, 100% or infinity
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Furry expert here. That actually means they’re really horny
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you’re feeling political despair, I strongly recommend going to canvass or table for a candidate you believe in. It’s fun! And they will train you before you go out and pair you with a more experienced person if you’re nervous
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This really puts stuff like publicly funded third spaces in perspective for me. It's so relatively cheap to build out community centers, gyms, makerspaces, studios etc.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 24/09/2026
🚨 OUT NOW on @dropout.tv - episode 2 of Dimension 20: Toylight! The toys reconnoiter, threaten some angels, and send a diplomatic envoy behind enemy lines. #toylight
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why’d they make all the AI phone assistants such snippy little bitches
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 23/09/2026
"activists are SUPPOSED to be annoying" was one of my great "no shit, dummy" belated revelations
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All social media should have an optional “no discourse” filter
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m mad at the “fighting your childhood trauma” game company because of woke
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like 90% of being a woman is taking out your Bobby pins at the end of the day and just leaving them wherever (car, table, shower, silverware draw etc etc) and then also not having any Bobby pins when you actually need them (heist)
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst part of Bonta caving on the Paramount merger is that it's a big flashing signal to every other company that there is no antitrust enforcement in America and you can bully your way into getting whatever you want. It's a monumentally bad decision.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans know that too, but they also know this is something they can make Dems flinch and equivocate about, which makes them look overall weak and indecisive. They did it with immigration last cycle, they did it with gay marriage 20 years ago. The only way to win is to tell them to eat shit
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 20/09/2026
Onion article with a photo of a traffic jam on a freeway:

“Dispatch
Report: 98 Percent Of
U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others”
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you think that Greta Gerwig will keep the bit in the Narnia books where they don’t let Susan come back to Narnia because her tits came in
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
teaching myself to ask "why are you picking this fight right now" before posting has made my overall bluesky experience a lot more positive
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you’re in the UK in May-June next year, come see me and my pals improvise a whole damn murder mystery in front of your very eyes!!!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we don’t have a wardrobe dept, it’s all me baby. This is Selkie with a necklace from an estate sale
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the Democrats win in November, the days will start lengthening in two, three years tops
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just looked in my crawl space and Mitch McConnell was down there butt naked and skittering? Has anyone else experienced this? Not sure who to call. To be clear he was upside down
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes the lightning is deadly, but have you considered that the man struck by it was holding a bow and arrow?
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 15/09/2026
🎶 The Maestro is back... and this time, he's got a little help! 📢 Season 5 of Make Some Noise is coming soon, launching on Dropout October 5th!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get it girl.
Katie Dippold in her Babadook costume
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t worry folks, I’m eating all the assigned pickles for tonight. You all relax, I’ve got this one covered
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lmao no wonder they’ve only shown stills of this monstrosity before now. looks like dogshit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I… need some archaeologists to see this. And maybe the FBI? This is insane www.estatesales.net/CA/Beverly-H...
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Beverly Hills Something Ancient Somewhere... starts on 9/18/2026
View information about this sale in Beverly Hills, CA. The sale starts Friday, September 18 and runs through Sunday, September 20. It is being run by Gold Standard Estate Sales.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can’t wait for the prequel to Anna Karenina where we get to learn how the train had a really hard childhood
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/08/2026
me when im playing kirby: im getting sexually aroused by identifying with kirby character
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